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Obese ham that was a womanchild
Containment Random Thoughts & Questions
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Obese ham that was a womanchild
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I wonder why none of the trolls/idea people tried to convince Chris to get a true and honest china.
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Probably they want Chris in Guiness' Book of world records on the oldest virgin man
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They're a little late on that because Chris isn't a virgin.
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There were some who have doubts on Chris losing his virginity with a hooker.
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Chris's encounter with the prostitute is confirmed by several people with direct contact with him, including Alec.
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I don't know, man. Chris's anecdote can be a hoax unless he has a receipt, a video, or the hooker's testimony.
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Most guys wouldn't brag about paying a hooker, and more still would not brag that said hooker complimented their penis.
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Does Donatello the Ninja Turtle and the American Rabbit hang out with Chris in C-197, and do they have the same voice? (It's only noticeable to 80s nerds like me, but the two characters were voiced by the same man)
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But the people vouching for Chris are all people who have a vested interest in making Chris look better than he actually is. Marvin was adamant that Chris really lost his virginity, but then Marvin also insisted that Chris doesn't really believe in Sonichu or the dimensional merge... up until a couple of trolls managed to extort money out of Chris by threatening to destroy CWCville. It's not impossible that Chris never lost his virginity either. I'm just saying I have some doubts...
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You're the guy who's jerking off while typing on a computer while being audio recorded for 18 minutes; then getting interrupted by your father because he is concern that his son might commit suicide on camera. Getting angry, afraid, and confuse, your masturbation session transitioned to a concern that the internet will cut down, probably while on an erection.
That's some awkward shit that I wish it was video recorded.
That's some awkward shit that I wish it was video recorded.
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I wonder what Chris will think of his hubby being portrayed as the villain in the new Pokemon movie...
Chris has imaginary sex with this thing
Will he say “I spoke to the real Mewtwo (the cloned one) and he said HE DOES NOT APPROVE!” ?
EDIT: Woah, already got my answer!
Chris has imaginary sex with this thing
EDIT: Woah, already got my answer!
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Chris simply slipped it in, came early, and him and Mia called it a day.
I'll bet she didn't even come.
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How does confirming Chris dicked a hooker make him look good?
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Keep in mind that back when the news came out there were a fuckton of people on here in denial that Chris lost his virginity and coming up with shit like "he paid for it so he lost it technically but not culturally" and this went on for weeks so it's not really a matter of confirmation making him look good so much as it was making our member base look worse in comparison. Like with the eyebrow post on Facebook.
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Yeah I'm aware. "Cultural virgin" is so fucking funny. But my point is it's weird to have all these conspiracy theories about Marvin and Alec and TAH trying to make Chris "look better" when they routinely share information which is thoroughly embarrassing for him. It really shows how obsessed people are with wishing Chris the Character was real.
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I've never insisted anything about Chris that wasn't true.
I wasn't insisting that Chris didn't believe in Sonichu because he secretly did and I was trying to make him look good. At the time, he really didn't believe in Sonichu. Since then he's lost his mind and actually does, and when that happened, I informed the farms.
The people who are fucking with Chris come to me and share these tidbits of information with me. Then I tell you guys.
I have no interest in making Chris look good or bad. My only interest in this subforum is delivering the most accurate understanding of Chris. That requires treating Chris with some nuance.*
He's not hitler, but he's also not a blameless angel.
* lol though I don't know why explaining how Chris hired a hooker requires nuance.
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No, he's worse
Chris is literally the worst thing to ever happen in the history of the world ever, including the Black Death, the Thirty Years' War, the Salem Witch Trials, World War I, the Armenian genocide, the Stalinist purges, the rise of Justin Bieber, and Fyre Fest.