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PsychoNerd054 said:
He even used the term "neurotypical sheep" in a recent letter. I mean, no shit he's going to use the term "sheep" but now apparently there's a distinction.
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I've seen that term used elsewhere. This just means Chris is hanging around with, and parroting, the wrong crowd. Likely he doesn't know what it means.
 
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A-№1 said:
I've seen that term used elsewhere. This just means Chris is hanging around with, and parroting, the wrong crowd. Likely he doesn't know what it means.
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Autism supremacists. Like the people behind that shitty recent Predator movie where the Yautja were desperate to capture this sped kid so they could use his genes to give themselves autism. (No I did not make that shit up)
 
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A-№1 said:
That sounds exactly like the sort of movie autists would make.

What the fuck, Hollywood? Who the hell are they letting greenlight things these days?
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I think most autists were annoyed by it, actually. Speaking as a sperg, we don't want to be this way. It makes becoming a sex-haver a royal pain in the ass. The smart among us manage anyway, but it's an uphill battle.

It's like a bunch of aliens learning about how to break their legs and go around in wheelchairs so that they can become stunning and brave.
 
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Florence said:
Chris winning the Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes is still probably the most positive thing that ever happened to him.
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if we are going to be precise chris getting undeservingly approved for the tugboat is likely the most positive thing that ever happened since it gave him decades of free money and had the inherent potential to keep him financially afloat had he known how to budget it for the rest of his life
 
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Pointless Sperg said:
I think most autists were annoyed by it, actually.
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I should correct myself: That sounds exactly like the sort of movie autists like Chris would make.


It makes becoming a sex-haver a royal pain in the ass. The smart among us manage anyway, but it's an uphill battle.
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That's true for everyone, women included. Relationships are hard. If it seems easy for some, that's only because their hardship comes later. Just look at Johnny Depp. If rich, famous, handsome Johnny Depp can have such troubles, what chance does anyone else have?


Kirby said:
chris getting undeservingly approved for the tugboat is likely the most positive thing that ever happened since it gave him decades of free money
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It also taught him he doesn't have to work. Ever.

That's not a lesson Chris needed to learn. Tugboats don't last. What's the national debt up to now? Too high to afford luxuries like feeding Chris for much longer.
 
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First real date until 2014? Yo is Chris talking about his date with Catherine?
 
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Lego is building its only US factory at a cost of about $1 billion and it just so happens to be a mere 90 minute drive from 14BC, with an estimated completion date of 2025.

With Chris's degree in CADD there could be a potential dream job there in which Chris can turn his life around, but he'll probably pepper spray an employee at the factory outlet store and get banned and go back to the jail of fail.
 
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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
Lego is building its only US factory at a cost of about $1 billion and it just so happens to be a mere 90 minute drive from 14BC, with an estimated completion date of 2025.
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That is a funny synchronicity.

Hopkinsville Goblin said:
With Chris's degree in CADD there could be a potential dream job there
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His degree is a pity paper. He doesn’t know how to do anything with it.

Hopkinsville Goblin said:
but he'll probably pepper spray an employee at the factory outlet store
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He switched to baseball bats. So he’d be breaking shit and accidentally hit someone.
 
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Did Barb really say Chris was better than Bob at sex or was that a lie that Chris said?
 
Hopkinsville Goblin said:
Lego is building its only US factory at a cost of about $1 billion and it just so happens to be a mere 90 minute drive from 14BC, with an estimated completion date of 2025.

With Chris's degree in CADD there could be a potential dream job there in which Chris can turn his life around, but he'll probably pepper spray an employee at the factory outlet store and get banned and go back to the jail of fail.
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Lego is actually one of the things Chris shows creativity in -- he does some decent kitbashes. While his CADD skills probably wouldn't be for shit, he might make a good diversity hire for them for a low-paid quality assurance job, and the factory would get good PR for hiring a tard. Plus Chris could even contribute ideas from time to time, if the office had a design department at all.

But all of Chris' public deviant shit has made him unhireable. Pre-SheCameforCWC could probably get hired as the attraction sign stuff was retarded but not offensive, and his stupid Sonichu vendetta against Mary Lee Walsh could probably get overlooked.
 
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Pointless Sperg said:
Lego is actually one of the things Chris shows creativity in -- he does some decent kitbashes. While his CADD skills probably wouldn't be for shit, he might make a good diversity hire for them for a low-paid quality assurance job, and the factory would get good PR for hiring a tard. Plus Chris could even contribute ideas from time to time, if the office had a design department at all.

But all of Chris' public deviant shit has made him unhireable. Pre-SheCameforCWC could probably get hired as the attraction sign stuff was retarded but not offensive, and his stupid Sonichu vendetta against Mary Lee Walsh could probably get overlooked.
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I think they have a sensitive scale that quickly makes sure the bags of pieces weigh the right amount, that way they know all the right pieces are included. Chris could theoretically operate that. He'd still fuck it up somehow though.
 
Hopkinsville Goblin said:
Lego is building its only US factory at a cost of about $1 billion and it just so happens to be a mere 90 minute drive from 14BC, with an estimated completion date of 2025.

With Chris's degree in CADD there could be a potential dream job there in which Chris can turn his life around, but he'll probably pepper spray an employee at the factory outlet store and get banned and go back to the jail of fail.
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will they hire lower level employees on the offender registry?

Hopkinsville Goblin said:
Lego is building its only US factory at a cost of about $1 billion and it just so happens to be a mere 90 minute drive from 14BC, with an estimated completion date of 2025.

With Chris's degree in CADD there could be a potential dream job there in which Chris can turn his life around, but he'll probably pepper spray an employee at the factory outlet store and get banned and go back to the jail of fail.
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about 20 years too late
 
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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
Lego is building its only US factory at a cost of about $1 billion and it just so happens to be a mere 90 minute drive from 14BC, with an estimated completion date of 2025.

With Chris's degree in CADD there could be a potential dream job there in which Chris can turn his life around, but he'll probably pepper spray an employee at the factory outlet store and get banned and go back to the jail of fail.
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It'd be pretty funny if Chris is shipped far away from his old home while at the same time the town becomes a hub for Lego fans with them maybe opening a new Lego store near the factory with all the latest sets and various promotions.
 
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