Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Ophelia]

Is Geno a tranny now???

He seems to have used an ap which feminizes pictures. A handful of people got excited.

@Phalanges Mycologist: So your both trying to prove unicorns exist?

Social workers are unicorns?

 

[A-№1]

At least Cole was already close to not being a minor, and then left and wanted nothing to do with them, so he was spared that part.

For the most part.

And at least there was only one of Cole instead of the 3-4 you see these days, with as many baby-daddies also in the picture. Then again, these days Bob might have had the sense to refuse.

So your both trying to prove unicorns exist?

Prove nothing. The Jail of Fail is required by law to set Chris up with something, and dumping him off at a shelter with an appointment to see a social worker (that he doesn't have to go to) is the absolute bare minimum. After a year dealing with him, I doubt they'll want to spend the full 30 days they're allowed to find something better.

If Chris gets better than that it will be part of a plea deal to keep him away from 14BLC and Barb.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Chris was always creepy when it came to age discrepancy, anyway. He has tried to hook up with Bella and Annie Ikenberry, despite being like 18/19 and 18 years old respectively when he met them, and he agreed to fuck Fiona despite her just turning 18, with her telling him she was 19.

Eh, I don’t really see the problem as long as they are adults over the age of consent, it’s not like Chris is taking advantage of them due to being more emotionally mature or anything like that.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Eh, I don’t really see the problem as long as they are adults over the age of consent, it’s not like Chris is taking advantage of them due to being more emotionally mature or anything like that.

I mean, it's not illegal or anything, as you're mentioning. It's just kind of off-putting to see a guy in his late 30s dating girls that had just finished high school.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

I'm more "what if" with my questions. Like "what if Chris received early intervention?" "What if he heeded the advice of various trolls and moved on?" "What if he kept low after the 'Rollin and Trollin' video?" So many alternative timelines but alas we have this one.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I mean, it's not illegal or anything, as you're mentioning. It's just kind of off-putting to see a guy in his late 30s dating girls that had just finished high school.

Yeah but I mean with Chris it’s all just theoretical dates aside from the Barb situation.

Since Chris sees himself as an immortal 21 year old now according to Sonichu (Which I bet has to do with the ‘Half your age plus 7’ thing) I’m not sure what kind of age range Chris officially is interested in.

 

[A Grey Cat]

How many weens are going to be outside the cosrt house on July 28 to try to be the first to record Chris' first steps of freedom in almost a year?

I don't think they will just let Him walk. But weens are gonna ween.

I'm gonna be following the farms to see what comes up bit also watching animal house... Oh not because it's relevant to Chris just that July 28th happenes to be that movies 44th anniversary.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Since Chris sees himself as an immortal 21 year old now according to Sonichu (Which I bet has to do with the ‘Half your age plus 7’ thing) I’m not sure what kind of age range Chris officially is interested in.

That honestly makes some degree of sense the more I think of it. If he thinks he's techncally still 21, then the most sensible solution for him would precisely be to go after girls half his age. Still doesn't change the creepiness factor for me, though.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

That honestly makes some degree of sense the more I think of it. If he thinks he's techncally still 21, then the most sensible solution for him would precisely be to go after girls half his age. Still doesn't change the creepiness factor for me, though.

I think it’s just an ego thing that he doesn’t want to see himself as near 40, he also claims he’s half Sonichu too according to the comic so Chris is transsexual, trans age and trans species.

I wouldn‘t want to encourage the trans age thing since it’s a real slippery slope.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Social workers are unicorns?

The good ones are, Chris's going to get some form of assistance when he's released but a good social worker who has time for him and a willingness to go above and beyond won't be one of them - he will fall through the cracks again and become a frequent flyer in the local court system without one.

He will likely end up with someone with far to much to do and to little time with cases that are either more demanding or if he did manage to get a decent one more worthy of the effort it would entail to realy help him beyond the minimum requirement of the law (or what ever they can get away with).

 

[GypsyBard]

It's hard to believe it's only been almost one full year since Chris has been incarcerated it feels like longer

 

[A-№1]

It's just kind of off-putting to see a guy in his late 30s dating girls that had just finished high school.

Not to guys in their late 30s, apparently. And the girls seem to be OK with it, too.

That said, seeing Chris (at any age) dating women (of any age) is extremely off-putting.

The good ones are,

Fucking THIS!

But the Jail of Fail doesn't give a fuck what kind of social worker gets assigned to Chris.

Chris's going to get some form of assistance when he's released but a good social worker who has time for him and a willingness to go above and beyond won't be one of them - he will fall through the cracks again and become a frequent flyer in the local court system without one.

Oh Chris isn't going to get an actual social worker. He's going to get an appointment to see a social worker. Which he won't keep.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

That honestly makes some degree of sense the more I think of it. If he thinks he's techncally still 21, then the most sensible solution for him would precisely be to go after girls half his age. Still doesn't change the creepiness factor for me, though.

If they got together, Fiona would easily be the more mature one in the relationship. If you're worried about Chris taking advantage of her, come on. Chris is the one that gets taken advantage of. He even got taken advantage of by a 13 year old boy.

Fiona would have all the power.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

If they got together, Fiona would easily be the more mature one in the relationship. If you're worried about Chris taking advantage of her, come on. Chris is the one that gets taken advantage of. He even got taken advantage of by a 13 year old boy.

Fiona would have all the power.

Yeah, I gotta admit, for being autistic, Fiona actually seems pretty independent, if a little brash, and can likely stand on her own. I can't imagine her putting up with Chris's shit if she ever gets with him.

 

[May Prince]

I have just had a dream in which the four members of aespa were fighting one another on whom would be getting married with Chris after he gets released from the prison.

Should I visit a psychiatrist soon?

 

[TayandYou]

I have just had a dream in which the four members of aespa were fighting one another on whom would be getting married with Chris after he gets released from the prison.

Should I visit a psychiatrist soon?

Sounds less like a dream and more like a premonition. It's the post-merge era, anything is possible.

 

[GranAutismo]

It's hard to believe it's only been almost one full year since Chris has been incarcerated it feels like longer

probably feels like ten years to chris.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Now we've got increasingly famous people interested in Chris like that rapper I hadn't heard of and Ethan Ralph I wonder when he is finally released if we're going to see more autistic fighting between various groups who want to be in Chris's inner circle?

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Now we've got increasingly famous people interested in Chris like that rapper I hadn't heard of and Ethan Ralph I wonder when he is finally released if we're going to see more autistic fighting between various groups who want to be in Chris's inner circle?

When Chris became a minor Internet celebrity, there was no going back for him. His fate was officially sealed. This seals the deal completely now.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Dear @Pointless Sperg I know we have an FAQ for jail court hospital but I didn't want to shit up that thread since its stickied to the front page for a reason, and don't know if it's been asked already and can't check.



Anyways if when Chris finally is finally taken before the judge and sentenced if he doesn't like what he hears (even if they are very lenient with him given the nature of his crime) and he chimps out shaking his chubby fists and jumps up and down like the overgrown toddler he is, and makes ridiculous demands. Will the courts be able to charge him with being in contempt of court or any similar charge?