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Yes, has anyone ever kicked Chris's ass?

Just beat the never-fucking shit out of him?

I'd imagine it'd be like beating up Poppinfresh. One great big mass of doughie flesh unfit for life. But that would require him getting all confrontational because, let's face it, beating him up in any situation is almost a no-win scenario from the stance of 'OMG A TRANS WOMAN WAS BEATEN UP!' Which I don't really buy him being trans to begin with.
 
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I am curious as to whether or not Chris will see the upcoming Sonic movie and if so, what his reaction will be?

Before the recent Death Battle sperging, I thought he'd either not see it or maybe see it and not really comment much on it one way or the other. For a while it seemed as if Chris had largely left Sonic behind to focus more on MLP and Neptunia, particularly after the Gamestop incident.

Even his Sonichu stuff is dominated by CPU's and pony stuff, and yes, I know that in the "Classic" era of Sonichu, most of the Sonic and Sonichu stuff quickly fell by the wayside and ended up played second-fiddle to Chris's own personal drama but a lot of the the classic Sonichu material was due to troll manipulation. Part of me wonders what Sonichu would have looked like had organized trolling not taken root and turned Chris into an IRL Truman Show.

The newer Sonichu stuff was largely devoid of outside influence until the Idea Guys showed up and was largely boring, dominated by MLP and gender sperging. I'd imagine that classic Sonichu would've turned out similarly bland had it not been for the trolls, but with more Sonic and Pokemon sperging and less weird gender stuff.
 
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I'm abit behind on my Chris Chan stuff and missed the Idea Guy saga. Can someone give me a cliff-notes version of what happened then? Seems like a lot happened during that time.
 
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Chris's (ab)use of grammar is fascinating. The way he capitalizes Abstract Concepts and Points He Considers Important reminds me of Iain Banks' novels.
I wonder if he uses it as a tool to help himself put his thoughts into writing, or if it's how he thinks grammar works and everyone else is doing it wrong. It's likely though it's how he learned to write and is just too stubborn to change.
 
Chris's (ab)use of grammar is fascinating. The way he capitalizes Abstract Concepts and Points He Considers Important reminds me of Iain Banks' novels.
I wonder if he uses it as a tool to help himself put his thoughts into writing, or if it's how he thinks grammar works and everyone else is doing it wrong. It's likely though it's how he learned to write and is just too stubborn to change.
It's Chris trying to put emphasis on certain words. Normal people do the same thing with ALL CAPS, but Chris has a range from First Cap to ALL CAPS. To me, it's also a written manifestation of his speech, where, knowingly or otherwise, he emphasizes certain words and phrases with a higher tone.
 
I'm abit behind on my Chris Chan stuff and missed the Idea Guy saga. Can someone give me a cliff-notes version of what happened then? Seems like a lot happened during that time.

Long story short, the idea guys convinced Chris that they were Sonichu characters from the alternate dimensions he's been sperging about lately, and they were able to get him to believe all kinds of shit: the CPU goddesses from Hyperdimension Neptunia were real, Nazis and Russians were invading CWCville, Rosechu was trans, Classic Chris in the comics was actually a Nazi from an alternate timeline, and Chris's daughter Crystal would only be born if Chris buttfucked Sonichu. After that, they escalated to blackmailing him into buying them stuff by threatening to out him as a pedophile to the FBI. They also made him film himself doing stuff like shitting on the floor, hitting Barb, and jacking it while singing All Star.
 
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Long story short, the idea guys convinced Chris that they were Sonichu characters from the alternate dimensions he's been sperging about lately, and they were able to get him to believe all kinds of shit: the CPU goddesses from Hyperdimension Neptunia were real, Nazis and Russians were invading CWCville, Rosechu was trans, Classic Chris in the comics was actually a Nazi from an alternate timeline, and Chris's daughter Crystal would only be born if Chris buttfucked Sonichu. After that, they escalated to blackmailing him into buying them stuff by threatening to out him as a pedophile. They also made him film himself do stuff like shitting on the floor, hitting Barb, and jacking it while singing All Star.
You forgot to add "and he thanks them."
 
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