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If the production crew of Sonic movie knew Chris, they might put him as an easter egg
 
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Ferris said:
What if we pooled our money together and sent Chris alone to Disney World/Disneyland?
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We'd have a thread up taking bets on how quickly he'd get thrown out LMFAO. No way he doesn't break down or touch someone inappropriately and then staff escorts him out, they have low tolerance for shitty adults at the mouse
 
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Ferris said:
What if we pooled our money together and sent Chris alone to Disney World/Disneyland?
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Chris is afraid of Disneyland/World.
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Chris is afraid of Disneyland/World.
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What the...
Where is he getting this from?
Pottery shards? Low ceiling beams? Rising floor beams? Axe blades? Maleficent being an actual demon? Aurora's fairies actually being Alvin and the fucking Chipmunks?
Is Chris actually thinking that the Disney Parks are like the one in that god-awful Scooby Doo movie?
What the hell?
 
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This is substantially more autistic than my spread sheets, but I went through Chris tweets in a language analysis program. I've been saying that Chris' use of the English language isn't outside of the norm, but I hadn't actually tested it. That statement is based mostly on his recent content. Earlier emails are rough, but I'll get around to doing them at some point. I pulled 3200 of Chris' most recent tweets from his old account, and I went through tweets looking at specific collocates and comparing them with different corpora of American English.

A majority of his phrases are grammatically well-formed (English is very forgiving, and the linguistic view of grammar is very generous), but a lot are semantically ill-formed. I think it might be due to his autism, but I'll need to find a corpus representative of low education autists to check that.

This sentence is grammatically well-formed, but semantically ill-formed:
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With Chris, it's a lot harder to find statements that are grammatically ill-formed and semantically well-formed (you can find real world examples in casual speech). But here's an example:
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This is on the edge of being both grammatically and semantically well-formed. I'd personally say it is, but situations like this are left up to the reader. English productivity affords a lot of room for words like "hulktastic." The "-tastic" suffix has been in use for several decades.
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This is grammatically and semantically well-formed. Coincidentally, of the 49 times Chris mentioned AmyMethvenart, nothing stood out as being worthy of a block.
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In general, Chris' writing patterns closely resemble the television corpora I have access to from the 50s, 60s, 90s, 2000s and 2010s. There's also significant similarity between his writing and other peoples' speech patterns from the late 90s. There are, as one would expect, no similarities (beyond being American English) between academic, news, magazine or fiction corpora and Chris.

I have no explanation regarding where he got "among which" from. He uses it wrong in literally every case, and I can't find anything resembling his use of it in any of the data I have access to. It's important to note that the corpora I'm using have between 300 million and 14 billion words, with 14 million collocates.
 
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Ever wonder why Chris has heterochromia? In anime, it was used on a character that has two personalities or identities.
He has blue and green in his eyes, the same hair color when depicted in the comics; one is green and one is blue, i can't remember which is which.
If the two personality was real shit, maybe that explains the motivation of him being a woman.
 
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On a side note relating to the Disney Parks, I wanna see a photoshop of the image with Chris creeping over Megan, with Megan dressed in a Cinderella outfit. That’s probably what it would look like if Chris went to a Disney Park.
 
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Chris has really fucked up dreams. I don't know if anyone can find it but he tweeted about another dream where he was escaping a Saw type series of trap rooms. In it he described how he witnessed women and children being crushed underneath huge pneumatic doors.
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His dream about the watery maze is still one of the most discomforting things he's shared
 
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His dreams seem very specific... if he remembers shards of pottery and pneumatic doors, something tells me that he’s making these up. I have dreams, and I never remember what kind of fucking doors are in them.
 
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