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Probably after a couple weeks of joking about how he hasn't been seen lately and how he's probably dead, which slowly turns into actual concern.
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Probably after a couple weeks of joking about how he hasn't been seen lately and how he's probably dead, which slowly turns into actual concern.
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- Sep 18, 2014
I don't think even with the long lived genetics he's got off Bob and Barb he's not going to make it to that age both of his parents where active and reasonably healthy for most of their lives and Chris hasn't had that good underlying health he's got a whole host of medical problems that because he's still relatively chronologically young at least still has some of the youthful rubber ball effect going on but that's coming to a end and he's going to start feeling the pinch of old age when he's middle aged because he's as a baseline unhealthy.
I think that's the most likely scenario.
I think that's the most likely scenario.
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Question is, who would find his corpse? Assuming that Barb had already passed away, would anyone bother to check on the disgusting smell coming from the house? Would his neighbors be assed enough to check up on him?
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would finally go to his house, drag his body out on the lawn, and yell JUUULAAAAAAY!
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I wonder what the ratio to "posts made in this thread" to "posts made in other bad threads that were then merged into this one" is?
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Debt collectors. Assuming they ever show up.
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I've been watching some old Chris videos including some of the ones involving Jackie and I got curious, why exactly did the people behind Jackie make her a big fan of the Crash Test Dummies? It doesn't particularly matter, I'm just curious if there was some sort of hidden joke in Chris playing the music of an obscure alternative Christian rock band from the nineties.
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- Dec 27, 2014
It probably has to do with the fact that Brad Roberts was such a crooner, which is in stark contrast to Chris's own singing style. Though I think most likely someone was going through a personal CTD phase and thought it'd be funny to project it on Chris.
How studios take care of their 35/16mm films:
How the chandlers take care of their 8mm's full of birthday videos and god knows what:
How the chandlers take care of their 8mm's full of birthday videos and god knows what:
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Lord knows most of Bob and Barb's childhood memories are forever gone this way.How studios take care of their 35/16mm films:
How the chandlers take care of their 8mm's full of birthday videos and god knows what:
Now I wonder what new lyrics could Chris write to "Mmm Mmm Mmm"?
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Honestly, prity much anything he couldn't carry a tune in a bucket.
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- Sep 25, 2014
Once, there was this kid who
Dreamt he was eligible to be some boyfriend-free girl's friend
And when, he finally woke up,
He... Saw... lady parts all over his body!
He couldn't quite explain it,
it never used to be there!
It's dumb, but it's the best I could think of.
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Chris didn't want to make digital copies for some reason.
And so the pictures and movies from bob/barb's childhood started to become dust.
until
and they were completely gone.
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Goddamn this guy sounds almost exactly like Chris. Who is he??
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Heh, shit, that's fucking eerie.
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Yeah seriously, man. Not only sound but the incoherency and manner of speaking etc.
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Okay guys, autistic but serious question here.
For all the times he moans and bitches and constantly cries for human attention never given to him, why doesn't he just take $400 or so of his tugboat, and go out to a brothel on a Friday night?
Places like that exist for that type of interaction - not just for having sex.
For all the times he moans and bitches and constantly cries for human attention never given to him, why doesn't he just take $400 or so of his tugboat, and go out to a brothel on a Friday night?
Places like that exist for that type of interaction - not just for having sex.
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He did once.
But really, I don't think Chris actually wants social interaction or anything like that. Interacting with people is confusing and hard for Chris.
What he wants is a caretaker who also provides sex on occasion. He also doesn't have nearly enough money for regular trips to the brothel.
heyyyJackiePie
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I am bored so I decided to write down the total number of issues/hangups/red flags a sweetheart would need to overlook to date Chris. Then I decided to do the opposite. This list is somewhat prioritized with the most important items at the top. I also tried to make this list objective and not open for interpretation (e.g. his attitude, intelligence, and creepiness is harder to quantify).
Issues/hangups/red flags with dating Chris:
Issues/hangups/red flags with dating Chris:
- Autistic
- Transgender
- Reputation (famous internet lolcow)
- Childish (Legos, My Little Pony)
- Ugly
- Obese lifestyle
- Poor
- Jobless
- Refuses to work (demands to be stay-at-home spouse)
- Lives with mom (as a 34 year old)
- Criminal Record (GamePlace & GameStop)
- No real friends
- Credit card debt
- Poor familial relations
- Tugboat (guaranteed income)
- Assets (14BL)
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- Jan 9, 2016
His duck is nearly seven inches (and also no longer bent)