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There is one area that Chris has unambiguously improved upon since the Julie fiasco: whenever his fake internet girlfriend asks him for a sex tape, he doesn't actually fuck the doll. He still shames himself and the Weston Chandler Boleyn names, but at least his duck remains tucked.
 
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Xanax said:
It's still endlessly amusing to me that so many troons can claim "my mind is female but my body isn't" while doing shit like belching freely at the gym. Like they don't have the most basic idea of what femininity entails.
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It's almost like they don't like themselves and think switching genders will magically solve that. Instead of just making them the same gross autist they were before only wearing their mom's dress.
 
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James Howlett said:
How would Chris handle a winning lottery ticket? Not like Mega Millions, but like, those 1-2$ scratch tickets? I could see him winning $10 from 2$ worth of tickets and immediately developing a gambling addiction.
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Probably, but fortunately for him, he can easily beg for more money on Twitter and his pay pigs will come through.
 
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Xanax said:
Does Chris spit or swallow?
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James Howlett said:
How would Chris handle a winning lottery ticket? Not like Mega Millions, but like, those 1-2$ scratch tickets? I could see him winning $10 from 2$ worth of tickets and immediately developing a gambling addiction.
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He already buys - or used to buy - lottery tickets somewhat frequently. I don't remember if they were scratch-offs, though. I live in 1 of 6 states without a lottery, but, as far as I know, it's decently easy to "win" (at a net loss) a few bucks.
 
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I've been out of the Chris loop for a while, and noticed a lot of references to a "teen troon squad" which may be behind Chris' recent Twitter sperging. Is there a TL;DR of what the hell these people are? I've never heard the term before.
 
CuttleFishLifeStyle said:
I've been out of the Chris loop for a while, and noticed a lot of references to a "teen troon squad" which may be behind Chris' recent Twitter sperging. Is there a TL;DR of what the hell these people are? I've never heard the term before.
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Basically some teens are smoking pot with him and feeding his delusions about CPU Goddesses, dimensional merges and all that bullshit we've been getting from him recently.
 
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Rikka Takarada said:
Basically some teens are smoking pot with him and feeding his delusions about CPU Goddesses, dimensional merges and all that bullshit we've been getting from him recently.
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And all we've gotten out of it is a meandering 15 minute video intermittently explaining this bullshit. Game sucks, I demand a refund of my ClydeCash.
 
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I have high hopes. I expect him to at least dress up in CPU cosplay fig and give us a video. A few months ago I would have said bronycorn fig, but I guess MLP is rather passe' now with FiM ending and the CPU crapture taking up all his attention these days.
 
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