Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Moppo.]

He’s probably gonna set up some arbitrary rule where if you commit suicide, your OC vanishes.

I doubt he'd apply that rule to himself though. He mentioned he'd starve himself if he ever went to prison so suicide is on the table (this is ignoring the fact that prisoners aren't allowed to starve themselves afaik).

 

[Silver Octopus]

Does Chris have a working car now? He must do right, otherwise how did he get to the game stop or his theorapy session?
They can't be walking distance from his house.

 

[Ferris]

Back in December, when Chris claimed that he was getting lightning powers from the Merge, was he actually just getting shocked from all the static from shuffling around on the carpets of his house?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Does Chris have a working car now? He must do right, otherwise how did he get to the game stop or his theorapy session?
They can't be walking distance from his house.

He uses Barb's car. She has a Dodge Caravan and the logo is visible in a photo he took a couple months ago.

 

[Tikbalang]

What will Chris do when there is an official Pokemon #982?

Either of the following

1. Retcon: "Actually, Sonichu is 1982". If he claimed it's 1982, either the company will be shut down before it happened or Chris will be dead before the confirmation.
2. Denial: "Pokemon was against the C-197 lore.
3. Acceptance: "Oh well, togedemaru is the electric hedgehog"

 

[Jack Awful]

Chris is literally the worst thing to ever happen in the history of the world ever, including the Black Death, the Thirty Years' War, the Salem Witch Trials, World War I, the Armenian genocide, the Stalinist purges, the rise of Justin Bieber, and Fyre Fest.

I heard Hitler was inspired by Chris.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Back in December, when Chris claimed that he was getting lightning powers from the Merge, was he actually just getting shocked from all the static from shuffling around on the carpets of his house?

He was probably getting withdrawal zaps from the cocktail of meds hes on because he probably doesnt take them at a set time.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

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Is Chris letting people script his life again.

 

[PT 940]

He uses Barb's car. She has a Dodge Caravan and the logo is visible in a photo he took a couple months ago.

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Here you go, Ivy - blue applrry-flavored cum. Hope you enjoyed that!

 

[Tikbalang]

How come there's no creepypasta or SCP lore about this?

 

[AnOminous]

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Too recognizable.

 

[PT 940]

Item #: SCP-2241982

Object Class: Relic of fail; Christorical artifact; Collectibles > Cultures & Ethnicities > Latin American > Mexico > Folk Art

Special Containment Procedures: Once contained in the confines of 14 Branchland Court, was then sold and shipped to a 4chan user. It survived the fire in Chris's home and is thought to be immortal. Item is currently at large. The things it has been said to have witnessed over the years are of such horror that they cannot be recounted here.

Description: Made of papier-mâché and painted in Chris's middle school art class.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

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People don't want to get an online reputation for being an autistic failure. I think.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I heard that girls in high school would taunt Chris with "Chris. Chris. All alone he'll sit. Chris. Chris. Can't get no tit." It's from ED so of course I'm skeptical, but did girls really say that to him?

 

[Orkeosaurus]

I heard that girls in high school would taunt Chris with "Chris. Chris. All alone he'll sit. Chris. Chris. Can't get no tit." It's from ED so of course I'm skeptical, but did girls really say that to him?

That sounds like something from a slasher movie, but then again Chris is almost a boomer.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I heard that girls in high school would taunt Chris with "Chris. Chris. All alone he'll sit. Chris. Chris. Can't get no tit." It's from ED so of course I'm skeptical, but did girls really say that to him?

Pretty sure no one talked to Chris at all unless they were paid to.

 

[King Kiwi]

Potential troll scheme: Chris should divorce his spouses, because the tugboat requires that the person is unmarried

How dare you.

Christine has built his TRUE and HONEST whatsitsshits from the Ground Up!

 

[AnAccount]

Does chris have autism because he's partly inbred due to his British royalty connection.

 

[AnOminous]

Does chris have autism because he's partly inbred due to his British royalty connection.

It's probably just Bob being old and Barb being a degenerate drunk.

 

[Terrorist]

It's probably just Bob being old and Barb being a degenerate drunk.

No, it's actually that chris is an epigenetic crackbaby from the Queen of England getting high off her own supply as world's greatest drug dealer. Lyndon Larouche died before he could reveal this. It's what the hoarded cocks were.