Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Tikbalang]

Dimensional Merge question:
Do you think OCs have multiple versions?
For example: one guy believed that Luffy is a nice guy while the other think he's a barbaric glutton. Is Luffy a one being or they are multiple version based on interpretation?

Chris believed that all the stories in fictional world are canon, and yet fanfictions are also canon. If the official and fanfiction stories are contradicted to each other, how would Chris decide which are canon?

If Chris sees these questions, more likely he'll shit himself and answer nothing.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Why did Chris feel the need to start specifying what kind of cheeks he's referring to?
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Between this and the sonichu "cheek pouch" thing its like he's mental gymnasticing cheeks not being part of the face so he can tell himself he wasn't bothering anyone.

 

[deeman]

Don't know if it's already asked or confirmed, but do you guys think Chrischun fucked that poor hooker while wearing his Sonichu medallion?

 

[Moppo.]

Don't know if it's already asked or confirmed, but do you guys think Chrischun fucked that poor hooker while wearing his Sonichu medallion?

I have no doubt in my mind. I mean, his original plans were to secretly videotape his first sex and upload it to the world to see. The hooker probably didn't let him do that, but he at the very least had to have Sonichu with him in spirit.

 

[Bob's Ghost]

I've heard it mentioned on here several times that various autism advocacy groups tried to use Chris as a spokesman, but backed off when they realized what a freakshow he was. Is there any proof of this?

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Don't know if it's already asked or confirmed, but do you guys think Chrischun fucked that poor hooker while wearing his Sonichu medallion?

I have no doubt of it. See to us this is grotesque, but think about what hookers deal with. Abusive johns, scumbags who want to choke them and spit on them and call them names, etc. Putting up with Chris's blather and Sonichu medallion was probably nothing to her, just an easy hundo.

 

[Moppo.]

I have no doubt of it. See to us this is grotesque, but think about what hookers deal with. Abusive johns, scumbags who want to choke them and spit on them and call them names, etc. Putting up with Chris's blather and Sonichu medallion was probably nothing to her, just an easy hundo.

I recall Chris saying he gave her a gift basket and they even had a followup phone call later that day (who does this with a hooker?) During the follow-up phone call the hooker said a lot of things to stroke his ego just to be polite, but I wouldn't be surprised if she eventually got freaked out by Chris being one of those johns who think they have a special bond. According to the CWCki, Chris saw her again the following month but never said they if they had sex. Maybe he was trying to get a freebie, like he was trying to do with the hookers he called before he met Mia Hamm.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

I recall Chris saying he gave her a gift basket and they even had a followup phone call later that day (who does this with a hooker?) During the follow-up phone call the hooker said a lot of things to stroke his ego just to be polite, but I wouldn't be surprised if she eventually got freaked out by Chris being one of those johns who think they have a special bond. According to the CWCki, Chris saw her again the following month but never said they if they had sex. Maybe he was trying to get a freebie, like he was trying to do with the hookers he called before he met Mia Hamm.

That really is weird. With hookers it's a transaction, you don't have a relationship and you don't bug them for one. Chris always is super possessive with females. Like he thinks he owns them almost.

 

[Count K. Rumulon]

That really is weird. With hookers it's a transaction, you don't have a relationship and you don't bug them for one. Chris always is super possessive with females. Like he thinks he owns them almost.

He's like the traditional clingy boyfriend, except people might actually want to date a clingy boyfriend if it meant not having to date Chris

 

[Looney Troons]

Chris, in his infinite wisdom, likely doesn’t know the difference between an escort and a hooker.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I still think in my head canon that he went too far in and blew it all in one thrust. Mia felt bad for him and let it stay in for five minutes. Feeling that bend form in her Fallopian tube

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

That really is weird. With hookers it's a transaction, you don't have a relationship and you don't bug them for one. Chris always is super possessive with females. Like he thinks he owns them almost.

I wouldn't say he thinks he owns them. More like he just thinks any reaction other than indifference or hostility means they genuinely enjoy his presence.

 

[anephric]

That really is weird. With hookers it's a transaction, you don't have a relationship and you don't bug them for one. Chris always is super possessive with females. Like he thinks he owns them almost.

It’s a combination of libido (sexual repression?) and probably some sort of abandonment issue: he wants love and to be loved but he also wants it with as many women as possible, so if one leaves, there’s a “backup plan”.

Also: Chris hired a hooker to put his bent Johnson in and he didn’t love her, so I don’t fucking know? -shrug emote???-

 

[Tikbalang]

It’s a combination of libido (sexual repression?) and probably some sort of abandonment issue: he wants love and to be loved but he also wants it with as many women as possible, so if one leaves, there’s a “backup plan”.

Also: Chris hired a hooker to put his bent Johnson in and he didn’t love her, so I don’t fucking know? -shrug emote???-

Wait, he wanted a living sex toy? Damn Chris.

 

[Meat Pickle]

Dimensional Merge question:
Do you think OCs have multiple versions?
For example: one guy believed that Luffy is a nice guy while the other think he's a barbaric glutton. Is Luffy a one being or they are multiple version based on interpretation?

Chris believed that all the stories in fictional world are canon, and yet fanfictions are also canon. If the official and fanfiction stories are contradicted to each other, how would Chris decide which are canon?

If Chris sees these questions, more likely he'll shit himself and answer nothing.

From what I think Chris is implying, a character's personality will be based on how the creator think of them. Chris left a lot of oversight regarding the Dimensional Merge.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Chris, in his infinite wisdom, likely doesn’t know the difference between an escort and a hooker.

So you think he wanted the Girlfriend Experience. That's gonna cost you more than a Benjamin, honey. lol

 

[Tikbalang]

During Bob walks in, when he threaten Chris that the internet will be cut it down, was he erected at that time, or cover his boner with his two hands?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I don't know why people are floating around these theories anyway, it doesn't take much effort to hire a hooker and flail around on top of her for a few minutes. Personally, I don't don't understand why people praise Chris for paying someone for intimate human interaction. As I've said before, it's always been described as some sort of huge accomplishment when no one besides Barb has ever or will ever kiss him on his disgusting, crust infused chicken lips. He shits and pisses on the floor, prays to Sonichus, and has alienated most of the people around him....yet inconveniencing some prostitute with his smell and unsightly appearance is some sort of evidence of social competence.

So you think he wanted the Girlfriend Experience. That's gonna cost you more than a Benjamin, honey. lol

I'm sure some hooker who eats cigarettes for breakfast will do it in exchange for a carton of smokes and a paper bag over Chris' head.......maybe a plastic bag if he gets too frisky.

Why did Chris feel the need to start specifying what kind of cheeks he's referring to?
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Probably because he wanted the men kissing him to bust his but cheeks.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I don't know why people are floating around these theories anyway, it doesn't take much effort to hire a hooker and flail around on top of her for a few minutes. Personally, I don't don't understand why people praise Chris for paying someone for intimate human interaction. As I've said before, it's always been described as some sort of huge accomplishment when no one besides Barb has ever or will ever kiss him on his disgusting, crust infused chicken lips. He shits and pisses on the floor, prays to Sonichus, and has alienated most of the people around him....yet inconveniencing some prostitute with his smell and unsightly appearance is some sort of evidence of social competence.

Literally no one is praising Chris and his encounter with a hooker is universally considered gravely pathetic.

 

[fiu0cm]

Literally no one is praising Chris and his encounter with a hooker is universally considered gravely pathetic.

I think it can be classified as really faint praise to say that Chris isn't a virgin, given the circumstances.