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Pointless Sperg said:
This doesn't make magic real though, since magic doesn't follow physics. IRL Sonichu might be able to do electric shocks like an electric eel can, but he would not be able to supply the energy needed to repeatedly produce lightning bolts.
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There are some physically possible but extremely unlikely sequences of events that are good approximations of magic. Good examples are breaking the second law of thermodynamics and quantum immortality. Within an exhaustive list of all physically possible universes you would find some where "magic" happened consistently every time someone pointed a wand and said "abracadabra."
 
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Out of curiosity, is there any chance of Bella still being charged with anything due to her allegedly coaxing Chris into committing the incest? Like "criminal conspiracy" or something?

Also, are there any conspiracy theorists out there who think that Chris is completely innocent, or maybe that Bella "blackmailed" him into admitting to incest while being recorded - akin to the Bluespike incident with the Sonichu Medallion?
 
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So, we are finally in the climax of the jail saga!!!!
What´s gonna happen with our dear heroine and goddess Jesus Chris Christine-Chan Sonichu?
Asylum saga? Homeless saga? extended jail saga?
Stay tuned to discover the end of Chrisvangelion!!!
...or maybe not, this is bullshit, honestly
 
StraightShooter2 said:
Out of curiosity, is there any chance of Bella still being charged with anything due to her allegedly coaxing Chris into committing the incest? Like "criminal conspiracy" or something?
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Covered this in the FAQ.

No, unless there's some evidence we don't know about. Grooming Chris into degeneracy is not illegal. Unless she actively did concrete actions to make Chris fuck Barb, she's fine.

If someone tells you how hot and sexy people who rob liquor stores are, they aren't guilty of a crime just because you decided to actually go rob a liquor store.

The only crime that she committed that's semi-plausible is failing to report Chris' abuse, as in Texas all citizens are mandatory reporters of elder abuse. That law, however, is a Texas law, so it's extremely doubtful that they'd prosecute her for not reporting a crime that did not occur in Texas.

StraightShooter2 said:
Also, are there any conspiracy theorists out there who think that Chris is completely innocent, or maybe that Bella "blackmailed" him into admitting to incest while being recorded - akin to the Bluespike incident with the Sonichu Medallion?
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I'd say this was impossible, except it's happened before with the Idea Guys. There's no evidence of this though. If Bella did pull that off while managing to hide it, then she did a really good job of it. I wish we had the full phone call.
 
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There’s been so much speculation about Barb having or not having dementia but is she maybe just retarded? I’m not aware of any video at all where she doesn’t seem really off and there’s basically zero evidence that she had any meaningful social connections with family or friends outside of 14bc. The hoard seems to be made entirely of garbage she compulsively buys. She’s done the unblinking stare for years and years and of that was early stage dementia she’d be entirely non-functioning at this point.
 
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Second-Hand Boat Supplies said:
There’s been so much speculation about Barb having or not having dementia but is she maybe just retarded?
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There is speculation that she has autism as well. Mentally sound people don’t hoard or try to seduce their sister’s husband.

Second-Hand Boat Supplies said:
I’m not aware of any video at all where she doesn’t seem really off
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Remember she’s a con artist. She turns it on and off for the camera.

Second-Hand Boat Supplies said:
and there’s basically zero evidence that she had any meaningful social connections with family or friends outside of 14bc.
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There were people from the church present during some of the court appearances, for what that’s worth.

Second-Hand Boat Supplies said:
She’s done the unblinking stare for years and years and of that was early stage dementia she’d be entirely non-functioning at this point.
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Acting. She was functioning enough to go home from the hospital and live alone for months. Weens saw her acting relatively normal and driving around.
 
You know with all this traction and attention. I wonder how Bob's first son (the eye doctor) and Cole feel about this whole debacle. Like imagine being Cole learning that your younger brother raped (even though it's not confirmed I'm pretty the news has spun it that way. As well as you wouldn't want to believe your mom would willingly do such a thing) your mother and even though he's estranged and despises Barb. He still somewhat cares (such as him being tearful with the news of Bob's death)
 
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What's Chirs’s MBTI type?

(Given the presences of a Reddit discussion group, I'm pretty sure someone had already looked into this?)

Second-Hand Boat Supplies said:
There’s been so much speculation about Barb having or not having dementia but is she maybe just retarded? I’m not aware of any video at all where she doesn’t seem really off and there’s basically zero evidence that she had any meaningful social connections with family or friends outside of 14bc. The hoard seems to be made entirely of garbage she compulsively buys. She’s done the unblinking stare for years and years and of that was early stage dementia she’d be entirely non-functioning at this point.
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The development of dementia is not a perfect gradual linear decline, some patients may show symptoms of dementia intermittently and be totally normal in the intervals between.
 
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If there’s ever a Chris Chan Tv series made, then these songs need to be in it:

We all know that eventually it’ll happen once the entertainment industry gets desperate for Kiwibucks
 
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