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What's Chris's opinion of the armed forces and the courageous men and women who protect his freedom to be a sedentary failure?
 
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Silver Octopus said:
But like seriously, if people like you would stop buying his literal garbage or whatever shit he has laying around the house, then that's going to force him to work harder on his products and eventually go back to making medallions and drawings.

The products that he has put out over the years has just been going down and down in quality - before he used to actually spend time sculpting and painting amiboo (albeit poorly) he also charged a reasonable price for these things, in some cases even making a loss.
But then wēēns and failtrolls came in and started giving him up to $50 to read out a message or sing a song on video. All of a sudden Chris didn't need to spend 30 minutes making a medallion to make $20, he was making that in 30 seconds in the laziest way possible, and it was those same people that paid him for this content, that didn't complain about how half-assed it was, those people inadvertently taught Chris that a) he could charge as much money as he wanted, and b) he didn't need to work for his money.

and now we've got people like you, who will buy stupid shit that doesn't remotely have anything to do with Chris other then the fact that it was once his father's garbage, but you'll still buy it and pay 10 times more than it's worth because "it's a piece of Christory! hurr durr"
And now you come here and complain about how you didn't get a chance to buy his medallions or worth while things, well ain't that a bitch?
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Only an autist pays another autist for his homemade garbage.
 
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BaronBoi said:
I've got a question.

What's Chris's opinion of the armed forces and the courageous men and women who protect his freedom to be a sedentary failure?
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Standard "thank you for your service" platitudes expressed by people who have no strong opinions on the military one way or another. He has stated multiple times over his life he dislikes war though.

If you're asking if he a-logs soldiers like Phil, then sorry but no. The closest he ever came to that was telling a TRUE and HONEST Marine carrying Patti's dog house was like when the guy hauled his buddy out of a firefight during Desert Storm.
 
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
If you're asking if he a-logs soldiers like Phil, then sorry but no. The closest he ever came to that was telling a TRUE and HONEST Marine carrying Patti's dog house was like when the guy hauled his buddy out of a firefight during Desert Storm.
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Jesus fucking Christ... i had no idea all the Patti jokes had more dimension than just he's a whiny baby with no muscle mass who wouldn't last a week under the spine-shanking manual labor demands of a Wal-Mart greeter.

Replicant Sasquatch said:
If you're asking if he a-logs soldiers like Phil, then sorry but no. The closest he ever came to that was telling a TRUE and HONEST Marine carrying Patti's dog house was like when the guy hauled his buddy out of a firefight during Desert Storm.
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Jesus fucking Christ... i had no idea all the Patti jokes had more dimension than just he's a whiny baby with no muscle mass who wouldn't last a week under the spine-shanking manual labor demands of a Wal-Mart greeter.
 
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
The closest he ever came to that was telling a TRUE and HONEST Marine carrying Patti's dog house was like when the guy hauled his buddy out of a firefight during Desert Storm.
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I thought Matt DeVoria was an army ranger?

Also, Chris’s perspective on the military might of changed.
 
Nurse Ratchet said:
Jesus fucking Christ... i had no idea all the Patti jokes had more dimension than just he's a whiny baby with no muscle mass who wouldn't last a week under the spine-shanking manual labor demands of a Wal-Mart greeter.
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Being a Wal-Mart greeter would actually be a perfect job for Chris. Jerkops were going after Chris for loitering anyway. All he had to do was just put on a Walmart vest and say "welcome". And he'd get paid.
 
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Cedric_Eff said:
I thought Matt DeVoria was an army ranger?

Also, Chris’s perspective on the military might of changed.
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According to the CWCki Matt was a Marine. Maybe he trained Jace.

As for Chris's current opinions on the military, I guarantee you if you ask he'll just go "I truly Respect and Admire all members of our Armed Forces".
 
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BaronBoi said:
I've got a question.

What's Chris's opinion of the armed forces and the courageous men and women who protect his freedom to be a sedentary failure?
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They're okay for defending this un magical dimension. Second only to the elite and brave Defenders of Equestria and the Sonichu legion that protects their father or mother?
 
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