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Katolate said:
I wonder why none of the trolls who pretend to be Chris' friends haven't tried asking him to bathe more often.

This is a good chance to do something good for him, especially if he's told that a true (and honest) bath includes soaping, scrubbing and shampoo instead of a 2 second splash folloed by a whole can of Axe or whatever Chris is using now to mask his smell.

Double especially if he's told that lying or faking a bath is very easy to spot and no pretty girl would want to trib or whatever else with someone who's dirty, oily and smelly.

It's a win/win situation for everyone.
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He'd say mmm, yeah, shit himself, and do nothing.
 
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Katolate said:
I wonder why none of the trolls who pretend to be Chris' friends haven't tried asking him to bathe more often.

This is a good chance to do something good for him, especially if he's told that a true (and honest) bath includes soaping, scrubbing and shampoo instead of a 2 second splash folloed by a whole can of Axe or whatever Chris is using now to mask his smell.

Double especially if he's told that lying or faking a bath is very easy to spot and no pretty girl would want to trib or whatever else with someone who's dirty, oily and smelly.

It's a win/win situation for everyone.
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Heh, well, we have done that a few times in the past. There are various videos on the subject.

But more than that, I don't think Chris' bad hygiene is a result of not bathing frequently enough. I mean, he probably doesn't bathe frequently enough, but I think a bigger problem is that Chris is fat, and he probably has pretty shitty body awareness. When normal people take showers, they know their problem areas. They know where to scrub.

I think Chris fucks that up to some degree.
 
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My galpal said she had to share this video, that it reminded her of a certain someone... and good god, was she right.
So... is this guy just fucking with us... or god help us, is this true and honest.
 
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Were Chris' gal pals in high school really hired help who hung around him out of pity? I know the 'betrayal' e-mail from 2013 where this idea was revealed to Chris was a troll fabrication, but is there any confirmed truth to it?
 
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Amerighi da Caravaggio said:
Were Chris' gal pals in high school really hired help who hung around him out of pity? I know the 'betrayal' e-mail from 2013 where this idea was revealed to Chris was a troll fabrication, but is there any confirmed truth to it?
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I think a couple were hired help. I read that Bob gave Natasha some money. I think that came straight from cwc. So yeah, there's probably some truth to it.
 
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Marvin said:
Heh, well, we have done that a few times in the past. There are various videos on the subject.

But more than that, I don't think Chris' bad hygiene is a result of not bathing frequently enough. I mean, he probably doesn't bathe frequently enough, but I think a bigger problem is that Chris is fat, and he probably has pretty shitty body awareness. When normal people take showers, they know their problem areas. They know where to scrub.

I think Chris fucks that up to some degree.
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He definitely doesn't scrub his taint enough.
 
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Chris has been playing a lot of Playstation games over the past several days. Many of those are games he hasn't played before.

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What kind of program did the Green County school system try to put Chris into? Was it maybe just a special program at a school across the county that Borb thought would lead to Chris being institutionalized based on what they did to the special kids in their day? The school district I went to had these kinds of programs at a mainstream elementary school. At the middle and high school levels some kids had a helper that go with from class to class. Did Borb not know how to manage an IEP for Chris except through litigation threats due to their ignorance about learning disabilities or did they get their ideas about autism through movies and TV shows with autistic characters like Rain Man or St. Elsewhere?
 
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normankrasner said:
What kind of program did the Green County school system try to put Chris into? Was it maybe just a special program at a school across the county that Borb thought would lead to Chris being institutionalized based on what they did to the special kids in Borb's day? The school district I went to had these kinds of programs at a mainstream elementary school. At the middle and high school levels some kids had a helper that go with from class to class. Did Borb not know to manage an IEP for Chris except through litigation threats due to their ignorance about learning disabilities or did they get their ideas about autism through movies and TV shows with autistic characters like Rain Man or St. Elsewhere?
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I'm pretty sure you just answered your own question. Also most information from green county is pretty blurry, or from Chris himself(which is unreliable if you haven't guessed), but going by assumptions, I infer that the program would've helped Chris somewhat.
 
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normankrasner said:
What kind of program did the Green County school system try to put Chris into? Was it maybe just a special program at a school across the county that Borb thought would lead to Chris being institutionalized based on what they did to the special kids in Borb's day? The school district I went to had these kinds of programs at a mainstream elementary school. At the middle and high school levels some kids had a helper that go with from class to class. Did Borb not know to manage an IEP for Chris except through litigation threats due to their ignorance about learning disabilities or did they get their ideas about autism through movies and TV shows with autistic characters like Rain Man or St. Elsewhere?
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The question is: what in his behavior warranted the threat of possible institution, real or perceived?
 
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Elaine Benes said:
What didn't?
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That's the murky truth here, he was in mainstream classes but I'm willing to bet he was chimping out "Jeremy" style. I think it's was more then 'oh he doesn't talk much or read as well as the others', more like 'he shat himself, went at a black kid with a sharpened pencil and is now hiding under a desk..'.
 
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The question is: what in his behavior warranted the threat of possible institution, real or perceived?
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Real? Probably nothing. Perceived? The fact that he was autistic. Bob and Barb seemed to think that the choice was "drooling imbecile" or "fully-functioning child."
 
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Real? Probably nothing. Perceived? The fact that he was autistic. Bob and Barb seemed to think that the choice was "drooling imbecile" or "fully-functioning child."
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Option one. Also I love this drawing, perfectly captures da 'tism.
 
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So there's already a thread about Chris's Mario Maker levels, but it's old and I didn't feel like bumping it because I didn't even record anything, but I got Mario Maker for Christmas and finally got around to playing Chris's levels. Chris uploaded four levels and seems to no longer be playing, I guess MM didn't have the lasting power to him as Smash or Kart.
I'm actually surprised at three out of the four. I was expecting either painfully easy levels, or mindfuckingly autistic ones that only he can beat. They posed some kind of challenge but they weren't impossible. They actually aren't bad, though no surprise two of them are Sonic based. The fourth level (a sonic one) is painfully easy, there's stars and riding clouds everywhere.

I then went through his starred levels (levels he liked,) nothing out of the ordinary, but there's one that caught my attention. It was called "for my wife." It was the shortest distance a level allows with no enemies, the goal in the same frame as the start, and it rained (I'm pretty sure) the most 1ups you can fit in the level's top. It obviously wasn't a serious level and is a joke that "lol my wife can't vidya." None of Chris's other starred levels are super blatantly easy so I think he starred it because "this was made for a true and honest sweetheart and it's full of true love, caring sweetness, and tenderness that two people in honest love share."
 
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