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May Prince said:
Is there ZERO possiblity that, after Barb dies, Joseph Cole Smithey will claim Barb's mortgage debt on himself in order to do some favor for his half-brother and thereby let Chris keep living in 14 Branchland Court without being homeless?
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No.

The only reason Cole would do anything like this is to capture as much of the equity in the property as possible for himself, and let Chris pound sand. To do that he will sell the property out from under Chris, because he sure as fuck isn't going to want to live there.

tl;dr: Cole likes money a lot more than he likes Chris.
 
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May Prince said:
I came to think of this:

Is there ZERO possiblity that, after Barb dies, Joseph Cole Smithey will claim Barb's mortgage debt on himself in order to do some favor for his half-brother and thereby let Chris keep living in 14 Branchland Court without being homeless?

I heard that Cole, while seeing Chris as a nuisance, still does not have a full-fledged kind of resentment towards Chris, so it makes me wonder about the possibility that Cole will do Chris a surprise favor regarding the house.
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Cole hates Barb and always has, he may not HATE Chris but he sees him as a consequence of Barb therefore does not care nor would ever do anything for him. He certainly does not NOT hate him enough to keep him living in a house. I think he would rather see that house burn with or without Barb in it than ever help Chris.

Phalanges Mycologist said:
Disregarding Cole, we Know Chris has met his half brother David once- do we have any record or mention of Chris meeting his Half Sister even once even as a baby? I know she wasn't fond of Bob let alone Barb but she must have met him once out of Curiosity surely.
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Unless I am forgetting, no he has never once mentioned her. In fact unless I am forgetting Chris never met any of them besides Cole iirc.
 
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I was thinking about what Chris will do if he can get his tugboat back and get into a somewhat stable living situation. I think his toys and games will be the number one priority above housing and bills and he will absolutely have to get all the stuff he missed. How much will he blow right out of jail?

Assuming his game consoles were not thrown out, he'll need the $30 MLP game that came out last month. Internet costs around $50, and he'll need a $10 Netflix subscription to watch the new Sonic show with tan arms. If he gets the Sonic movies on DVD that's another $28.

He's going to spend a lot on Legos: going by Amazon prices, a $34 MLP set, plus multiple Mario sets, I'll estimate the Mario ones at a total of $200. There's a fantastic Optimus Prime set that Chris just won't be able to live without, it's $170. The Sonic set is $70, but he's going to need more Sonic minifigures. They're sold loose on eBay for $20 each, so I'll assume he orders four more of them that he can modify into his characters with Crayola Fuckin' Model Magic and the deluxe multicolor package of that is $16. I'm thinking five figures to make the Chaotic Combo.

If he gets back into selling art, he'll need supplies. He uses the cheapest stuff available though, so I'll say $20 to get started for printer paper, markers, and pens. Keep in mind that that's almost like work for Chris so it might be low priority.

Grand total is $708. If there's a delay in getting his tugboat reinstated he'll be begging for donations the day he gets internet access.
 
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TheShortWaveCerealKiller said:
I think he would rather see that house burn with or without Barb in it than ever help Chris.
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I mean, it's already burned once, so wish fulfilled.

Ophelia said:
Sometimes people are allowed religious medals or crosses. I wonder if Chris tried to argue that the medallion was part of his religion.
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He definitely can claim that. The only caveat would be that it would have to be worn with a breakable chain, as durable cords and chains are not allowed in jail since they can be used as a garotte.
 
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I went back to listen to the classic albums by the Christian and the Hedgehog Boys and these lyrics take on a whole new ominous meaning :cryblood: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/I_Gotta_Make_My_Move

Now hold on a minute
Before we go much further
I beg for a dime so I can phone my mother
We catch a cab to my high-rise apartment
At least I can tell her exactly what apartment

If you want her body
and you think she's sexy
Come on, dumb boy, let her know
If you really need her
Just reach out and touch her
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Also I'm thinking of putting the lyrics of the original and cover side by side on the wiki for comparison like is done for translation
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
Wouldn’t the material of the medallion also be an issue as it could easily be used to hide drugs inside?
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They'd probably have a dog sniff it to make sure there wasn't cocaine in it or something. I'd be more concerned about using the medallion or a crucifix as a makeshift screwdriver to help break out of jail.
 
Smleman303 said:
We're getting a Chris Chan rock opera https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ote-puT4_hM
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I can't say this will be a good idea because it will give Chris more exposure and inflate his ego, plus any outsider project involving Chris tends to go down hard rather quickly.
ShitInMyMouth said:
I wonder how much money Chris Chan would have made on Only Fans?
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If Chris thought he can make money by showcasing his disproportionate potato body in boudior pics like he was a cam model, it would be interesting. plus Weens would go for it. The SOB was doing it for free back in the day. Posing himself in front of a camera would be a lot easier than drawing, so he's got that, I guess.

I would be surprised if Chris didn't go for it already thinking he doesn't look good because he's in bad shape.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
If Chris thought he can make money by showcasing his disproportionate potato body in boudior pics like he was a cam model, it would be interesting. plus Weens would go for it. The SOB was doing it for free back in the day. Posing himself in front of a camera would be a lot easier than drawing, so he's got that, I guess.

I would be surprised if Chris didn't go for it already thinking he doesn't look good because he's in bad shape.
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Have we had any recent information on the state of his binaural beats vagina?
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
Odd isnt it seeing a picture of him without it after so long.
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Chris hasn't looked like Chris for years, but, yeah, the medallion of fail has been a constant up until now.

I wonder what the jail employees were thinking checking in Chris' personal property: "One unicorn tiara. One pair dirty, crapped briefs. One what the fuck is this? Some sort of necklace thing?"


Ophelia said:
I wonder if Chris tried to argue that the medallion was part of his religion.
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He would have if he were smart enough to think of that.


Pointless Sperg said:
The only caveat would be that it would have to be worn with a breakable chain, as durable cords and chains are not allowed in jail since they can be used as a garotte.
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Some facilities provide breakable chains made from ball chain like what holds pens at hardware stores. Chris likely wouldn't enjoy the feel of raw ball chain rubbing across the back of his neck.


Strange Wilderness said:
They'd probably have a dog sniff it to make sure there wasn't cocaine in it or something.
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That poor dog.

Personally, I think they'd want to spend as little time possible touching it. Just bag it and tag it and stuff it in a personal property box as quickly as possible and pray it doesn't haunt your dreams at night.


ShitInMyMouth said:
I wonder how much money Chris Chan would have made on Only Fans?
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That's more work than Chris is willing to do.
 
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