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quick bird said:
Makes me wonder how much text Chris actually produced. Would all of Chris's works even come close to 2MiB or would it blow right past that?
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I imagine if you used all his writings, it would be quite a bit. We focus a lot on Sonichu, and being a comic it doesn't have a lot of text (except issue #13), but if you consider the total corpus that Chris has produced in letters, well, the man likes to speak his mind.

He just hasn't produced much fiction in text form, though Jenkins Jinkies' backstory is some of the best he's ever written. The Jesus shit is long but would compress really well in a Lempel-Ziv dictionary algorithm since it's so repetitive.
 
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You know, as fucked up life can be. We are lucky that Chris wasn't born as a women. Ugly fat men get no pussy except from other pieces of shits, but thank normally their standards are unrealistic. Women? If it's a pussy there's some sick degenerate fuck that would stick their dick in crazy without protection (Slaton sisters, though if I recall one of them actually got their shit together)

Every child deserves a parent, but not every parent deserves a child. I'm sure if Chris was a women. Everyone and their mothers would've called CPS on the spot after birth and the sperg out would be top quality content. With how Chris lives their life and treats their pets (like the one time one of their cats were ran over and could've had corrective surgery, Chris didn't because he'd rather spend it on toys. Same with the other time "rescuing" a trio of kitties and asking for money. Then being upset when he received only medicine) like shit. It's a good thing Chris can never have children. Because pretty sure he'd groom and fuck them or they'd die from lack of care.
 
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Any updates on Chris lately? Is he still in jail or has he been moved to another facility?
 
Pointless Sperg said:
I imagine if you used all his writings, it would be quite a bit. We focus a lot on Sonichu, and being a comic it doesn't have a lot of text (except issue #13), but if you consider the total corpus that Chris has produced in letters, well, the man likes to speak his mind.

He just hasn't produced much fiction in text form, though Jenkins Jinkies' backstory is some of the best he's ever written. The Jesus shit is long but would compress really well in a Lempel-Ziv dictionary algorithm since it's so repetitive.
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I'm just going to say it. Jenkins Jinkies (which is an awesome name) is unintentionally based.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
AFAIK he's still in custody but the case is sealed so who knows where he is now?

It's best not to hold one's breath for the Case of Fail to resolve anytime soon.
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He's in a limbo. Waiting for a group home to have an open spot. No group home will ever accept him. Lack of letters makes me hope for a suicide.
How fast does VINE update if he killed himself?
 
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I swear she's 18 said:
You know, as fucked up life can be. We are lucky that Chris wasn't born as a women. Ugly fat men get no pussy except from other pieces of shits, but thank normally their standards are unrealistic. Women? If it's a pussy there's some sick degenerate fuck that would stick their dick in crazy without protection (Slaton sisters, though if I recall one of them actually got their shit together)

Every child deserves a parent, but not every parent deserves a child. I'm sure if Chris was a women. Everyone and their mothers would've called CPS on the spot after birth and the sperg out would be top quality content. With how Chris lives their life and treats their pets (like the one time one of their cats were ran over and could've had corrective surgery, Chris didn't because he'd rather spend it on toys. Same with the other time "rescuing" a trio of kitties and asking for money. Then being upset when he received only medicine) like shit. It's a good thing Chris can never have children. Because pretty sure he'd groom and fuck them or they'd die from lack of care.
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He would've been the biggest whore as a woman, female chris would've ended up being a fat ugly skank with several kids and in a constant search for a handsome idealized "real man" in order to support her lazy ass.
 
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I swear she's 18 said:
It's a good thing Chris can never have children. Because pretty sure he'd groom and fuck them or they'd die from lack of care.
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Chris has shown to be irresponsible with even his own care, so for the sake of everyone, it's good that he doesn't have kids (especially the roleplays Chris has done himself of how he plans to raise his children; he will dote on his daughter, while neglecting his son).
SwanSwanson said:
He would've been the biggest whore as a woman, female chris would've ended up being a fat ugly skank with several kids and in a constant search for a handsome idealized "real man" in order to support her lazy ass.
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So basically a female Chris would be Barb Jr. Hell, Chris picked up most of his rape victim's habits as opposed to Bob's (work ethic, interests, etc).
 
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