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Lightning_Bliss is heavier than Chris.
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One advantage / positive thing I think about Chris:

He's immune of being a rape victim: If incarcerated, no prisoner would take his junie cakes. Not even junkies would.

He's not worth of human trafficking: he can't do simple labor, no demand for prostitution due to his appearance and odor, and unsellable organs because of his lifestyle.
 
Does Chris like Pixar or Disney movies? I know he likes Mary Poppins but I mean does he have a favorite animated movie like Aladdin or Monster's Inc?
 
Does Chris like Pixar or Disney movies? I know he likes Mary Poppins but I mean does he have a favorite animated movie like Aladdin or Monster's Inc?
Disney yes. He tried to sell his Disney vhs-cassettes for a fortune a while ago, unsuccessfully
 
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How to cut his expense on his Lego spending: B̶u̶y̶ ̶a̶ ̶g̶o̶d̶d̶a̶m̶n̶ ̶M̶i̶n̶e̶c̶r̶a̶f̶t̶ Just play Minecraft instead
 
Does he still own anything he got from the Sawnik sweepstake?

He had his baby blanket on his bed when he was like 30 years old, and you saw the condition of his favorite shirt that he still has. I don't think Chris has ever thrown anything away (exception being anal beads). He probably still has all that stuff he won.

Maybe he should sell those items for a high dollar on ebay, the "I just won" collection. Some idiot would troll him buy paying $1000 for a 30 year old game, if he included an autographed version of this with it:

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One advantage / positive thing I think about Chris:

He's immune of being a rape victim: If incarcerated, no prisoner would take his junie cakes. Not even junkies would.

He's not worth of human trafficking: he can't do simple labor, no demand for prostitution due to his appearance and odor, and unsellable organs because of his lifestyle.

You could melt him down for soap.

Could probably net you about 15 cents, plus a satisfying sense of poetic justice.
 
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