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Think hurricane Florence might hit his house?

He is really lucky he doesn't live on the coast.

Him and Barb would be bankrupt and homeless many times over if he had to deal with real hurricane strength.

American people go into real panic mode and are mandatorily evacuated. Us island people got nowhere to evacuate to. All we can do is board up our houses, wait it out, hope for the best, and go out to "sight see" the damages after the storm passes.
 
I don't think it means anything to Chris now, but like I said, Chris can't stay at 14 Branchland Court forever. When the time comes to leave, events will probably be set in motion quite quickly and Chris won't be able to keep the hoard. He'll have to downsize to a much smaller place. I'm hoping when this happens, he does have some of Bob's items set aside. Chris chose this item to list and sell so hopefully it is of little importance to him. I'm just stating it would be nice to be able to offer it back if Chris ever has sellers remorse. It's not something I'm counting on.

How much are you hoping to charge him to give it back?
 
Think hurricane Florence might hit his house?

Ruckersville is currently projected to get 12-15" of rain. They won't get the full force of the hurricane winds, but there's gonna be some nasty flooding. Hopefully they have enough provisions stored up because travel will likely be rough for a few days at least
 
I'd trade for a Sonichu medallion. Missed out on the 200 run he did a while back.
But like seriously, if people like you would stop buying his literal garbage or whatever shit he has laying around the house, then that's going to force him to work harder on his products and eventually go back to making medallions and drawings.

The products that he has put out over the years has just been going down and down in quality - before he used to actually spend time sculpting and painting amiboo (albeit poorly) he also charged a reasonable price for these things, in some cases even making a loss.
But then wēēns and failtrolls came in and started giving him up to $50 to read out a message or sing a song on video. All of a sudden Chris didn't need to spend 30 minutes making a medallion to make $20, he was making that in 30 seconds in the laziest way possible, and it was those same people that paid him for this content, that didn't complain about how half-assed it was, those people inadvertently taught Chris that a) he could charge as much money as he wanted, and b) he didn't need to work for his money.

and now we've got people like you, who will buy stupid shit that doesn't remotely have anything to do with Chris other then the fact that it was once his father's garbage, but you'll still buy it and pay 10 times more than it's worth because "it's a piece of Christory! hurr durr"
And now you come here and complain about how you didn't get a chance to buy his medallions or worth while things, well ain't that a bitch?
 
But like seriously, if people like you would stop buying his literal garbage or whatever shit he has laying around the house, then that's going to force him to work harder on his products and eventually go back to making medallions and drawings.

The products that he has put out over the years has just been going down and down in quality - before he used to actually spend time sculpting and painting amiboo (albeit poorly) he also charged a reasonable price for these things, in some cases even making a loss.
But then wēēns and failtrolls came in and started giving him up to $50 to read out a message or sing a song on video. All of a sudden Chris didn't need to spend 30 minutes making a medallion to make $20, he was making that in 30 seconds in the laziest way possible, and it was those same people that paid him for this content, that didn't complain about how half-assed it was, those people inadvertently taught Chris that a) he could charge as much money as he wanted, and b) he didn't need to work for his money.

and now we've got people like you, who will buy stupid shit that doesn't remotely have anything to do with Chris other then the fact that it was once his father's garbage, but you'll still buy it and pay 10 times more than it's worth because "it's a piece of Christory! hurr durr"
And now you come here and complain about how you didn't get a chance to buy his medallions or worth while things, well ain't that a bitch?
There's no reason to buy any of his shit. Even if it was well made, he doesn't know how to package it properly and it would get destroyed during shipping.
 
But like seriously, if people like you would stop buying his literal garbage or whatever shit he has laying around the house, then that's going to force him to work harder on his products and eventually go back to making medallions and drawings.

The products that he has put out over the years has just been going down and down in quality - before he used to actually spend time sculpting and painting amiboo (albeit poorly) he also charged a reasonable price for these things, in some cases even making a loss.
But then wēēns and failtrolls came in and started giving him up to $50 to read out a message or sing a song on video. All of a sudden Chris didn't need to spend 30 minutes making a medallion to make $20, he was making that in 30 seconds in the laziest way possible, and it was those same people that paid him for this content, that didn't complain about how half-assed it was, those people inadvertently taught Chris that a) he could charge as much money as he wanted, and b) he didn't need to work for his money.

and now we've got people like you, who will buy stupid shit that doesn't remotely have anything to do with Chris other then the fact that it was once his father's garbage, but you'll still buy it and pay 10 times more than it's worth because "it's a piece of Christory! hurr durr"
And now you come here and complain about how you didn't get a chance to buy his medallions or worth while things, well ain't that a bitch?

Not exactly seeing the point of your rant towards me since I purchased the only thing Chris has ever posted for market value. New in box Varaflames with all their original advertising actually fetch more than $30. Loose, used ones are pretty cheap. Looks like you just want to be enraged.

And I wasn't complaining, someone asked what I'd want in exchange.

Ironic people on here make fun of Chris for his rants.
 
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There's no reason to buy any of his shit. Even if it was well made, he doesn't know how to package it properly and it would get destroyed during shipping.
He doesn't even ship it anymore. He just makes videos of himself screeching while asking you to buy.

Ruckersville is currently projected to get 12-15" of rain. They won't get the full force of the hurricane winds, but there's gonna be some nasty flooding. Hopefully they have enough provisions stored up because travel will likely be rough for a few days at least
I hope Chris holds a funeral on twitter for his CPU-goddesses, who were shorted out trying to stop his car and Barb's van from being washed away.
 
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Hopefully they have enough provisions stored up because travel will likely be rough for a few days at least
Chris routinely runs out of food on any given week. Storm or no.

Unless by provisions you mean funko pop recolor variants of toys he already has, then yeah, I bet he got stocked up.
 
Projections for Charlottesville are now at 5" of rain or so over a few days, so Chris might be safe.

Hurricane projections are really hard, though, so it may be off quite a bit
 
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Random thought: Chris enjoys being miserable because it lets him be a victim.
Probably :late: on this; but if this video ( https://youtu.be/15LJdfBGyW8 ) is any kind of example, it looks like Chris is really phoning it in. He even seems to be reading off of some kind of script.

Maybe he thinks it's what we want to see or maybe he thinks it will get him attention.
Or maybe Chris is just an elaborate troll pretending to be an autistic troon pretending to be an elaborate troll.

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Or maybe Chris is just an elaborate troll pretending to be an autistic troon pretending to be an elaborate troll.

We already established that he is though


I dunno, people get REALLY obsessive about musicians and actors...

Celebrities don't put out the same volume of information, though. Most of the obsessive documentation on them is based on interviews and public appearances, with the odd speculation based on paparazzi shots. You pretty much only see what they want you to see. Chris willingly infodumps his most intimate secrets without much provocation.
 
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