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I'm pretty sure he isn't interested in penor up his butthole. That said, he'd probably let a trap suck his dick. Not sure how he'd react if he saw the dick though
At this point, I'm pretty sure he'd be desperate to do the sucking.


I think Null is beyond giving a shit about anything Chris-related after that Barb rape shit.
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What if Chris Chan was a homo? What if Sonichu was about being a homo? What if instead of railing against gays and finding them icky, he railed against heterosexual sex and women were the gross stuff? What if he stared at a poster of Goku to "Stay Gay" and ordered extra pickles on everything? What if Reldnahc was the dream sibling (an out and out gay man instead of in the closet) and Crystal was his evil doppelganger?

Would Clyde Cash troll Chris into admitting he's straight?
Honestly despite his inane crusade against homosexuals for the longest period of time, he would have been better having been gay in the first place. Considering how much more ostracised gays were in the late 2000s/early 2010s a lot of Chris’s more repugnant qualities would have gone to the side and he would have easily scored with his new homosexual buddies as some weird kinky fat bitch boy. He’d be known as ‘little fat poofer’ and would have probably been trolled less being more satisfied in his sexual conquest and probably never have experienced the idea guys or ever done that to his mother and lived a pretty content gay existence.

Honestly a gay lifestyle would have probably been feasibly the easiest and best possible way for Chris to have an objectively happy and fulfilled life, he’d maybe have even changed himself and massively improved his fashion sense and lifestyle habits from his gay friends influence. He’d have a job and been fulfilled enough to avoid the internet for good. His parents may have kicked him out but with his newfound confidence and charm he’d have been able to live with his bf and lead a happy life.
 
I can't believe Chris still wants to work with Praetor, despite them humiliating Chris (I think they inserted an idea to sell a taser, and Chris volunteered to taser himself) and him getting a small cut of merch being sold. Like I said before, Chris likes to hang out with people who will have no qualms using and making Chris look lie a fool, as opposed to people who can tell Chris that is not a good idea.
Yeah, I've said this before, Praetor is a dangerous group who gain sadistic pleasure from controlling chris

We still have no idea about the extent of Bella's involvement with them, and the Praetor investigation thread on the former ILJ subforum posed more questions than answers. For example, was Bella involved in the tazing fiasco? (We know that she is obsessed with tazers and tazing other people). Why did Bella email a video of chris posing at the local library to Praetor?

All Praetor members are Bellas in their own right, they're just better at hiding the skeletons in their closets. I just can hope that Kengle takes the job of the former watchmen and Null and tries to be an equal force in controlling chris so he won't turn into Praetor's sadistic playtoy.
 
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If Chris keeps hanging around people like that, one of these days, there will be a Janke level troll that could trick Chris into killing himself.
Chris'd probably have to come to believe that he'd have to do something like that to open a portal or something, basically on the same level of him believing that tampering with a taser would help him complete the merge.

Come to think of it, it seems like Chris could easily believe in some sort of suicide cult shit.
 
Remember that comic self-insert with "Battery-Charged Blue" hair, or the "Sonichu" with boobs (eww) seen in the "Praetor" jail art?

I normally think of such character as male, even though Chris intended such to be female.
 
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I think after Chris lied and broke the EPO (in less than 24 hours). Null gave up, realized he could not be helped, and emailed the cops.
Not speaking on behalf of Null, but after being lied to and not listening to helpful advice, it would make sense for Null to stop caring for Chris.
 
I can't believe Chris still wants to work with Praetor, despite them humiliating Chris (I think they inserted an idea to sell a taser, and Chris volunteered to taser himself) and him getting a small cut of merch being sold. Like I said before, Chris likes to hang out with people who will have no qualms using and making Chris look lie a fool, as opposed to people who can tell Chris that is not a good idea. What are Nulls thoughts on this group?
Chris claimed that he wanted to complete the merge by shocking his crystals, and he asked for one of Praetor's tasers. Chris has made remarks about how he can handle getting shocked if it did happen, and despite this obviously being a very bad idea, Praetor still provided him with the taser. Not a very good look when they try and sell the tasers in boxes telling people to tase others.
We still have no idea about the extent of Bella's involvement with them, and the Praetor investigation thread on the former ILJ subforum posed more questions than answers. For example, was Bella involved in the tazing fiasco? (We know that she is obsessed with tazers and tazing other people). Why did Bella email a video of chris posing at the local library to Praetor?
Chris claims that Bella didn't have much involvement with Praetor outside of that Sonichu Intro, but he seems none the wiser to the hundreds and hundreds of aliases she's created, or the fact that she's been trolling him through socks. Chris has mentioned a "Cabell" in a DM with Naught, and it's speculated to be Bella because he mentions this "Cabell" as being an artist.
All Praetor members are Bellas in their own right, they're just better at hiding the skeletons in their closets.
Absolutely, anyone that tells paying customers to tase other people, ironically or not and considering Chris's following, probably has far too much free time, and is probably into depraved shit themselves.
I just can hope that Kengle takes the job of the former watchmen and Null and tries to be an equal force in controlling chris so he won't turn into Praetor's sadistic playtoy.
While I think Kengle's probably the best Chris has at the moment since Null washed his hands of Chris, I don't think I'd have too much faith in him. He's already made very shady people mods of his website, and he doesn't really understand Chris outside of the trolls. This "Sonichu Base" will probably end up like how the Watchmen ended up, where there's some shitfest involving gatekeeping Chris and many, many conflicts of interest.
 
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I think after Chris lied and broke the EPO (in less than 24 hours). Null gave up, realized he could not be helped, and emailed the cops.
Not speaking on behalf of Null, but after being lied to and not listening to helpful advice, it would make sense for Null to stop caring for Chris.
I know the leftists/SJWs/LGBT hate Null and view him as a villain because KiwiFarms is bad, but not many of them realize how far Null went to bat for Chris. I'd show any whiteknight/enabler these videos as an example that Chris is not to be trusted and that he is a bad person.
 
Honestly a gay lifestyle would have probably been feasibly the easiest and best possible way for Chris to have an objectively happy and fulfilled life, he’d maybe have even changed himself and massively improved his fashion sense and lifestyle habits from his gay friends influence. He’d have a job and been fulfilled enough to avoid the internet for good. His parents may have kicked him out but with his newfound confidence and charm he’d have been able to live with his bf and lead a happy life.

I mean some guys would probably still say "I have a boyfriend." to him, but faggot Chris would never have had to deal with the Infinite Boyfriend Factor.
 
I know the leftists/SJWs/LGBT hate Null and view him as a villain because KiwiFarms is bad, but not many of them realize how far Null went to bat for Chris. I'd show any whiteknight/enabler these videos as an example that Chris is not to be trusted and that he is a bad person.
I'd say you're half right some know and are just mad null won't use the farms as his personal SJW enforcement army of doxers and shit posters .
 
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Chris'd probably have to come to believe that he'd have to do something like that to open a portal or something, basically on the same level of him believing that tampering with a taser would help him complete the merge.
It's probably dangerous to say this, but all you'd have to do is get Chris into the Persona games. Persona 3 has characters that use evokers to summon their personas, kind of like throwing a pokeball if you're familiar with Pokemon. The thing is, evokers look exactly like a handgun and using them looks like committing suicide.
 

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It's probably dangerous to say this, but all you'd have to do is get Chris into the Persona games. Persona 3 has characters that use evokers to summon their personas, kind of like throwing a pokeball if you're familiar with Pokemon. The thing is, evokers look exactly like a handgun and using them looks like committing suicide.
When you put it like that, the taser incident makes me worry about Chris getting ahold of any long-ranged weapon. He'll cite some crank article for why doing this totally won't hurt him, like he did with the taser.
 
It's probably dangerous to say this, but all you'd have to do is get Chris into the Persona games. Persona 3 has characters that use evokers to summon their personas, kind of like throwing a pokeball if you're familiar with Pokemon. The thing is, evokers look exactly like a handgun and using them looks like committing suicide.

Imagine Chris trying to buy a gun. He's so fucking out of it the shop owner would probably close -- he'd assume Chris was gonna go do a Sandy Hook. And nobody else is gonna buy a gun for him.

But that wouldn't happen anyway. Chris has magical thinking -- he'd just use Megatron like he did on Adam Stackhouse.
 
Would the police shoot him if they can't tell that's a real gun from a distance?

In short, yes. If police saw Chris, thought Chris had a gun, and was threatening to imminently shoot someone with it they would shoot him. Maybe they would order him to drop it first, but if they do and he doesn't comply they would shoot him.

I'm pretty pro second amendment but Chris should not be anywhere near a firearm. It would only be a matter of time before something really bad happens on account of it. Luckily, I don't think he has the patience or ability to fill out a 4473 form (after this saga he may also be federally precluded but I'd need to research that more) and definitely doesn't have the knowledge or social skills to purchase one in a private sale.
 
Praetor is a group of teenagers who sell tasers? For god’s sake, does anyone have parents anymore?

If Chris had to choose between buying a really real gun and buying a lego gun, we know what he’d go for.
 
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Praetor is a group of teenagers who sell tasers? For god’s sake, does anyone have parents anymore?

If Chris had to choose between buying a really real gun and buying a lego gun, we know what he’d go for.
Sadly in this day and age, parents give their kids way too much freedom than they're supposed to get.

Again, be thankful that Borb didn't introduce guns to Chris.
 
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