Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

Tikbalang said:
Dimensional Merge question:
Do you think OCs have multiple versions?
For example: one guy believed that Luffy is a nice guy while the other think he's a barbaric glutton. Is Luffy a one being or they are multiple version based on interpretation?

Chris believed that all the stories in fictional world are canon, and yet fanfictions are also canon. If the official and fanfiction stories are contradicted to each other, how would Chris decide which are canon?

If Chris sees these questions, more likely he'll shit himself and answer nothing.
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Considering that Chris considers my version of Patti-Chan as the default version of Patti, I think he considers alternate versions as "clothes".
I dunno, some complicated interpretation stuff about OC's and dimensions.
 
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Moppo. said:
I recall Chris saying he gave her a gift basket and they even had a followup phone call later that day (who does this with a hooker?) During the follow-up phone call the hooker said a lot of things to stroke his ego just to be polite, but I wouldn't be surprised if she eventually got freaked out by Chris being one of those johns who think they have a special bond. According to the CWCki, Chris saw her again the following month but never said they if they had sex. Maybe he was trying to get a freebie, like he was trying to do with the hookers he called before he met Mia Hamm.
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Giving "the gift basket" is the sneeky way to thrwart the vice in Hookerland. You bring a "gift basket" full of little lotions and soaps and candy or a plushie or something ... and under all that is an envelope that "contains that cash she loaned you a while back and you are now repaying" . They can't prove it didn't happen and the fee never actually goes from hand to hand, it's in the basket -- oh but she'll check first. The Gift Basket isn't something he made up, the idiot shit he put in it was, often it includes things she can pawn as a sort of "tip" -- his didn't. He called her because she probably said "Call me again, sometime" and his brilliant IQ took that to mean "Oh boy, we're going to have a soft drink and pleasant conversation later on tonight." ... when what it really meant was "you were an easy 15 minutes and if I don't have a client and I haven't 'closed up shop' for the day, meh, I'll be happy to take more of your money." (Source: lived next door to "escort" for several months, was actually offered the remains of "gift basket" once -- contained pear-scented lotion and bath gel and potpourri sachet).
 
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
Literally no one is praising Chris and his encounter with a hooker is universally considered gravely pathetic.
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I think if Chris were able to perform to completion his first (and only) time that at least gives him a leg up over your typical a-log incel. Of course he probably wouldn't be able to do it again considering backpages is basically dead now.
 
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Bob's Ghost said:
I've heard it mentioned on here several times that various autism advocacy groups tried to use Chris as a spokesman, but backed off when they realized what a freakshow he was. Is there any proof of this?
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I've never heard of this. I don't think it happened.
Super Colon Blow said:
I have no doubt of it. See to us this is grotesque, but think about what hookers deal with. Abusive johns, scumbags who want to choke them and spit on them and call them names, etc. Putting up with Chris's blather and Sonichu medallion was probably nothing to her, just an easy hundo.
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Really, awkward virgin customers like Chris are probably the best kinds of johns to hookers. They're sexually inexperienced, so the hooker can get them to bust a nut easily in like five minutes and then spend the rest of the hour listening to them jabber about how mean people were to them in high school or some shit.

Whereas the experienced johns, the ones who show up with whips and chains and bondage gear, are the ones who'll really know how to get the full value out of their money.
 
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Marvin said:
I've never heard of this. I don't think it happened.

Really, awkward virgin customers like Chris are probably the best kinds of johns to hookers. They're sexually inexperienced, so the hooker can get them to bust a nut easily in like five minutes and then spend the rest of the hour listening to them jabber about how mean people were to them in high school or some shit.

Whereas the experienced johns, the ones who show up with whips and chains and bondage gear, are the ones who'll really know how to get the full value out of their money.
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Would have been funny if Chris gave her a pink dress and furry ears.
Please, wear this and call me Sonichu among which
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And I can't help but chuckle picturing the whole ordeal
 
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Orkeosaurus said:
I think if Chris were able to perform to completion his first (and only) time that at least gives him a leg up over your typical a-log incel. Of course he probably wouldn't be able to do it again considering backpages is basically dead now.
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
Literally no one is praising Chris and his encounter with a hooker is universally considered gravely pathetic.
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Yeah right.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Yeah right.
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Incels literally define themselves by lack of sex. Saying Chris has a "leg-up" over them isn't praise, it's a basic statement of fact, Besides, incels are so pathetic and repulsive it's like saying Chris is better than a spree murderer because he's never killed anyone. It's more of a damning indictment of incels than actual praise of Chris.
 
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Orkeosaurus said:
again considering backpages is basically dead now.
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But your sister's corner is still hopping

Marvin said:
I've never heard of this. I don't think it happened.

Really, awkward virgin customers like Chris are probably the best kinds of johns to hookers. They're sexually inexperienced, so the hooker can get them to bust a nut easily in like five minutes and then spend the rest of the hour listening to them jabber about how mean people were to them in high school or some shit.

Whereas the experienced johns, the ones who show up with whips and chains and bondage gear, are the ones who'll really know how to get the full value out of their money.
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If you show up with a whip and shit you are paying 5x the price
 
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Before having a philosophical debate over Chris’ knowledge of how to play with working girls, remember that Chris literally thought the hooker’s praise to his bent duck was True & Honest. That is the same damning fake praise you give to parents when they proudly brandish their children’s shitty drawings all over their refrigerator.
 
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I just wanted to say Happy Julay Day to everyone
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