I doubt he knows what gratitude and thankfulness truly are. He has the understanding of a small tyrannical child when it comes to things like this. He’s probably “thankful” for his imaginary family and the millions of worshippers he thinks he has.
Chris's retarded curse was so retarded it bounced off its targets and came back to curse-ye him in his fat ass.
The effects of the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha seem to only work on the caster.
Think it was a Tweet where he might have just fell/slipped in the shower then blamed it on an entity from another dimension.
You know, part of me thought after Chris was arrested, I was expecting a gathering of no more than 5 weens outside the court to 'protest' on behalf of Chris, and gaining attention that the news might come in and record the whole event. Chris isn't even worth that.
I guess weens realized how fucked it would be to advocate for the release of someone who banged his own mom, even as a joke, and decided against it.
At first I thought he was making it up, but then he said Magichan was a witness.
Oh god my it wasn't an evil Sonichu, It was Sonic.exe and an evil Sonichu.
I don't know if it's Sonic.exe specifically, the fan's OC "Exiled Sonichu" seems to have the nickname "X" as well.
It's extremely autistic to read, especially if you are not a fan of Sonic in general.
That is the most unoriginal shit I've saw from a fan of the "series".
Personally, I'm assuming she's still at her sister Harriet's. Barb has no car, so what's she going to do? Thanks to Chris and weens, no one will deliver to 14 BLC. Currently, if she's still at her house, Barb would be laying around all day (even during the times she did have a car).
I believe the last time we heard about her status was when some idiot from Reddit bothered her at 14BC
Even if you remove all internet influence so no delusional incest saga, Chris would basically remain in his classic form so he'd be a creepy, pants shitting cum drinker, and probably also in jail for violating a no-contact order for some young woman he stalked at the mall. It's easy to forget that even pre-contact Classic Chris was already a disgusting dysfunctional pervert. People that say trolls ruined Chris's life don't realize that Chris's life was already ruined by his parents.
Which is why Barb is where she is now. As you said, even if Chris wasn't found be the net, he'd still be Chris. Hell, he may have had more romps with Barb even earlier than 2020. As Geno Samuel put it: "What made 'her' this way?" - it was mainly Barb and her lack of parenting/apathy towards her child (children if you include Cole). She living alone with no one to care for her, and she's probably (in my assumption) waiting for death.
…I thought the cum drinking came after the trolls. Did he think that up himself? Sweet lord….
It means she was alone at 14blc at one time. Before the wreck, iirc. It’s unlikely she’s there by herself now, though she’s a stubborn ass so it’s possible. Maybe a nurse was hired to look in on her.
Chris drinking his own navy was one of the few things not troll induced. Yes, he would think of doing that himself given his perverse, hypersexual nature. I believe the first thing that was troll influenced was the sports bra.
I'd hate to be that nurse who also has to look out for the weens; they wouldn't pay that person enough.
