Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

Why anybody in their right mind would buy things he puts out is beyond me, but hey, who am I to question it?

I would try to avoid Chris-tainted objects. Once you enter Chris' sphere of madness, Chris enters you. Marvin and Alec are still here, years after their own individual run-ins with Chris. Few escape. Cole can barely escape the 'julays' spammed on his website, which is why he checks every comment beforehand. Both Mary Lee Walsh, Megan, and pretty much every other poor soul whose name was named have had to deal with prank calls, and set up highly intricate firewalls for their email accounts for anything CWC related. A sort of "dont call anybody" approach. I've never known an individual like Chris who can affect a person's life for years after with barely any effort.
 
I would try to avoid Chris-tainted objects. Once you enter Chris' sphere of madness, Chris enters you. Marvin and Alec are still here, years after their own individual run-ins with Chris. Few escape. Cole can barely escape the 'julays' spammed on his website, which is why he checks every comment beforehand. Both Mary Lee Walsh, Megan, and pretty much every other poor soul whose name was named have had to deal with prank calls, and set up highly intricate firewalls for their email accounts for anything CWC related. A sort of "dont call anybody" approach. I've never known an individual like Chris who can affect a person's life for years after with barely any effort.

I always wonder where Clyde Cash is these days.
 
Bored out of my mind watching a predictable and uneventful super bowl when I thought: what if we start a yearly competition of the cruelest game of 'kick the autistic'? The CWCville Trolls vs the Clydesapeake Weens?

Stress on Facebook = 3 points
Rage video = 7 points
 
So, what would happen to Chris if he receives a state-wide ban from McDonalds over one of his shenanigans?
 
I was debating whether or not to share this, but this does seem pretty autistic, I have shared some of my thoughts about Chris with him over facebook, I have been truthful, honest, and have told how ridiculous I think he treats people and acts, and he actually had the nerve to reply by sending me a sticker on facebook

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When a woman tells you how grossed out she is by you, and you respond with that, I believe it's pretty autistic, I doubt he cares about anything anyone sends him over social networking, he's got his mind set on China.

1. ur hella autistic
2. stop mentioning you're a woman in every post, nobody cares
3. women aren't smart or funny
4. especially you
5. stop fucking around with chris on facebook you max-level spastic
 
I was debating whether or not to share this, but this does seem pretty autistic, I have shared some of my thoughts about Chris with him over facebook, I have been truthful, honest, and have told how ridiculous I think he treats people and acts, and he actually had the nerve to reply by sending me a sticker on facebook

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When a woman tells you how grossed out she is by you, and you respond with that, I believe it's pretty autistic, I doubt he cares about anything anyone sends him over social networking, he's got his mind set on China.
What were you hoping for? You're hardly the first person to tell him he sucks. His response was essentially "I don't give a shit."
 
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I was reading my small local newspaper today and this was in the police report:

A clerk told police a man came into the store on February 6th, around 7:40 p.m., and went behind the counter where the cash register was located. The clerk said the man was wearing a ski mask and repeatedly said, "Don't call anybody," then told the clerk to open the register. He complied and the robber took the cash then fled from the store. Police were unable to locate the suspect.

I don't think I will ever be able to hear that phrase without thinking of Chris.
 
What do you think the likelihood is that Chris will begin to identify as a male again and what might precipitate the reswap?

Will it be the product of pursuing a new sweet heart?
Perhaps once Barb dies he'll feel an obligation to transform yet again?
Or perhaps once Chris's baldness becomes complete, once he loses all the long hair that he correlates so directly with femininity and being a female, he'll realize that she's a he.

Looking forward to seeing what ya'll think
 
Not sure he ever identified as male to begin with tbh

He never went out and said "I identify as a man", but I feel like he implied as much right?

"Axe, only for the straight man!" ect, ect.

Edit: actually he did call himself a male, what was I thinking?
 
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