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Anyone else wondering if Chris's attorney reads the posts here? I mean its very possible, lest say he googles the name of his clients, he would eventually end up here if that was the case.
 
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troon patrol said:
Anyone else wondering if Chris's attorney reads the posts here? I mean its very possible, lest say he googles the name of his clients, he would eventually end up here if that was the case.
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Heidelberg probably heard/seen the farms during research. Clicked on the farms link and thought "What the fuck." After seeing his client having over 3000 threads with over half a million messages solely on him. But outside of that? No, he's a boomer normie who wouldn't set foot here mostly for his sanity. That and there's nothing of use when half is a bunch of retarded idiot's fascination with a retarded tranny manchild, and the other half is laughing at said retarded tranny manchild.
 
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troon patrol said:
Anyone else wondering if Chris's attorney reads the posts here?
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He has staff for that. Pity them.

Also, it's not always a good thing for a defense lawyer to know too much about his client, especially when his client is guilty as fuck.

Chris is guilty as fuck.


Hepativore said:
Does Chris have a good chance of getting his ass beat by exasperated COs? Many of them are quite corrupt.
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Chris is not worth risking your job over. They wouldn't have any problem with physically enforcing discipline on Chris within allowable limits, but they won't go out of their way to kick the autistic. What would be the point? Also it's probably hard to get rid of that lingering odor after touching him. Hands off will probably be the preferred policy.
 
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If Chris was at the genius level and had the same non-existent levels of empathy and sympathy (or very low levels), what do you think he would be like?

Seeing as he was destined for great infamy, if he was an actual threat to the population at large (having a much higher IQ and the ability to manipulate) do think he could have been like a Hitler or someone like that?

Or a real super villain if he was in a Marvel or DC movie?
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If he had his current beliefs maybe he’d be running a cult where he sleeps with the attractive women who join and members would donate their money to him, perhaps it’d be like Happy Science where there’d run an animation department showing him as an all powerful being.
 
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Skitzels said:
Should Chris die, will we have a live-streamed funeral of sorts hosted by MATI?
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Chris' corpse will be plasticized, given to the Smithsonian, and then given a 21 Juuuullaaaaay salute at the unveiling.

I do think Null would probably do some retrospective on MATI, don't think he'd run a funeral for him at this point.

The guys who made Smiling Friends are fans of Chris Chan, maybe they can get the Chris Chan memorial on adult swim.
 
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Ophelia said:
Have you seen the topless pics of Elon? Rich fatty men do fine.
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Elon is also the wealthiest person on the planet (not counting dictators-for-life like Putin that use national wealth as their piggy bank).

Billionaires are an exception. Most geniuses do not become billionaires. While geniuses often become wealthy, reaching the billionaire club still requires the good fortune of being born one, or luck. (Elon, while very intelligent, also got lucky in that he bet on the right horse in his startups.)

Regular modestly-wealthy people do not get good (western) girlfriends/wives if they're still gross, insufferable, and fatty. Women can extract money from men without commitment.

There are lots of millionaire tech bro neckbeard autists who are still forever alone unless they get a Filipina wife.

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Also, it's not always a good thing for a defense lawyer to know too much about his client, especially when his client is guilty as fuck.
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This. An attorney can't lie, but he can be willfully ignorant. If the prosecution doesn't produce evidence to the contrary in discovery, he doesn't need to know.
 
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Skitzels said:
Should Chris die, will we have a live-streamed funeral of sorts hosted by MATI?
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FamicomGorby said:
Chris' corpse will be plasticized, given to the Smithsonian, and then given a 21 Juuuullaaaaay salute at the unveiling.

I do think Null would probably do some retrospective on MATI, don't think he'd run a funeral for him at this point.

The guys who made Smiling Friends are fans of Chris Chan, maybe they can get the Chris Chan memorial on adult swim.
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Oddly enough, this would be a fitting end to Chris' life. That would be in one of his fantasies. The reality, Chris would be dumped in an unmarked grave.

The memorial on Adult Swim could happen, pre-incest. I doubt the creators of Smiling Friends would risk their careers for Chris.
 
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D4C said:
Absolutely crazy how fast time passes.
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Just wait. It's only going to get faster.


Skitzels said:
Should Chris die, will we have a live-streamed funeral of sorts hosted by MATI?
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When Chris dies, whoever pays for the funeral will decide how it's done. I think we should stump up for it. It's the least we could do. Also we'd get to choose what goes on the headstone. I'm thinking "Here lies Ian Brandon Anderson".


Hogar Grupal said:
Chris would be dumped in an unmarked grave.
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See above.
 
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Does anyone have an ETA on the next batch of letter(s) coming through? I really wanna know what happened at that last hearing; even if it's in Chris' skewed view.
 
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Just wait. It's only going to get faster.




When Chris dies, whoever pays for the funeral will decide how it's done. I think we should stump up for it. It's the least we could do. Also we'd get to choose what goes on the headstone. I'm thinking "Here lies Ian Brandon Anderson".




See above.
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Even in death people are going to pay for Chris. It would be fitting his headstone would describe the opposite of what he would want. I can imagine Chris using someone to use their money to put "Here lies Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu [insert autistic description here]"

I guess for extra funsies, inscribe "JULAY!!" at the bottom of the name.

Would Chris and Barb's deaths finally convince Cole to visit them?
 
The jokes about funerals and tombstones have me wondering about who has the legal “right” to make burial decisions? Normally that’s specified in a will or immediate family care to make the arrangements. What if there’s no family to claim the body but friends want to make burial arrangements? Is the body essential up for first dibs in the absence of family or a will?
 
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