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FamicomGorby said:
Chris pays the minimum on his credit cards using the tug boat money. Presumably they've been on autopay or he's gonna get slapped with more lawsuits when he gets out. Null didn't give specifics but he said on a MATI stream that Chris has $40,000 in unsecured debt, which can be credit cards and personal loans.

Chris is basically judgement proof though, he has no assets and his main source of income can't be garnished.
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Chris chan is a debt max Chad like Sam Hyde. Unironically based, good job Chris
 
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What's Chris content gonna be like when he gets out? I'm immaging more videos like this lecture/sermon he did on the dimensional merge. He could get a lecturn and paint his gay Sonichu cross on the front and try to get tax exempt status as a religion.

Either that or I'm hoping he falls into the sovereign citizen movement, or at least gets with their ideology. That content would be fuckin gold.
 
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FamicomGorby said:
What's Chris content gonna be like when he gets out? I'm immaging more videos like this lecture/sermon he did on the dimensional merge. He could get a lecturn and paint his gay Sonichu cross on the front and try to get tax exempt status as a religion.
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Praetor will likely continue to associate with Chris if they think they can still make money off him so if he gets set free so it wouldn't surprise me to see a bunch of praetor endorsed sermons on YouTube.
 
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Kirby said:
In 2014 he tried to steal from a best buy by shoving items under his shirt

a jerkop caught him so chris unequipped all the merchandise he was hiding and ran out the door as fast as he could
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I haven't found good confirmation that this actually happened. The CWCki says Kim witnessed it, but when I asked her about it on the farms she said she doesn't remember, and maybe it was someone she talked to who witnessed it.

FamicomGorby said:
What's Chris content gonna be like when he gets out? I'm immaging more videos like this lecture/sermon he did on the dimensional merge. He could get a lecturn and paint his gay Sonichu cross on the front and try to get tax exempt status as a religion.
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Fuck that lecture, and fuck Praetor for being such enablers.

D_Tractor said:
Anyone know what happened to Jon Duckworth (the musical side of Liquid Chris)? He hasn't posted anything online in almost a year.
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Haven't seen anything lately. From photos he got a hot girlfriend/wife (as opposed to Chris, who got Kacey and then got divorced).
 
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FamicomGorby said:
What's Chris content gonna be like when he gets out? I'm immaging more videos like this lecture/sermon he did on the dimensional merge. He could get a lecturn and paint his gay Sonichu cross on the front and try to get tax exempt status as a religion.

Either that or I'm hoping he falls into the sovereign citizen movement, or at least gets with their ideology. That content would be fuckin gold.
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Something like:
’Ya’ll need to buy my goddess diaries *taps book*and DONATE, *sigh* *burp*, I’m wo-I‘M WORKING MY FREAKIN TAIL OFF HERE FOR YOU GUYS, this goddess stuff is hard, *sings obnoxious off key song from a decades old advert*, anyway, Barb will soon been merging with her Rosechu form, her zombie form here in dimension 1218 is still stubbornly hanging on, *starts talking in high pitch baby voice*can you believe it? You’re causing me a real headache here BARBARA.’

Basically more begging and obnoxious goddess larping.
 
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MoonlightMoo said:
Do you think that a proper amount of hardcore therapy and a lot lot of meds could undo whatever Chris is now? I wonder if a Good Ending could have happened if Barb let Chris have a proper treatment during his first sagas.

Yeah I am being optimistic (but mostly curious)
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It’d be a lot of effort and expense for little gain and there’s a high chance he’d just revert to his old ways as soon as he had the chance plus there’s no way Chris would ever agree to it in the first place.

The jail sentence was a good test to see if he’d improve being without the internet and media for a year and he’s clearly not any better off.

To better yourself you have to want it to happen and not just daydream about being an all powerful Mary Sue.
 
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Ophelia said:
I thought the poster was pointing out that he’s tried to shoplift before and now that self checkout is ubiquitous he’ll surely try again.
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You know I wonder if he hasn't tried that or the staff and security have kept a closer eye on him either through experiance or just because he looks odd and he's not felt brave enough to try it.

Chris seems to belive the Onions self service checkout "life hack" or potential theft by deception charge as I like to call it, and giving it a try and getting smug about doing it once and that was enough of a rush for him for a while at any rate.
 
What are the odds his mom doesn't have a will? Anybody her age should, but this is Barb we're talking about here.

If someone passes away without a will, the next of kin is their spouse (Bob is dead) then any children. JSC is Chris' only sibling on his mom's side right?

I know the house is reverse mortgaged, but is there any equity left?

Imagine the hijinx of JSC and Chris having to suffer it out in probate court.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Weens are people like the "Idea Guys", Bella, "Kengle", that group that calls themselves "Praetor"...

Meanwhile the trolls of "Classic Chris" were people like Liquid Chris, Stackhouse (without even trying), Alec Benson Leary...
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Yeah, I would argue the last troll was Catherine or maybe even Jessica Quinn.

Since the Enablers and definitely by the time of the Idea Guys, it’s been weens all the way down.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
If "Christory" was like "The Truman Show", Chris "going Tomgirl" was when the "show jumped the shark" and started getting worse. The "Idea Guys" then made it utter crap.
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Hard agree on the Idea Guys for obvious reasons (the only mildly amusing part is that CWC believed them when they said they had a super laser that could destroy CWCVille) but frankly the "Tomgirl" saga could have been amusing if it was just Chris trans-trending for a few years and reinventing the Love Quest. Instead the show took an abrupt turn into lunacy which would make the final season of Lost seem coherent.
 
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