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Second-Hand Boat Supplies said:
If he actually had hallucinations, they would not always be to his benefit. He’s never claimed to see something scary or anything he didn’t want to see; it’s always sonichu telling him he’s doing a great job and that he has super powers or something
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He said an evil Sonichu attacked him in the shower so he hit it with a shampoo bottle and luckily Magichan fended him off
 
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Debbie Macomber said:
He said an evil Sonichu attacked him in the shower so he hit it with a shampoo bottle and luckily Magichan fended him off
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Yes, he did say that. Was one of his weirder episodes.
Pickle Inspector said:
This doesn't look like a man who has time to mess with a crazy tranny:
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Although IIRC it was more his identical twin brother who was into the trolling and no idea what he's up to.
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Wasn't it the other way around? Doctor Liquid was the troll, he's married to Kacey, Brother was just the singer, he became a youtuber for a bit and got married to someone else.

Still, they're both doing much better than Chris by every conceivable metric.
 
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Debbie Macomber said:
He said an evil Sonichu attacked him in the shower so he hit it with a shampoo bottle and luckily Magichan fended him off
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Yes, but the perspective matters. I would argue that the point of that story is "I imagined defeating evil sonichu with the help of my pal magichan!" which is a happy fantasy at the end of the day. I will believe Chris is genuinely psychotically delusional when he does something along the lines of scream "make evil sonichu go away! help me, make it stop!"

Chris is obviously intensely socially handicapped which makes him cope with fantasy to such an unhealthy extent but that's different from uncontrollable delusions
 
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"Dear Honorable Judge, I have had much difficult in speaking with my lawyer of this current dimmension, C-1218. But thanks to inter-dimensional travel vis-a-vie meditation, I have been able to speak with my C-197 lawyer, Marvey Blaziken. C-197, of course, being the universe where the platonic ideal of all "fictional" shows, movies, books and video games, exist in harmony. Marvey Blaziken himself is a so-called "parody" of the american cartoon character Harvey Birdman, attourney at law. However, Marvey, instead of being half-man half-bird, is half-man half-pokemon, specifically a Blaziken. But I digress.

After carefully consulting with my C-197 attourney, who is well versed in the legal systems of both this world and his home dimension, with have mutally come to the conclusion as of now that I should attempt to contact you directly via a letter. I am writing this correspondence with you in hopes that you will hear my plea.

Currently, the universe will believe is our own is slowly fading away, merging with the true dimension of C-197. During this trying time, many dastardly supervillains from both sides of the universe's Iron Curtain will be coming up with nefarious plans to use the dimensional merge to their advantage and take over the universe. While astral projecting to C-197, I, along with my allies -- a reformed Tony "Scarface" Montana and his nephew, Marco Diaz, as well as Princess Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jenny "XJ9" Wakeman, and a superpowered George Costanza, have been on the trail of a particularly nefarious enemy known as Akan, whose horrific acts have been chronicled in the film "Hardcore Henry." We have come to believe that he will launch a brazen and cowardly attack on the United States while I, Christine Antonio Nuevo Ricardo Weston Chandler Sonichu aka CPU Goddess Blueheart, aka Yesuha, the one true god, am preoccupied with the trial.

I hereby humbly request that I be released from custody at this time, so that I and my companions will be able to make the preperations necessary to help the world during this difficult transition period, wherein I will be able to protect all true lovers and supporters while all the toxic, haters, back-talkers, manipulators and trolls and defeated and stopped from their villanious ways. After the merge is over, my and Marvey Blaziken have agreed that it would be best to continue the trial. However, it may take some time to start up again, as the new laws and orders of C-197 are different from current US law, and it will take some time for hte legal experts of our own world to catch up.

On the accompanying piece of paper I delivered with this note, there is a tracing of my own hand with magical runes drawn on the plam and each of the fingers, if you would be so open-minded as to place your hand upon it and meditate, I believe you will see visions of what I am talking about, and come to believe my powers to be true. Please, do not be like the prejudiced and hateful Judge Stephen Wexler, who, as chronicled in Ghostbusters 2, did not believe in ghosts and was unfairly prejudiced against the ghostbusters, only to find he needed their aide when it was proven ghosts were real and caused chaos in the courtroom.

With many blessings,
CPU Blueheart"
 
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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
Chris has said in a jail letter that he showers every other day and uses women's deodorant and that he's keeping very clean.
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He showers daily in jail. How much he showered outside of jail (when he was supposedly attacked) is unknown.
Therealhomor said:
But thanks to inter-dimensional travel vis-a-vie meditation, I have been able to speak with my C-197 lawyer, Marvey Blaziken
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If Chris tried to get Marvey to represent him, would that count as waiving his right to a public defender? I assume no because I trust the judge to immediately shoot it down, but I wish it could happen because wow Heilberg is too good for Chris.
 
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Jon Osterman said:
If Chris tried to get Marvey to represent him, would that count as waiving his right to a public defender? I assume no because I trust the judge to immediately shoot it down, but I wish it could happen because wow Heilberg is too good for Chris.
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I know you have a legal right to defend yourself despite how much of a bad idea it is, but would the legal system allow you to use an imaginary friend as a lawyer?
 
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What is going on inside Chris' head right now?
 
As much as I understand why he did it, I'm still REALLY MAD at Heilberg for sealing the case and closing the court motions to the public. He deprived us of a lot of entertainment and joy, and it's not like Chris deserves or even values his own privacy.
 
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As basic as you can get, but the nasally "I'm workin' on it!". I often find myself saying it when doing stuff IRL because it's just so darned versatile.

Second place is probably "I'm as wild as a serial raper." I know it's technically a quote from renowned "troll" JenkinsJinkies, but I just have no idea what could compel a person to compare themselves to a rapist as a a positive thing in any context and it's funny as hell to me lmao.
 
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Monkey Pink said:
As much as I understand why he did it, I'm still REALLY MAD at Heilberg for sealing the case and closing the court motions to the public.
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Be mad at the goddamn weens for being so annoying and disruptive Heilberg thought it was necessary.

Monkey Pink said:
He deprived us of a lot of entertainment and joy, and it's not like Chris deserves or even values his own privacy.
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No, but Heilberg already has to deal with one screetching demanding retard. That’s enough.

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Second place is probably "I'm as wild as a serial raper." I know it's technically a quote from renowned "troll" JenkinsJinkies, but I just have no idea what could compel a person to compare themselves to a rapist as a a positive thing in any context and it's funny as hell to me lmao.
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Because that’s what he thinks real trolls are like. He thinks that’s how they talk.
 
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Therealhomor said:
"Dear Honorable Judge, I have had much difficult in speaking with my lawyer of this current dimmension, C-1218. But thanks to inter-dimensional travel vis-a-vie meditation, I have been able to speak with my C-197 lawyer, Marvey Blaziken. C-197, of course, being the universe where the platonic ideal of all "fictional" shows, movies, books and video games, exist in harmony. Marvey Blaziken himself is a so-called "parody" of the american cartoon character Harvey Birdman, attourney at law. However, Marvey, instead of being half-man half-bird, is half-man half-pokemon, specifically a Blaziken. But I digress.

After carefully consulting with my C-197 attourney, who is well versed in the legal systems of both this world and his home dimension, with have mutally come to the conclusion as of now that I should attempt to contact you directly via a letter. I am writing this correspondence with you in hopes that you will hear my plea.

Currently, the universe will believe is our own is slowly fading away, merging with the true dimension of C-197. During this trying time, many dastardly supervillains from both sides of the universe's Iron Curtain will be coming up with nefarious plans to use the dimensional merge to their advantage and take over the universe. While astral projecting to C-197, I, along with my allies -- a reformed Tony "Scarface" Montana and his nephew, Marco Diaz, as well as Princess Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jenny "XJ9" Wakeman, and a superpowered George Costanza, have been on the trail of a particularly nefarious enemy known as Akan, whose horrific acts have been chronicled in the film "Hardcore Henry." We have come to believe that he will launch a brazen and cowardly attack on the United States while I, Christine Antonio Nuevo Ricardo Weston Chandler Sonichu aka CPU Goddess Blueheart, aka Yesuha, the one true god, am preoccupied with the trial.

I hereby humbly request that I be released from custody at this time, so that I and my companions will be able to make the preperations necessary to help the world during this difficult transition period, wherein I will be able to protect all true lovers and supporters while all the toxic, haters, back-talkers, manipulators and trolls and defeated and stopped from their villanious ways. After the merge is over, my and Marvey Blaziken have agreed that it would be best to continue the trial. However, it may take some time to start up again, as the new laws and orders of C-197 are different from current US law, and it will take some time for hte legal experts of our own world to catch up.

On the accompanying piece of paper I delivered with this note, there is a tracing of my own hand with magical runes drawn on the plam and each of the fingers, if you would be so open-minded as to place your hand upon it and meditate, I believe you will see visions of what I am talking about, and come to believe my powers to be true. Please, do not be like the prejudiced and hateful Judge Stephen Wexler, who, as chronicled in Ghostbusters 2, did not believe in ghosts and was unfairly prejudiced against the ghostbusters, only to find he needed their aide when it was proven ghosts were real and caused chaos in the courtroom.

With many blessings,
CPU Blueheart"
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A super powered George Costanza?

Is it finally time for the Summer of George?
 
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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
Chris has said in a jail letter that he showers every other day and uses women's deodorant and that he's keeping very clean.
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I can't believe it took him this long to accept hygiene into his normal routine. I'm assuming because Chris thought women are the more cleaner of the genders, that he should 'keep up with appearances.' even though he still lives like a slob. I'm also assuming Chris showers privately since the jail ID's him as a male. He either has to shower with the other males, or the jail has made certain concessions to have the showers just for OPL at certain times of the day.
 
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