Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[LoveYouLongTime]

What if Chris was 500 pounds?

Shit and do nothing.

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was 500 pounds?

Barb would get him converted into dollars and spend him on Goodwill shit.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Barb would get him converted into dollars and spend him on Goodwill shit.

By getting him liposuction and then rendering his removed fat and making soap out of it to sell ala Fight Club.

 

[Xanax]

Could someone make a mirror of the CWCki on a server that doesn't fucking suck? It's accessible about as often as Barb leaves the house.

 

[Mr. 0]

Could someone make a mirror of the CWCki on a server that doesn't fucking suck? It's accessible about as often as Barb leaves the house.

@Marvin said he's already moving it so don't get your dirty crapped panties in a twist

 

[Xanax]

@Marvin said he's already moving it so don't get your dirty crapped panties in a twist

I want it NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

 

[Marvin]

I want it NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

I'm workin on it!

(But yeah, backing up and moving all the data took a long time Tuesday night, so I left it running overnight. Then I went out drinking yesterday. And then today I'm realizing I don't have enough space on the new server, so I had to restart. Now I'm fiddling with outdated config files.)

 

[Snuckening]

Howcome Chris hasn't been featured on a shitty reality TV show yet?

Like Hoarders, or Catfished, or My Crazy Addiction, or any of the dozens of other "lol check out this rctard" shows on cable tv. Chris obviously loves an audience, and these shows have contacted much less well-known cows like Bulla or Steffoknee- Why have they not contacted Chris at this stage? Or is he turning them down? Why haven't we seen 'My Neptunia/Legos/Estrogel Addiction' or Chris's wise words of experience on 'Catfished'?

 

[Marvin]

Howcome Chris hasn't been featured on a shitty reality TV show yet?

Like Hoarders, or Catfished, or My Crazy Addiction, or any of the dozens of other "lol check out this rctard" shows on cable tv. Chris obviously loves an audience, and these shows have contacted much less well-known cows like Bulla or Steffoknee- Why have they not contacted Chris at this stage? Or is he turning them down? Why haven't we seen 'My Neptunia/Legos/Estrogel Addiction' or Chris's wise words of experience on 'Catfished'?

There's not one single narrative. Chris is a shithead but he was also catfished for years. Black and white narrative are better for TV.

 

[Depression_Begins]

There's not one single narrative. Chris is a shithead but he was also catfished for years. Black and white narrative are better for TV.

I think Chris' problems could mainly be summed up as a cautionary tale for releasing information and getting blackmailed over the internet. As well as the importance of creating structure for people that have autism.

https://www.drphil.com/be-on-the-show/
Chris could put in an application under the "chaos in your life" category. If chosen, he probably would receive frequent psychiatrist appointments and a financial advisor at the very least to get things sorted out. Might even lead to the idea guys getting criminally prosecuted.

As well, Chris would get a bunch of free advertising for Sonichu. Which is arguably mainstream even now.

 

[Marvin]

I think Chris' problems could mainly be summed up as a cautionary tale for releasing information and getting blackmailed over the internet. As well as the importance of creating structure for people that have autism.

https://www.drphil.com/be-on-the-show/
Chris could put in an application under the "chaos in your life" category. If chosen, he probably would receive frequent psychiatrist appointments and a financial advisor at the very least to get things sorted out. Might even lead to the idea guys getting criminally prosecuted.

As well, Chris would get a bunch of free advertising for Sonichu. Which is arguably mainstream even now.

Oh no, that's way too complicated.

Like, they want a morality tale.

A morality tale will have a protagonist who suffers unfairly, or a villain who righteously gets punished. Chris is neither.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Oh no, that's way too complicated.

Like, they want a morality tale.

A morality tale will have a protagonist who suffers unfairly, or a villain who righteously gets punished. Chris is neither.

Chris's tale is a cautionary piece about why southerners used to keep their retarded children locked in the basement.

 

[AnOminous]

Howcome Chris hasn't been featured on a shitty reality TV show yet?

Like Hoarders, or Catfished, or My Crazy Addiction, or any of the dozens of other "lol check out this rctard" shows on cable tv. Chris obviously loves an audience, and these shows have contacted much less well-known cows like Bulla or Steffoknee- Why have they not contacted Chris at this stage? Or is he turning them down? Why haven't we seen 'My Neptunia/Legos/Estrogel Addiction' or Chris's wise words of experience on 'Catfished'?

Because you can't have a TV show that would just amount to mocking some absolutely ridiculous joke of a tranny.

 

[Snuckening]

There's not one single narrative. Chris is a shithead but he was also catfished for years. Black and white narrative are better for TV.

I dunno- tv shows can spin a story any way they want, decide what they put in/leave out, whether they mock Chris, or play up the "poor, brave cyberstalked transwoman" angle, or make him "a cautionary tale", etc- there's like a dozen different way they could turn his story into reality TV gold.

And John Bulla comes of as way less sympathetic than Chris (and Stefoknee too IMO), but reality TV still made hay off him. Shit, everyone on reality TV is an unlikable asshole- thats what makes good reality tv.

So he's never been approached by reality tv that you know of? One of them must have tried after all the attention Chris has got over the years; it's obvious people find him fascinating, for better or worse.

 

[fiu0cm]

Chris's tale is a cautionary piece about why southerners used to keep their exceptional children locked in the basement.

It's more of a demonstration of the dangers of mainstreaming your idiot autistic child.

whether they mock Chris, or play up the "poor, brave cyberstalked transwoman" angle, or make him "a cautionary tale", etc- there's like a dozen different way they could turn his story into reality TV gold.

Normal people are uncomfortable with the way that Chris acts and, more generally, with untreated autism.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It's more of a demonstration of the dangers of mainstreaming your idiot autistic child.


Normal people are uncomfortable with the way that Chris acts and, more generally, with untreated autism.

I agree, producers don't want to see Chris poke his nose and rub it on the hoard or sexily slink toward them and say, "I'm ready for my close up Mr. Cameraman. Try not to make Magi-Chan to jealous with your lustful gaze"

 

[LeDarkMemer]

 

[Xanax]

When the dimensional merge happens, will Ahuviya's Hispanic-Jewish dominatrix headmate Xochi come into existence?

 

[fiu0cm]

When the dimensional merge happens, will Ahuviya's Hispanic-Jewish dominatrix headmate Xochi come into existence?

It has to pass through Dimensional Merge Congress, where deities are representatives and senators, and Fate is the president. It also, presumably, has to stand up in the Dimensional Merge Judiciary, should any Dimensional Merge legal issues arise. Because of course the Dimensional Merge has three branches of government.

 

[Xanax]

It has to pass through Dimensional Merge Congress, where deities are representatives and senators, and Fate is the president. It also, presumably, has to stand up in the Dimensional Merge Judiciary, should any Dimensional Merge legal issues arise. Because of course the Dimensional Merge has three branches of government.

That may be a problem; Xochi, like her real-world counterpart, is an anarchist who despises government and lives "outside the system". Guess Phil won't be getting FIGGED after all.