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So you know what, I was wondering what Chris looks like physically right now.

We already know that he's growing facial hair and that's starting to get kind of long (yes I guess Jesus in the pictures had a beard), we can also infer he does not have access to seaweed color hair dye and he's probably lost a considerable amount of weight.

Any other ideas?
 
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anti SJW said:
What if Biden gives Chris a full pardon?
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It wouldn’t be the dumbest thing he’s done this year.

Glassshardballpit said:
We already know that he's growing facial hair and that's starting to get kind of long (yes I guess Jesus in the pictures had a beard),
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We do? Because Chris said we should imagine him with long hair and a beard that means it’s true?

Glassshardballpit said:
he's probably lost a considerable amount of weight.
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There are many fatsos in jail. Some people even go in skinny and bloat up.
 
Sorry if this is a retarded question, not super familiar with the criminal system in Virginia, but is Chris allowed to have visitors and if so do you believe weens will attempt to visit him in jail?
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
I guess even with the CADD degree, it would have been better for Chris to move to Seattle. But then again I doubt Microsoft would trust Chris with company secrets.

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If they're so good, then why does Chris suck at everything? Also, do they have to hire people to wipe their asses? That girl with the Italisn parents has the most potential.
 
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Unhindered Clown said:
I was listening to the Chris docu the other day while fixing up floor tilings in the house and in one of the part 50s there's footage of Chris randomly ending sentences by making fart sounds with his mouth and even a 'bit' where an inanimate object he's talking to talks to him with just that. It's so... Jarring? Unsettling? Of all the hundreds of hours this doc has, I think this level of mental regression is what creeps me out the most after what he's been doing to Barb.

Is there a particular reason he does the noise? In his early 2000s internet videos he doesn't seem to have that sort of verbal tic besides the "hmm, yeah".
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Maybe Chris thinks it's cute like when a cartoon character blows a raspberry although Chris is a near middle aged man and the cartoon characters that do it are children or at least cutesy characters, this kind of thing:
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Pickle Inspector said:
Maybe Chris thinks it's cute like when a cartoon character blows a raspberry although Chris is a near middle aged man and the cartoon characters that do it are children or at least cutesy characters, this kind of thing:
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I bet he was making Barb's flap jiggle as he blew raspberries into her vagina.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Danny boy, your mother's flaps, her flaps are callin'.
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O Chrissy Boy, your mother's flaps, her flaps are callin'.
From gooch to gunt and down the saggy boob.
Her summer's gone and all the ducks falling.
'Tisim you, 'tisim you must go to jail and I must bide.
But come on your mothers back when her meadow's in summer,

Or her valley's hushed and white with navy.
'Jism stains will be here in sunshine or in UV Light.
O Chrissy Boy, O Chrissy Boy, I love you so.
When the navys come and all the China is dying,

And I am dead, as dead I well may be,
Yov'e come in the place where I am lying
And kneel and say an "Mmmm yhea" there to me.
But I shall hear, though the wall you tread above me,

And all my grave shall warmer, because I'm a spining.
And you will bend and tell me that you want me;
And I wont sleep in peace until your away from me.

O Chrissy Boy, the stream of cum flows cool and slowly;
And my flappy pipes still call and echo 'cross the groin.
Your broken mother sighs and feels so lowly,
For you have returned to creepy smile again.
So I you've died and crossed the stained carpet before me,
We pray that angels met you on the layid down newspaper;
And you'll look up, and greatly you'll implore us
To live so we may never see your smug face never more,
never more.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
O Chrissy Boy, your mother's flaps, her flaps are callin'.
From gooch to gunt and down the saggy boob.
Her summer's gone and all the ducks falling.
'Tisim you, 'tisim you must go to jail and I must bide.
But come on your mothers back when her meadow's in summer,

Or her valley's hushed and white with navy.
'Jism stains will be here in sunshine or in UV Light.
O Chrissy Boy, O Chrissy Boy, I love you so.
When the navys come and all the China is dying,

And I am dead, as dead I well may be,
Yov'e come in the place where I am lying
And kneel and say an "Mmmm yhea" there to me.
But I shall hear, though the wall you tread above me,

And all my grave shall warmer, because I'm a spining.
And you will bend and tell me that you want me;
And I wont sleep in peace until your away from me.

O Chrissy Boy, the stream of cum flows cool and slowly;
And my flappy pipes still call and echo 'cross the groin.
Your broken mother sighs and feels so lowly,
For you have returned to creepy smile again.
So I you've died and crossed the stained carpet before me,
We pray that angels met you on the layid down newspaper;
And you'll look up, and greatly you'll implore us
To live so we may never see your smug face never more,
never more.
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I'm going to buy a pint of fanta/navy mixture for each table at my favorite Tomgirl-themed pub.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
If they're so good, then why does Chris suck at everything? Also, do they have to hire people to wipe their asses? That girl with the Italisn parents has the most potential.
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Better parenting is the main difference as to why those autists are better than Chris, even the guy named Chris can play better Guitar Hero than CWC.
 
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Why hasn't anyone tried the Miyamoto/ABL/Liquid Chris route of trolling him by putting a mirror in front of him and making him watch how much of a failure he is? Instead we have these cringe weens trying to insert horror fantasies into Chris' mind, and revealling their own horror fantasies while doing so.
 
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I read this manga about the delusional mother and her son. Father is the only sane and concerned person in the family but he's always ignored by his wife and son. Son was so brainwashed by his mither that he disregards every friend he had and killing his cousin to get her approval. He gets arrested. Went on trial and the mother proudly said she regret having a child and quit being a mother, not because she's disappointed at him, rather she saw an opportunity to dump him like she did it once by throwing him as a toddler. She's insane.

As for what it has to do with Chris, Barb might think that Chris in jail is her best opportunity to remove her son from her life.
 
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Garfieldchu said:
This. Chris chose the up the butt option over burning or jizzing on the medallion.
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Chris and BlueSpike were mentally the same age and were in a gay relationship. I think that's why he was so cruel - he was coming to terms with his sexuality. I wonder if Julie has trooned out yet.
 
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