Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

After finishing the Chris Chan documentary (I have a lot of time to kill at my job) some things so I’ve noticed about Chris I hadn’t before:

1. His art has improved since 2000. But it’s the difference between an 8 year old and a 10 year old.

2. His emotional intelligence is so stunted the only ones he can genuinely express are rage and frustration. His heartbreak over various sweethearts comes off as play acting from a child for example. It’s hard to tell if he’s actually sad about Jessica Quinn dumping him or he’s just displaying the emotions he’s “supposed” to.

3. Chris is easily entertained but rarely laughs. I don’t mean his forced chuckles he’s been conditioned to do, I mean actual laughter. I think I only heard him genuinely laugh 3 times in the hundreds of hours of audio and footage of him.

Thank you for coming to my SPED talk.
 
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WutangLee said:
Naitsirhc wasn't what Chris secretly wanted to be. Naitsirhc was what Chris was openly afraid he would become if he got brainwashed into being gay
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nait was what chris had to fight either way. nait existed already. he didn't spring from some alternate future where nait was made to turn gay. he was born gay.

and chris was way to well invested in researching how to draw a gimp slave harness. lol
 
Has anyone heard of Player Two Start? It's an alternate history story where the SNES-CD came out. Upon the many effects this has on the timeline, Chris shoots up Manchester High on Valentine's Day then offs himself.

I was just surprised that Chris is a major plot element in a fairly popular(in that community, at least) work of fiction.
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
1. The biggest troll of Chris is Chris himself
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Yes.
That is the classic definition of a retard.
A retard is a type of human being that ruins their own and others future through a combination of stupidity, incompetence, bad habits, lack of self control and lack of foresight.
Pickle Inspector said:
I think getting put on the sex register would be a pretty big punishment for Chris due to his interests since I cannot imagine a convention or Pokemon card game store would want a 40 year old registered sex offender anywhere near kids or young adults.
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I wonder if he can still go to faggotroon parades with kids around.
 
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I was listening to the Chris docu the other day while fixing up floor tilings in the house and in one of the part 50s there's footage of Chris randomly ending sentences by making fart sounds with his mouth and even a 'bit' where an inanimate object he's talking to talks to him with just that. It's so... Jarring? Unsettling? Of all the hundreds of hours this doc has, I think this level of mental regression is what creeps me out the most after what he's been doing to Barb.

Is there a particular reason he does the noise? In his early 2000s internet videos he doesn't seem to have that sort of verbal tic besides the "hmm, yeah".
 
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TruthSeekingDaimon said:
Yes.
That is the classic definition of a retard.
A retard is a type of human being that ruins their own and others future through a combination of stupidity, incompetence, bad habits, lack of self control and lack of foresight.

I wonder if he can still go to faggotroon parades with kids around.
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Chris' Achilles heel of retardation will probably always be that he never learned not to simp for women, every fucking time he played like a fucking fool and now it got him thrown in jail. If all manner of trust and honesty for you is based on gender, your consequences are your own, this is a lesson he should've learned after 2010.

Not familiar with Virginia law, but I do know in most places it's related to the nature of the offense. In some cases you're prohibited from being within 500 feet of an establishment with children for life, other times you're just monitored for a few years, and in some cases you're only prohibited from being near the victim.

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I was listening to the Chris docu the other day while fixing up floor tilings in the house and in one of the part 50s there's footage of Chris randomly ending sentences by making fart sounds with his mouth and even a 'bit' where an inanimate object he's talking to talks to him with just that. It's so... Jarring? Unsettling? Of all the hundreds of hours this doc has, I think this level of mental regression is what creeps me out the most after what he's been doing to Barb.

Is there a particular reason he does the noise? In his early 2000s internet videos he doesn't seem to have that sort of verbal tic besides the "hmm, yeah".
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the Geno Samuel videos are dog shit for analyzing Chris. Why the fuck would you need to be reminded Chris farted on a cake? Go to the cwcki and look at the page on his mental health. He's obviously regressed in speech, and social behavior. He talks to real people now, in the same manner he would talk to his toys, or voice his characters. He would have these bursts of talking like his characters occasionally, but could hold a conversation. Like if he was describing Rosechu he would do his female voice. It's probably 10 years of anti-social conditioning that caused this, which is why his text based conversations are still fairly adult, but he speaks like an 11 year old.
 
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Undersideofcwcspillow said:
Has anyone heard of Player Two Start? It's an alternate history story where the SNES-CD came out. Upon the many effects this has on the timeline, Chris shoots up Manchester High on Valentine's Day then offs himself.

I was just surprised that Chris is a major plot element in a fairly popular(in that community, at least) work of fiction.
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I can't imagine Chris would be able to undertake such a task. I do always love seeing Chris pop up in unrelated works.
 
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