Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Count Olaf]

Do you think it'll be a big thing when Chris dies? As big as when the incest confession came out and he out-trended the olympics.

Or do you think it'll be some smaller thing with people not really caring about Chris after jail?

I'm sure it'll be a really big thing here. Chris was and is the Farms biggest lolcow, after all. Some people will cheer at his death, some might mourn a little, or else be sad at being at the end of the very long, very tragic, very depressing story that was the life of Christian Weston Chandler. I imagine news of his death would circle around the internet for a time. Maybe #ChrisChanIsDead will trend that day. Ruckersville will breath a long sigh of relief at being rid of the Chandlers at long last. The world at large though wont give a shit. Christian Weston Chandler will die, and the world will keep on spinning.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

I'm sure it'll be a really big thing here. Chris was and is the Farms biggest lolcow, after all. Some people will cheer at his death, some might mourn a little, or else be sad at being at the end of the very long, very tragic, very depressing story that was the life of Christian Weston Chandler. I imagine news of his death would circle around the internet for a time. Maybe #ChrisChanIsDead will trend that day. Ruckersville will breath a long sigh of relief at being rid of the Chandlers at long last. The world at large though wont give a shit. Christian Weston Chandler will die, and the world will keep on spinning.

There will be some major world event going on and Chris will outtrend it like he did with the Olympics.

 

[Vendetta]

I kind of hate that Chris is so fucking smug and content in prison of all places. After what he’s done I wouldn’t be too unhappy to have someone like a fellow prisoner slap the shit out of him, he needs to be knocked down of his pedestal for being such a disgusting creep.

When has this mistake of God ever faced true consequences for his actions? No, really. I can't think of a time where anyone's ever slapped him with a consequence serious enough to get him to change his ways.

 

[Altera]

When is Chris' current trial date?

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

When is Chris' current trial date?

Tomorrow (Feb. 3)

 

[A-№1]

with a more than likely change there will be another continuance.

Probably, but there's also a significant chance a plea deal will be announced and the tard-home saga will begin. A lot depends on whether or not the court has found someplace to dump him.

Also if the groundhog sees his shadow.

The only way he'll agree to anything

Chris is a coward. He will agree to anything if he's told the only alternative is going to prison with all the niggos and slow-in-the-minds.

And yeah, there's no way he's going to abide by any plea deal regardless. It's simply a question of whether or not the court bothers to hold him to it.

I wouldn’t be too unhappy to have someone like a fellow prisoner slap the shit out of him, he needs to be knocked down of his pedestal for being such a disgusting creep.

Why waste wishes on what is inevitable? And why burden another prisoner with additional punishments for smacking Chris around, when reality already has a harsh beatdown waiting for Chris?

if so, it would be a fair price to pay for Chris not to get in trouble.

As far as Greene County is concerned, it's more to keep Chris from becoming more trouble for them. Thus far, the internet and Chris have only created unnecessary expense and work for Greene County. While they can't do much about Chris himself without creating even more expense and work for themselves, eliminating the internet from the mix is relatively cheap and easy.

Chris is a master of the sport of Parkay.

Butter.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

So after Chris's six months in custody, we're finally only one day away from this next court hearing. I would imagine the judge would want to get this case over with as soon as possible. If there is to be another continuance, wouldn't there have to be a reason for that? Like they should have had plenty of time for the mental evaluations by now, so I think the next step would be finding living arrangements for Chris other than 14BC. If that's taking too long I think they could continue his jail stay longer but I doubt the judge would be happy with that because he's already been held without bail for six months on what's apparently not going to be charged as a felony so he's going to get at most a year in jail with credit for time served.

Maybe I've missed it, or people didn't upload letters, but has Chris written anything about his mental evaluations while in jail?

 

[A-№1]

I would imagine the judge would want to get this case over with as soon as possible.

There are limits, but I suspect the judge in this case is fine with keeping Chris on the back burner.

While they keep him under continuances, the court has time to find somewhere to put him, and can get help from Heilberg finding somewhere as part of the plea negotiations. Once Chris is sentenced, the court has a hard 30 day time limit to place him somewhere, and Heilberg is off the clock.

It's only a matter of hours before we find out. Who has popcorn?

has Chris written anything about his mental evaluations while in jail?

Chris has far more important things to write about. Things like his new gospel.

 

[Clownery]

Maybe I've missed it, or people didn't upload letters, but has Chris written anything about his mental evaluations while in jail?

The fact that it seems that no ween has bothered to ask him shows that weens are almost as useless as Chris

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

The fact that it seems that no ween has bothered to ask him shows that weens are almost as useless as Chris

I've got to agree. The letters we receive are so frequently full of uninteresting ramblings, we could get some insight about what is going on with Chris if weens would just make some nicely organized questions like in the ones responded to in the letters from November 2021.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

The fact that it seems that no ween has bothered to ask him shows that weens are almost as useless as Chris

It could be they have but Chris doesn't want to talk about that stuff. It's either embarrassing or he doesn't understand half of what is going on. So the only thing weens can get a response from Chris is him going on about his made-up religion, day to day life, cartoon nonsense, and begging for money. Ironically what he did before he got locked up.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I would imagine the judge would want to get this case over with as soon as possible.

I don't get this mentality. From the Greene County viewpoint, outside of media reporting on this, they haven't been "beset by weens and Ethan Ralph". Sure, some people went to the courthouse and called, but it seemed to be a lot less effort than say, during the Blarms assault.

I think the only reason that they're taking so long is to make doubly sure that any conviction is brought about by going through all the motions, but what a lot of the legal folks on here still refuse to acknowledge is that the court has all the details from Chris confessing to the crime, and showing no remorse.

What I mean is, if there's an actual trial, it's not going to be some long out, drawn out process where they bring in a ton of experts and try to pin guilt on Chris, while his DUI lawyer "Matlocks" around with surprise evidence and witness.

No, that's not remotely how it's going to go. No, the court isn't going to go: "Well Chris, since you confessed to everything, show no remorse to this felony charge, we're going to give you a misdemeanor plea because... Ethan Ralph? Some weens calling the court house? Now don't you do that again you rascal" and then boot him out on the street thinking that's the end of the problems.

 

[Ophelia]

Is it possible to keep someone like Chris off the internet? How would it work, practically? Ban him from libraries? If he’s assigned a wrangler maybe they can keep him off, but otherwise?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Is it possible to keep someone like Chris off the internet? How would it work, practically? Ban him from libraries? If he’s assigned a wrangler maybe they can keep him off, but otherwise?

Good question. Unfortunately, Chris has a right to internet access (unless he's a RSO). Chris has been to libraries, so it would be harder for him if people that know of Chris would say "Sorry, but you're not allowed here." (if they don't know, weens would call). The only logical and realistic scenario is a wrangler. I don't think Chris would like that, since he's spent a majority of his time on the internet, unsupervised. This is the same individual that ordered sex toys online and had them sent over to his parents house (yes he was an 'adult' and had that right, but Chris has the mentality of a child). From what I've read here, the court wouldn't take Chris' status as a lolcow, influenced by the internet as the reason to ban him, but what can be done to someone who's been a nuisance to the community and county for the past two decades?

 

[Vendetta]

Unfortunately, Chris has a right to internet access (unless he's a RSO).

Which he probably will be by the end of this, no?

 

[Pointless Sperg]

When is Chris' current trial date?

There is no trial scheduled. Chris hasn't even gone to pretrial. His next *hearing* is tomorrow (Feb 3rd 2022). At this hearing they could enact a plea agreement, have another continuance for whatever reason, or schedule a prelim hearing to determine if there is sufficient evidence to go to trial.

(Prelim is like a mini-trial with fast and loose rules where the prosecution has to at least prove that the charges are more plausible than not, this then leads to the trial where the burden of proof grows harder on the prosecution as they must now prove beyond a reasonable doubt. Pretrial saves money and time by having a fast way to test if the case has any merit, giving the judge an opportunity to throw out the case if it's stupid.)

Chris has already had a probable cause hearing for his arraignment on misdemeanor incest charges, so he can go to prelim for that. If he is to be brought up on felony charges, they will have to hold ANOTHER probable cause hearing and then send it to circuit court for the prelim.

More likely, however, we will have a pretrial hearing where a deal is announced and Chris enters his guilty plea.

The fact that it seems that no ween has bothered to ask him shows that weens are almost as useless as Chris

I'm sure some weens have asked and Chris just hasn't responded to them out of spite. Remember, Chris seems to be getting mail from dozens of people, potentially over a hundred. He hasn't stated how many people have mailed him, only that he's approved of 62 of the people who have mailed him (no idea if he's counting individual people or just the total number of letters he's approved of).

Chris has explicitly said that he will not respond to mail that he finds "toxic".

I don't get this mentality. From the Greene County viewpoint, outside of media reporting on this, they haven't been "beset by weens and Ethan Ralph". Sure, some people went to the courthouse and called, but it seemed to be a lot less effort than say, during the Blarms assault.

At arraignment, Consolvo specifically cited the Gunt's presence at the arrest as his reasoning to keep Chris isolated.

What I mean is, if there's an actual trial, it's not going to be some long out, drawn out process where they bring in a ton of experts and try to pin guilt on Chris, while his DUI lawyer "Matlocks" around with surprise evidence and witness.

No, that's not remotely how it's going to go. No, the court isn't going to go: "Well Chris, since you confessed to everything, show no remorse to this felony charge, we're going to give you a misdemeanor plea because... Ethan Ralph? Some weens calling the court house? Now don't you do that again you rascal" and then boot him out on the street thinking that's the end of the problems.

That's where you're wrong. If you have competent defense, this is precisely when you you bring out every possible argument and drag it out as much as possible. Your threat is turning the trial into an ordeal of guerilla warfare for the prosecution, and that threat has no teeth if you don't follow through (otherwise you will have no credibility in future cases).

Heilberg is an experienced trial attorney. His reputation depends on him puling out every possible avenue of defense for his clients. Even if he loses one case, he can show that he's willing to make it an ordeal for the prosecution, thus making them more likely to cut a better plea deal in the future.

 

[Muu]

For those who think there will be a continuance when do you think the next date will be?.I'm saying May.

 

[A-№1]

what a lot of the legal folks on here still refuse to acknowledge is that the court has all the details from Chris confessing to the crime, and showing no remorse.

The "legal folks" here are simply speculating on what the court is actually doing. For Chris' "confession" to be useful to the court it would have to be admissible, and that would involve a lot of work for the court. Getting testimony from Barb is much easier and holds more weight.

this felony charge,

Once again: THERE IS NO FELONY CHARGE.

Chris has been charged with misdemeanor incest, not felony incest. The J&DR court cannot try him for felony incest, and they sure as hell can't convict him of a felony, even in a plea deal, after merely charging him with a misdemeanor, which is all they have done. Misdemeanor incest is the most they can do. If they want to nail Chris for felony incest, they would have to kick him up to the circuit court and re-charge him. While there's a very small possibility the J&DR court might do that they haven't so far, and likely would have already done so were that their intent.

and then boot him out on the street thinking that's the end of the problems.

Recent Virginia laws (sponsored by Rob Bell of all people) require the court to find somewhere to put Chris. They legally CAN'T just boot him out on the street.

Is it possible to keep someone like Chris off the internet?

Make him pay for it himself. If Chris is placed in a tard home somewhere (or - better yet - a tard farm) keeping him off the internet should be fairly simple. Give him a dumb-phone only and don't tell him the WiFi password. And don't go anywhere with free internet on the weekly tardmobile trips into town.

Ban him from libraries?

Do you really expect Chris to walk to a library? He has no car anymore, remember.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I'm saying May.

Seems to be once every 3 months now.

With the December 2014 case, it was a continuance about every 1 or 2 months.

 

[Ophelia]

Seems to be once every 3 months now.

With the December 2014 case, it was a continuance about every 1 or 2 months.

It was two months at first. Maybe this most recent time there was an extra month for the holidays. If we return to the old two month break schedule, we’d be looking at April.

Do you really expect Chris to walk to a library? He has no car anymore, remember.

He might end up somewhere near one. We don’t know yet.

In any case, I’d expect him to waddle a short distance at most.