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I wonder if Chris is aware there's a Candy Crush/Sonic promotion... and Sonic's arms are blue.

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Hogar Grupal said:
I wonder if Chris would vandalize anything G5 related.
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I thought he would, but it seems like when he was free he contented himself with imagining the merchandise magically disappearing as he willed it. Then he’d write on social media about how he waved his hand and all the g5 stuff turned into g4 stuff.
 
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Ophelia said:
I thought he would, but it seems like when he was free he contented himself with imagining the merchandise magically disappearing as he willed it. Then he’d write on social media about how he waved his hand and all the g5 stuff turned into g4 stuff.
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Then he would go punch holes in his walls over pony toys

If he had not gotten busted for porking Barb he probably would have started vandalizing store merch again. His third arrest would probably be another BLARMS incident where he spends a few days in jail and rages about it on the internet. Makes me wonder if and when that happened if the Greene County prosecutor wouldn't have thrown the book at him to get rid of a public nuisance as long as possible.
 
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Shibaru said:
It took me until now to realize that in the pre-fire 14BC, Chris once owned a CED Player, likely due to him having it since Childhood.
I asked around to know what unit it was, and it turns out to be an RCA SGT250.
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Naturally Chris has the worst video format.

I'm surprised Bob didn't have a laserdisc player, the best video format of the late 70's to late 90's. It seems like something he would enjoy.
 
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Pointless Sperg said:
Naturally Chris has the worst video format.

I'm surprised Bob didn't have a laserdisc player, the best video format of the late 70's to late 90's. It seems like something he would enjoy.
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Unless someone found a few LD's in the mess of molten vinyl back in 2014, it's likely Bob probably didn't own it, but may have carried somewhat of an interest in it.

after all, laserdisc was hella expensive back then (Source: I have a Sealed Copy of "Coma" where the last price tag from Tower Records was $34.98 in 1992, basically $70.68 today), I wouldn't be surprised if bob only settled with CED because it was cheaper.
 
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Hoodie said:
I gotta wonder how Barb has been doing and what her new daily routine is like. I'd like to think she's happier with Chris gone.

Or maybe she spends her days sitting in a chair. unblinking. As if she were a shell of what was once a human being.

It's best not to know.
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The biggest thing happening at 14 BC is probably the the civil war between the rats, roaches, dogs, bed bugs, and termites.
 
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Hoodie said:
I gotta wonder how Barb has been doing and what her new daily routine is like. I'd like to think she's happier with Chris gone.

Or maybe she spends her days sitting in a chair. unblinking. As if she were a shell of what was once a human being.

It's best not to know.
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She is probably thinking "better him than both of us". If she is being taken care of by her family in Richmond, the same family I believe (not going to check the cwcki) whose husband she hit on many years back, this is a substantial upgrade. There is finally a man to look after her and all her pets now again (Chris certainly wasn't a man) and one she finds attractive too. He also isn't sneaking into her bedroom at night trying to molest her either.

This would be like moving in with your also elderly brother and his cute wife who cooks for you every day and feeds your cats while you just relax watching tv all day. Not a bad deal for Barb.
 
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What happened to Chris in 1996? In the first half of the 90s, he was portly and short and didn’t wear glasses 100% of the time.

By the late 90s, he was more slim and tall, wore glasses always, and had his hair all greasy and dorky.
 
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