Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[AnOminous]

Was looking through some of my old threads...I think (@CatParty ) and I definitely had a premonition of what was to come here:

how much does Chris fuck himself and does barb help​

We got the participants and activity correct, only the details were off.

Jeez. ADK and Otter.

 

[King Kiwi]

It’s a dark thought, but has anybody ever considered (incredibly unlikely, but possible) that as a child Chris might have been the target of or recipient of sexual abuse himself? Be it at the hands of some teacher, authority figure, or horrid Pedo out in the streets out of plain sight. If so it would massively explain so much of his Insane behaviour and why he Did such a fucked up thing to Barb in the first place, and why he became the stupid, gross and mentally ill lolcow we’ve known over the years. Is there any evidence of this? and if so could said person reveal the details?

Yes, I have considered that Barbara raped Chris as a child.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Leafing through old Watchmen server logs.

Back in October 2020, Chris drove to Pennsylvania. He had a couple reasons for it - to drop off some junk someone paid him to sign, and to attempt to visit Emgo316, a YouTuber who reviews Transformers. He didn't bother to tell Emgo he was making the trip and tried searching his address off the internet. Which turned out to be outdated info, Emgo had already moved out.

(Half of Chris's textwall in the first screenshot is skippable, he just rambles about some unrelated dreams he had. This is also when he was larping as Sonichu, so Mama = himself.)

 

[NynchLiggers]

Yes, I have considered that Barbara raped Chris as a child.

Not ruling out the possibility completely, but sexual abuse as a infant is not the only thing that can create living trainwrecks.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

Leafing through old Watchmen server logs.

Back in October 2020, Chris drove to Pennsylvania. He had a couple reasons for it - to drop off some junk someone paid him to sign, and to attempt to visit Emgo316, a YouTuber who reviews Transformers. He didn't bother to tell Emgo he was making the trip and tried searching his address off the internet. Which turned out to be outdated info, Emgo had already moved out.

(Half of Chris's textwall in the first screenshot is skippable, he just rambles about some unrelated dreams he had. This is also when he was larping as Sonichu, so Mama = himself.)

So it was San Francisco, Cleveland and Pittsburgh the only cities that Chris has travelled to outside of Virginia? Were there more road trips that he was planning? (not including the brony con)
As well, this trip was kinda dodged a bullet for Emgo for once he did not have to deal with Chris( if he know who Chris is at all and not some rabid troon fan) and Chris leaking his address brought the swarm of Weens to harass him.

 

[King Kiwi]

Not ruling out the possibility completely, but sexual abuse as a infant is not the only thing that can create living trainwrecks.

To be honest I think Barbara should be examined and see exactly what she did to Chris.

We might find that the whole truth would earn her much longer sentence then her son.

What if we punished the people who created people like Chris?
If we had sufficient evidence that they had a hand in what their progeny would later become?

 

[PaladinBoo]

So Virginia has swung back to being a Red State again. I wonder how this would bold for Chris's case. Red States tend to punish criminals much harder than Blue States. Things are not looking good for Chris.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I can't wait till Chris found out Glenn Youngkin won Virginia. Finally, some Law & Order has returned to VA. Chris is in jail and Youngkin is in office.

Leafing through old Watchmen server logs.

Back in October 2020, Chris drove to Pennsylvania. He had a couple reasons for it - to drop off some junk someone paid him to sign, and to attempt to visit Emgo316, a YouTuber who reviews Transformers. He didn't bother to tell Emgo he was making the trip and tried searching his address off the internet. Which turned out to be outdated info, Emgo had already moved out.

(Half of Chris's textwall in the first screenshot is skippable, he just rambles about some unrelated dreams he had. This is also when he was larping as Sonichu, so Mama = himself.)

Leave it to Chris to stalk someone.

 

[Sharkbait]

If the Merge were actually real and comic book characters would actually come to life, what would the Punisher say to Chris?

 

[AnOminous]

So Virginia has swung back to being a Red State again. I wonder how this would bold for Chris's case. Red States tend to punish criminals much harder than Blue States. Things are not looking good for Chris.

It's not like the judge has suddenly changed. But Chris can forget any hope of that governor's pardon that wasn't coming anyway. People always make way too much about these dumb "bellwether" elections. Maybe it actually just had more to do with the fact Virginia already had Terry McAuliffe for four years and they don't want the fucker again.

 

[Sharkbait]

they don't want the fucker again.

They got a motherfucker instead. I'd say it's a downgrade.

 

[PaladinBoo]

I can't wait till Chris found out Glenn Youngkin won Virginia. Finally, some Law & Order has returned to VA. Chris is in jail and Youngkin is in office.

I hope that in Youngkin's first day in office he sees a letter from Chris telling him to pardon him and that he is Jesus Christ reborn and that Youngkin throws it in the trash after reading the first two sentences.

 

[Rose of Dawn]

Considering Chris’ new delusion of literally being Jesus Christ, I wonder if this means he’ll be growing out a beard whilst in jail. He did mention in one of his letters that he already “looks like Jesus” sans beard. It would be something that requires no effort from him to get, anyway.

 

[Gekks]

I wonder how Bob feels looking down on all that has happened so far.

If he was still in Chris's life maybe none of this could have happened.

 

[Sharkbait]

I wonder how Bob feels looking down on all that has happened so far.

If he was still in Chris's life maybe none of this could have happened.

Probably pissed at whatever church told him not to use contraceptives.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I wonder how Bob feels looking down on all that has happened so far.

If he was still in Chris's life maybe none of this could have happened.

‘That boy ain't right I tell you hwhat’

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Considering Chris’ new delusion of literally being Jesus Christ, I wonder if this means he’ll be growing out a beard whilst in jail. He did mention in one of his letters that he already “looks like Jesus” sans beard. It would be something that requires no effort from him to get, anyway.

I don't think any kind of hair is capable of growing past the front half of Chris's scalp anymore. He'll have to cut off his skullet and glue it to the front half of his face if he ever wants a beard again.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Any hypothetical Sonichu readers unfamiliar with the exceptional antics of Chris may be confused how different "Basically Promised Lovely Weather Heartsweet" girls keep showing up, only to vanish later.

Also Chris slept - or read Goosebumps - during the memo that to make a story shared with others good to others, it's gotta be relatable or appealing to others. Chris clearly designed Sonichu to be appealing and relatable to CWC and CWC alone. Yet he expected others to enjoy it anyway, because he's the one and only Christian Weston Chandler (Spanish name Ricardo).

 

[Rose of Dawn]

I don't think any kind of hair is capable of growing past the front half of Chris's scalp anymore. He'll have to cut off his skullet and glue it to the front half of his face if he ever wants a beard again.

Has he had any kind of facial hair removal? That stuff is both expensive and painful, doesn’t seem to be the type of thing he would go through on a prolonged bases without quitting and spending his money on Lego instead.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It's not like the judge has suddenly changed. But Chris can forget any hope of that governor's pardon that wasn't coming anyway. People always make way too much about these dumb "bellwether" elections. Maybe it actually just had more to do with the fact Virginia already had Terry McAuliffe for four years and they don't want the fucker again.

I bet they were going to let Chris walk into Fairfax County schools and read about lesbian vaginal slimes while creeping out female students as an exercise in diversity.