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Do we know the duration and sequence of events for his big 18th birthday?

It seems
1) prep with Barb
2) gal pals arrive and greetings
3) ate pepperoni pizza drank Pepsi
4) birthday cake
5) opening of gifts
6) viewing of Good Burger 1 hr 43 min
7) have fun?
8) goodbyes

It seems it couldn't have been very long. Is all we know from the newsletter?
 
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just some jerk said:
Do we know the duration and sequence of events for his big 18th birthday?

It seems
1) prep with Barb
2) gal pals arrive and greetings
3) ate pepperoni pizza drank Pepsi
4) birthday cake
5) opening of gifts
6) viewing of Good Burger 1 hr 43 min
7) have fun?
8) goodbyes

It seems it couldn't have been very long. Is all we know from the newsletter?
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That was pretty much it, IIRC. The gal pals weren't there for more than a few hours. Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if they started leaving the second the credits for Good Burger began to roll.
 
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Heinkel said:
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I asked the artist about it. He had never heard of Chris before I brought it up.
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Damn, I guess great minds think alike.
 
Is Chris still doing the Curse-ye-hame-ha? Specifically, I wonder if he did it against Colin after their E-Mail exchange.

just some jerk said:
Do we know the duration and sequence of events for his big 18th birthday?

It seems
1) prep with Barb
2) gal pals arrive and greetings
3) ate pepperoni pizza drank Pepsi
4) birthday cake
5) opening of gifts
6) viewing of Good Burger 1 hr 43 min
7) have fun?
8) goodbyes

It seems it couldn't have been very long. Is all we know from the newsletter?
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My personal guess is, that from an inside perspective, it felt like an eternity in some really depressing purgatory.
 
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RomanesEuntDomus said:
Is Chris still doing the Curse-ye-hame-ha? Specifically, I wonder if he did it against Colin after their E-Mail exchange.


My personal guess is, that from an inside perspective, it felt like an eternity in some really depressing purgatory.
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Wonder how much attention Chris gave his gal pals as he sat there staring at Good Burger?
 
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It's nothing new that Chris has taken every opportunity to let people know his address and phone number over the years.

Today I was watching a video from his old YouTube account, in which someone sent him a used laptop and he asks for further "donations".

I began to wonder - how much mail do you think he gets in 2016? I saw that people had sent him a bunch of zero balance gift cards recently. He was also getting letters addressed to "Pewdiepie" - whom hysterically and predictably - he had no clue who Pewdiepie is.

Do you think anyone sends him actual gifts or money these days? You'd think he'd post "thank you" videos and such, but then again - he's so damned greedy and selfish he probably wouldn't take the time away from his vidya and toys to do so.

What do you guys think?
 
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Im pretty sure Barb is his mail clerk of sorts. She gets the mail and answers the door since she owns the downstairs of 14 BC to tell :julay:s to fuck off after first getting their names.

Barb said:
Is that Matthew Noble? As in N-O-B-L-E?
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So if you're thinking of mailing a tupperware full of manure again, it might not work this time.
 
OrneryPossum said:
Well he obviously opens his mail - there has to be SOME good that comes thru the 14 Branchland Ct mailbox.
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It's been stated in the past that they more or less burn the fan letters they receive in the backyard, or did when Bob was alive.
 
RomanesEuntDomus said:
Is Chris still doing the Curse-ye-hame-ha? Specifically, I wonder if he did it against Colin after their E-Mail exchange.
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To my knowledge, he still "curses" people. I'm not certain that he does the curse-ye-ha-me-ha any more, though. I think a lot of it is lego voodoo, wishing really hard, trying to will ghosts to haunt people, and things like that.

I honestly can't remember the last time that he referenced the curse-ye-ha-me-ha, now that I think about it.
 
@Marvin did you have contact with the Wallflower before he rescue during that faithful day at the mall?
Since the Wallflower was probably the only girl who was actually interested in Chris in terms of actually grooming a relationship, did she contact "the trolls" becaus she wanted out?
 
January Cyst said:
@Marvin did you have contact with the Wallflower before he rescue during that faithful day at the mall?
Since the Wallflower was probably the only girl who was actually interested in Chris in terms of actually grooming a relationship, did she contact "the trolls" becaus she wanted out?
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The man in the pickle suit rescued Emma (an accomplice), not the wallflower.
 
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January Cyst said:
@Marvin did you have contact with the Wallflower before he rescue during that faithful day at the mall?
Since the Wallflower was probably the only girl who was actually interested in Chris in terms of actually grooming a relationship, did she contact "the trolls" becaus she wanted out?
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What @Morbid Boredom said (although Emily was the girl I rescued).

Heh, now, the wallflower story was very funny for different reasons. So, Chris made friends with the Wallflower at some event for awkward adults. They were legitimately friends at first, but they both had very different conceptions of where they wanted the friendship to go. Chris was very desperate for a physical relationship. On the other hand, the Wallflower was completely uninterested in playing "hide the pickle" with Chris (or anyone at all, most likely).

We found, on her facebook, a picture of her with a dark skinned fellow. We sent that picture to Chris from Tito, claiming that it was actually Tito in that picture, and that Tito was banging the Wallflower. Chris thought we stole the Wallflower from him. So Chris goes straight to the Wallflower saying "please, don't dump me!!1 (:_( tito is a jerk". Now, this is the best part: the Wallflower played into our setup perfectly. When Chris started complaining about Tito, she didn't say "who's tito?" She just said "Leave me and Tito alone!" without any prompting from us. It was great.
 
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Marvin said:
What @Morbid Boredom said (although Emily was the girl I rescued).

Heh, now, the wallflower story was very funny for different reasons. So, Chris made friends with the Wallflower at some event for awkward adults. They were legitimately friends at first, but they both had very different conceptions of where they wanted the friendship to go. Chris was very desperate for a physical relationship. On the other hand, the Wallflower was completely uninterested in playing "hide the pickle" with Chris (or anyone at all, most likely).

We found, on her facebook, a picture of her with a dark skinned fellow. We sent that picture to Chris from Tito, claiming that it was actually Tito in that picture, and that Tito was banging the Wallflower. Chris thought we stole the Wallflower from him. So Chris goes straight to the Wallflower saying "please, don't dump me!!1 (:_( tito is a jerk". Now, this is the best part: the Wallflower played into our setup perfectly. When Chris started complaining about Tito, she didn't say "who's tito?" She just said "Leave me and Tito alone!" without any prompting from us. It was great.
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The video where Chris goes "C'mon. Damian. Damian Antaria. Give me a break! You know my, I don't want to be back in a situation where I'm, that desperate I got... Go as far as to pay a hundred dollars for a damn hooker. Give me a breaaak!! I'm a 28-year-old high-functioning autistic virgin! I'm in a hell of my own! *sigh* C'mon, please? Pleeeeaaaase?" is pure comedy gold. For all the wrong reasons, too.

How much troll involvement was there to make Chris create the Surfshack Tito videos anyway?
 
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