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Kirby said:
Do you think if this site goes down that alternatives to have in depth talks about Chris will pop up? I'll be honest, I'm getting caught up in the Keffals drama despite my best efforts because it has overtaken the whole forum but deep down I am only here because of Chris.
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If Kiwi Farms goes down permanently there's the subreddit /r/ChrisChanSonichu but Reddit sucks for its own reasons, and the subreddit tends to ask the same questions over and over again. People generally don't have a good grasp of Christory there and aren't willing to look things up on the CWCki, even when it was up. Like they're still getting hung up about the fact that there's a difference between jail and prison and basic facts of the case. There's Telegram as well. I figure since they're letting Queen Dildo of Canada run around freely and tell 70,000 people they don't have to pay their utility bills we'd probably be able talk about Chris there.

The SA Forums, where Chris was discovered, are still around. Lowtax lost control of the site, beat his wife, and killed himself. I just checked General Bullshit (GBS) there and I don't think they'd approve of the type of discussion we have here. We'd have to refer to Chris as Christine and use female pronouns and avoid calling him retarded and things that might be offensive like that. This is from the rules of GBS:
Racism, ableism and other anti-isms aren't welcome here. Again, this is not reddit. Don't use slurs of any kind. Certain words are confined to certain threads; for example, the word "cunt" may only be used in the Australia and UK threads, because we're looking at a fascinating linguistic study of what happens when a language devolves into using one single word at various intonations and they're test subjects in a lab. Don't intentionally misgender or deadname other posters, and if you do, recognize your mistake and pledge to do better.
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They've got another forum called FYAD which is much looser but it couldn't be a replacement for the Chris-chan forum here, we could maybe have like one thread there for general news about Chris and mockery of him.

Basically the Internet was better when everyone didn't have such thin skin.
 
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Chris is what brought be to these forums and if this is my last post here I'll make it talking about him. It's been 14 fucking years of Chris for me and many other people. I've moved from one forum to the next during that time but Chris has been a constant through all of it.

Chris will likely be going dark on us for a while - not even letters. Maybe the potential death of KF is a good way to put a bookend on it. The internet used to be fun and lawless but like Chris it has decayed into something grotesque and joyless. I don't mean to doompost. I've enjoyed much of this Truman Show but it seems as though the Jerkops may have us Sonichu fanatics forcibly held down for a while the same as Chris is.

I hope the CWCki can find stable hosting. I hope KF continues to exist as a place to discuss him. I hope that all girlfriend-free boys find boyfriend-free girls. Zap every day like it's your last — to the extreme — because one day, it will be.

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Kirby said:
Do you think if this site goes down that alternatives to have in depth talks about Chris will pop up? I'll be honest, I'm getting caught up in the Keffals drama despite my best efforts because it has overtaken the whole forum but deep down I am only here because of Chris.
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I think if they make any public inventations that mentions kiwi farms, like kengle did, they will be attacked.
He made a "notice to kiwifarms refugees" and pointed to the onion.

The onion is down.

I hope this gets sorted out. I hope everything goes well for null too.


Edit: onion is up, I forgot that kengle runs his sites like shit.
 
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Imagine if Chris was free now and demanding a spot in Keffals troon squad, well, shoehorning himself into it regardless of what they think. Sat on CNN clearing Ted Bundys name and inviting his new 'gal' pals round for a transbian sleep over as a bewildered anchor attempts damage control.
 
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DrNow said:
Imagine if Chris was free now and demanding a spot in Keffals troon squad, well, shoehorning himself into it regardless of what they think. Sat on CNN clearing Ted Bundys name and inviting his new 'gal' pals round for a transbian sleep over as a bewildered anchor attempts damage control.
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And gets a publishing deal for the goddess logs. The preface is the equivalent of oj's if I did it book.

"Welp, I used peanut butter.... Rosechu....... And yelled too the extreme!"
 
It's been speculated that Chris may have also had some weird chromosomal shit that makes him a weirdo besides just the autism, and even though I'm not a medical I don't think it's that outlandish of a theory.
There's a few reasons that someone could think this, the biggest one is that I personally know people with enough autism that they had a lot of issues with school and were genuinely sperglords, like Chris, who also had a much worse home life than Chris. Dude turned out fine, he's an oddball but he's fine. Chris, I think he was diagnosed as high functioning, turned out much more weird than that guy and many others with just autism and a hard life. But that's just anecdotal.
The second point, and to me more indicative of something else going on, is how weird his body was pre transition. Even considering his very unhealthy diet and lifestyle, he had absurdly developed gynecomastia. See the classic photo below, that's not even close to normal for a fat guy who only eats processed foods and never exercises. As a juicehead, that usually means you have some serious hormonal issues that cause gyno that's that developed. With AAS, it means you messed up bad with your use, but as someone like Chris who is clearly not on AAS, it's very rare and usually means something else is going on in your body. The counterpoint, and a good one, is that he could just be naturally sensitive to hormonal fluctuations and his lifestyle didn't help at all. That also happens, it's not common but it happens.
I would like if a legit medical nigga could provide insight into this theory, because there are a good amount of conditions that can both cause or contribute to a messed up body and damage the mind. But, TLDR, I think it's not unreasonable to assume that Chris may have something else going on that contributes to him acting like he does.
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IDK, it's just a thought I've seen thrown around that I think is interesting and could hold some water.
 
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Chris clearly used their Jeebus powers to get revenge on Null for not kissing him on the mouth before fuckin him by reporting him to the police like Judas did in the Bible.

I know Kiwifarms dying wouldn't be the end of Chris Chan as an internet phenomana, but it would put a pretty big dent in it. Especially since basically every other community that follows him, like the subreddit, is fuckin retarded. I do wonder what Chris will do when he gets out of jail, potentially mostly forgotten. Will he rejoice in finally being left alone or rage that people aren't buying random junk from him anymore to fund his lego buying habits?
 
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FamicomGorby said:
Chris clearly used their Jeebus powers to get revenge on Null for not kissing him on the mouth before fuckin him by reporting him to the police like Judas did in the Bible.

I know Kiwifarms dying wouldn't be the end of Chris Chan as an internet phenomana, but it would put a pretty big dent in it. Especially since basically every other community that follows him, like the subreddit, is fuckin retarded. I do wonder what Chris will do when he gets out of jail, potentially mostly forgotten. Will he rejoice in finally being left alone or rage that people aren't buying random junk from him anymore to fund his lego buying habits?
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KF may not die, exactly, but it'll just be much quieter. A lot of people won't think waiting for 20 minutes for a connection is worth it. I hope null can get us back on the clearnet eventually.
 
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A Grey Cat said:
i mean if it wasn't for the long waits and loads, I would't mind lurking in the dark coners and posting by candlelight.
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Honestly I never cared for keffals or any of their drama, I just wanted to discuss Chris, I somewhat agree with @Pointless Sperg I miss when this site was in its CWCki forums incarnation.
 
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thegooddoctor said:
Honestly I never cared for keffals or any of their drama, I just wanted to discuss Chris, I somewhat agree with @Pointless Sperg I miss when this site was in its CWCki forums incarnation.
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Chris was always the best cow. Stinkditch trannies are vile, but they have no Unclit to them. They aren't funny, they are just future true crime fodder. Pedro Lopez-s of the 21st century.
 
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The battle against the faction of trans people who are dangerous to kids is happening in the mainstream already. I don’t think we help by giving them fodder they can spin into victimhood. Rather the opposite. When your enemy is hanging himself, let him.

I just want to laugh at idiots, man.
 
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i'm really sorry if this has been asked before, tried searching it and wasn't able to find anything. what's up with that 4chan screenshot going around? just more 4chan idiocy or is there absolutely any basis for it... guessing not but i've been meaning to ask
 

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aislingspo said:
i'm really sorry if this has been asked before, tried searching it and wasn't able to find anything. what's up with that 4chan screenshot going around? just more 4chan idiocy or is there absolutely any basis for it... guessing not but i've been meaning to ask
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It's a joke from a little while ago that was immediately assumed to be true because we weren't up to debunk it.
 
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FamicomGorby said:
Saw this on r/chrischansonichu

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Fuckin moralfag posters there are insufferable.
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Yeah, that's really fucking annoying. Especially the ones who have never been on the farms, yet still insist that "fruit farm bad". I've called out their hypocrisy before... as if they aren't playing their own game of kick the autistic. :roll: Their posts about the farms and Null have been annoying but seeing them shit their pants over the cwcki is kind of amusing.
 
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