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In the past when embarrassing private information like videos and emails were leaked Chris would shut down with whomever that troll was. Now, one of his dimensional merge spergs posted him playing five-knuckle shuffle to the tune of "All Star" and instead of breaking off he's desperate to keep the illusion going. That's how incredibly depressing and lonely Chris' reality is, real talk.
 
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Can anyone give me some information on what the Teen Troon Squad is? I've seen their names all over here but I don't know who they are.

Also what's with the Pikachu that Chris supposedly met at Target?

One last question, what does Barb think about Chris' whole CPU Goddess thing?
 
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Jesse's Arbok said:
Can anyone give me some information on what the Teen Troon Squad is? I've seen their names all over here but I don't know who they are.
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IRL trannies that Chris is smoking weed with. There's speculation that they're bad actors in the merge shit, but Marvin or The Captain know more about that.

Also what's with the Pikachu that Chris supposedly met at Target?
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Chris said he met a Pikachu named Fate at a nearby Target. He's also met Magi-Chan and Cryzel at a nearby Target. There's also speculation that the troons are acting as Magi-Chan and other characters.
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Could anyone here imagine Chris watching A certain Railgun or A certain Magical Index and his posts after seeing it? It is literally about Espers and Magic Users and also has a lot of shit that probably makes him horny.
 
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Could anyone here imagine Chris watching A certain Railgun or A certain Magical Index and his posts after seeing it? It is literally about Espers and Magic Users and also has a lot of shit that probably makes him horny.
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He'd have a chance of getting through Railgun, but I don't think he'd have any chance of getting through Index with its idiot Male protagonist. I don't know that either would have an impact on Chris because they're more grounded in their own reality, as in technological advancements facilitating psychic abilities, rather than focusing on weird abstractions of Chris' specific interests, like video game consoles.

I think, recently, someone asked about what Chris would do if he watched Sword Art Online. My answer then deviated more into Chris' inability to engage with anything that's not high concept, but I think the same reasoning would be applicable for Railgun and Index.
 
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Second_Missing_Primarch said:
Long story short, the idea guys convinced Chris that they were Sonichu characters from the alternate dimensions he's been sperging about lately, and they were able to get him to believe all kinds of shit: the CPU goddesses from Hyperdimension Neptunia were real, Nazis and Russians were invading CWCville, Rosechu was trans, Classic Chris in the comics was actually a Nazi from an alternate timeline, and Chris's daughter Crystal would only be born if Chris buttfucked Sonichu. After that, they escalated to blackmailing him into buying them stuff by threatening to out him as a pedophile to the FBI. They also made him film himself doing stuff like shitting on the floor, hitting Barb, and jacking it while singing All Star.
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what the fuck? anything else?
 
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what the fuck? anything else?
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He was convinced that there's some dimensional merge happening, and there's 2 main dimensions. C-197, where all fiction exists, (Everything from Rick and Morty to Family Guy to Mario, and of course to Sonichu.) is currently merging with our dimension, 1228. It's basically his whole new age obsession/religion now.

He also found some kittens in his Backyard and took them under his wing. One of them, Patches, had a very bad disease. Chris didn't really do anything to stop this, but of course begged for money as he's been broke for a year after wasting it all on toys. People actually did mail him Cat medicine, money for medicine, and even called veterinarians around Chris' area to go to his house and check up on Patches and the rest of the cats. Of course, Chris wasted the money on toys and games like he always does. Eventually, due to poor care and overall no care whatsoever from Chris, Patches tragically died.

Oh and there's also this gang of IRL Teen Trannies who Chris knows and hangs out with. I think he also buys weed from them, but that might just be an inside joke.

There's also this Magi-chan troll which kinda serves as another Idea Guy, and is probably one due to the tweet where Chris jacked off to All-star having various references to the Idea Guys. (It mentions the Bluegrass state, which is Kentucky. One of the Idea Guys is from Kentucky.)

One last thing, the Idea Guys managed to convince Chris that he was Bisexual, in a Polygamous relationship with Magi-chan, an upcoming character in Sonichu named Cryzel, (Which the Idea Guys had an entire Discord chat Roleplay with Chris were they force him to do fucked up things and or they'll hurt Cryzel.) Mewtwo, and Silvana. They also convinced him that he was a CPU Goddess from Hyperdimension Neptunia, and ruled the land of Comma. (He now represents the Commadore 64. Hyperdimension Neptunia's whole gimmick is it's a basic parody of the gaming industry as a whole. With anime waifus representing different consoles in forms of their design and kingdoms.) And under the influence of the Idea Guys that he was Bi, he went to TooManyGames and harassed various male and female employees and guests, as well as making an ass out of himself in front of Eggman and Bowser's VAs. When security came to take his sorry ass out, he had a mental breakdown and bent over on the floor crying.
 
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Oh and there's also this gang of IRL Teen Trannies who Chris knows and hangs out with. I think he also buys weed from them, but that might just be an inside joke.

There's also this Magi-chan troll which kinda serves as another Idea Guy, and is probably one due to the tweet where Chris jacked off to All-star having various references to the Idea Guys. (It mentions the Bluegrass state, which is Kentucky. One of the Idea Guys is from Kentucky.)
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Magi-Chan might be one of the teen trannies, we aren't sure yet. Yes, Chris buys weed from them.

Also, has Chris reacted to the news about the terrible new Sonic movie yet? I know he can't stand Sonic derivatives.

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This is objectively hideous design, and knowing how well Chris took the whole blarms thing....
 
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He was convinced that there's some dimensional merge happening, and there's 2 main dimensions. C-197, where all fiction exists, (Everything from Rick and Morty to Family Guy to Mario, and of course to Sonichu.) is currently merging with our dimension, 1228. It's basically his whole new age obsession/religion now.

He also found some kittens in his Backyard and took them under his wing. One of them, Patches, had a very bad disease. Chris didn't really do anything to stop this, but of course begged for money as he's been broke for a year after wasting it all on toys. People actually did mail him Cat medicine, money for medicine, and even called veterinarians around Chris' area to go to his house and check up on Patches and the rest of the cats. Of course, Chris wasted the money on toys and games like he always does. Eventually, due to poor care and overall no care whatsoever from Chris, Patches tragically died.

Oh and there's also this gang of IRL Teen Trannies who Chris knows and hangs out with. I think he also buys weed from them, but that might just be an inside joke.

There's also this Magi-chan troll which kinda serves as another Idea Guy, and is probably one due to the tweet where Chris jacked off to All-star having various references to the Idea Guys. (It mentions the Bluegrass state, which is Kentucky. One of the Idea Guys is from Kentucky.)

One last thing, the Idea Guys managed to convince Chris that he was Bisexual, in a Polygamous relationship with Magi-chan, an upcoming character in Sonichu named Cryzel, (Which the Idea Guys had an entire Discord chat Roleplay with Chris were they force him to do fucked up things and or they'll hurt Cryzel.) Mewtwo, and Silvana. They also convinced him that he was a CPU Goddess from Hyperdimension Neptunia, and ruled the land of Comma. (He now represents the Commadore 64. Hyperdimension Neptunia's whole gimmick is it's a basic parody of the gaming industry as a whole. With anime waifus representing different consoles in forms of their design and kingdoms.) And under the influence of the Idea Guys that he was Bi, he went to TooManyGames and harassed various male and female employees and guests, as well as making an ass out of himself in front of Eggman and Bowser's VAs. When security came to take his sorry ass out, he had a mental breakdown and bent over on the floor crying.
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What the flying fuck
 
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there's 2 main dimensions. C-197, where all fiction exists, (Everything from Rick and Morty to Family Guy to Mario, and of course to Sonichu.)
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Whoa, hold on there. Not that it actually matters, but there are limits to what characters exist in C-197. Aside from nonspecific shit like Chris saying Fate and God(dess) will decide what characters exist there, anything that has a different timeline or is in a specified dimension is somewhere else. I don't think Chris understands the implications of that, as it ends up excluding both Sonic the Hedgehog and Pokemon, but that's what the stated rules are. Chris recognizes that Rick & Morty's home dimension isn't C-197 but says that they visit C-197 sometimes.

Patches, had a very bad disease. Chris didn't really do anything to stop this, but of course begged for money as he's been broke for a year after wasting it all on toys. People actually did mail him Cat medicine, money for medicine, and even called veterinarians around Chris' area to go to his house and check up on Patches and the rest of the cats. Of course, Chris wasted the money on toys and games like he always does. Eventually, due to poor care and overall no care whatsoever from Chris, Patches tragically died.
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Chris took Patches to the vet multiple times, got enough medicine for all three of the cats himself, and adopted out one of the cats. Chris also insisted that the person that adopted the cat take medicine with them. Your iteration seems to implicate Chris in the cat's death, but that's not accurate.
 
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Whoa, hold on there. Not that it actually matters, but there are limits to what characters exist in C-197. Aside from nonspecific shit like Chris saying Fate and God(dess) will decide what characters exist there, anything that has a different timeline or is in a specified dimension is somewhere else. I don't think Chris understands the implications of that, as it ends up excluding both Sonic the Hedgehog and Pokemon, but that's what the stated rules are. Chris recognizes that Rick & Morty's home dimension isn't C-197 but says that they visit C-197 sometimes.


Chris took Patches to the vet multiple times, got enough medicine for all three of the cats himself, and adopted out one of the cats. Chris also insisted that the person that adopted the cat take medicine with them. Your iteration seems to implicate Chris in the cat's death, but that's not accurate.
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Thanks for the info, I'm still kinda rough when it comes to the whole Patches saga. It just seemed like Chris did nothing, Twitter tries to help cats, cat dies.
 
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So I just saw the trailer for "American Meme" on Netflix. I didn't see Chris, just a bunch of faggots I recognize but dont really know.

Is it worth watching, and if not, would it have been worth watching if Chris and other cows had been involved? ((Skeptical))
 
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