Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[ZehnBoat]

Chris is someone who was basically born in a hole as far as relationships go, and has since spent his life digging the hole deeper and deeper. He is pushing the limits of how completely undesirable it is possible for a human to be.

and the sad thing is
he's more desirable than some of the other lolcows
or maybe it's a good thing? I dunno

 

[IV 445]

and the sad thing is
he's more desirable than some of the other lolcows
or maybe it's a good thing? I dunno

I don't think so, even Phil is getting some these days, though it is only with other d00dz.

Chris will always be the lolcow king.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I don't think so, even Phil is getting some these days, though it is only with other d00dz.

Chris will always be the lolcow king.

and i just realized i was using a word the wrong way

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Stupid question but no shit too minor.

Has Chris ever considered plastic surgery, in a way to appear more feminine?

He's got the (endless only to him) you know, so he has the funds to consider it.

Or, i dunno what I am saying, can the pay for $7000 worth of procedure? He will turn himself into a girl straight into debt.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Has Chris ever considered plastic surgery, in a way to appear more feminine?

I'm sure he has considered it
but thinks it's unneeded
so he just slapped on the "I'm the perfect form of a woman" excuse on himself so he doesn't have to do it.

EDIT: no wait
I mean he slapped the excuse to avoid using up spending money
THEN he thinks it's unneeded

after all, he needed that PS4 not surgery

 

[alterid]

In the Jackie emails Chris says that when Barb forcibly cut his hair he resorted to wearing a wig to disguise the mess she made. Has anyone ever seen this wig or a picture of Chris wearing it? I'm curious as to where he got it. I wonder if it was a part of the hoard that he appropriated.

 

[GV 998]

I'm sure he has considered it
but thinks it's unneeded
so he just slapped on the "I'm the perfect form of a woman" excuse on himself so he doesn't have to do it.

EDIT: no wait
I mean he slapped the excuse to avoid using up spending money
THEN he thinks it's unneeded

after all, he needed that PS4 not surgery

Agreed. Also, he needs to keep his horrible duck (which he hates) if he wants to have his beautiful daughter "Crystal". He mentioned in the Father Call that he doesn't want to adopt, the kid must be his own.

I question what is more important to him. Finding a sweetheart, or being a "woman". Because if the sweetheart thing is more important to you, you're really hurting your chances of finding a straight woman that will want to be with you. I'm not saying it's impossible, but most straight women are not going to want to put up with that kind of drama, which can be potentially embarrassing when, say, she introduces Chris to her family. And that is just the TIP of the embarrassment iceberg that is CWC. There's a whole boatload of other issues he has that is an immediate repellent to most women.

And he's certainly not going to attract lesbians (although he seems to think it's a possibility). It doesn't matter that you consider yourself a woman, you still have a dick and lesbians aren't into that.

Honestly, the only type of person I could see being attracted to Chris are gay men that are into slobs.

I'm probably wasting my breath anyway. Everything about Chris: his fashion, his health, his personal views, his childish behavior, his unrivaled laziness; just cement that nobody in their right mind will ever want to enter into a relationship with him

 

[Marvin]

Agreed. Also, he needs to keep his horrible duck (which he hates) if he wants to have his beautiful daughter "Crystal". He mentioned in the Father Call that he doesn't want to adopt, the kid must be his own.

He's freezing his jizz for the future deducking.

I question what is more important to him. Finding a sweetheart, or being a "woman".

Chris refuses to accept the premise that it might even possibly come down to that decision.

And he's certainly not going to attract lesbians (although he seems to think it's a possibility). It doesn't matter that you consider yourself a woman, you still have a dick and lesbians aren't into that.

Well, strictly speaking, it isn't impossible. By definition, it's possible for a cis, lesbian woman to accept that a transwoman qualifies as a real woman, and thus be attracted to her, despite them possessing a dick.

But that's the whole problem. The whole problem is that it is technically possible, with a flexible enough definition of "woman". It's just barely possible enough to keep Chris futilely pursuing this silly goal forever.

Chris can't accept / refuses to accept the unlikelihood of it. Chris thinks that he can make it work, and even worse, he thinks it'll be super easy to pull off. With his 5 oclock shadow and his receding hairline. In Charlottesville. In the trash heap that is 14BC. With Barn and the hell hounds hanging around.

 

[GV 998]

He's freezing his jizz for the future deducking.

Chris refuses to accept the premise that it might even possibly come down to that decision.

Well, strictly speaking, it isn't impossible. By definition, it's possible for a cis, lesbian woman to accept that a transwoman qualifies as a real woman, and thus be attracted to her, despite them possessing a dick.

But that's the whole problem. The whole problem is that it is technically possible, with a flexible enough definition of "woman". It's just barely possible enough to keep Chris futilely pursuing this silly goal forever.

Chris can't accept / refuses to accept the unlikelihood of it. Chris thinks that he can make it work, and even worse, he thinks it'll be super easy to pull off. With his 5 oclock shadow and his receding hairline. In Charlottesville. In the trash heap that is 14BC. With Barn and the hell hounds hanging around.

Fair enough. I will grant you it's technically possible for a lesbian woman to be in a relationship with him.......If Chris were actually attractive. And wasn't a giant manchild who would rather spend his life painting amiibos and building lego representations of his high school.

I fail to see how Chris' "prophetic" dreams wash in his head, where he thinks he's going to be a father that has some vague "office" job.

By the way, I love that that's as high as his star seems to shoot, realistically. He'll be a dad, and have a 9 to 5 job.

Chris is so inconsistent that it pisses me off sometimes. Sometimes he is dreaming of making Sonichu into a media empire, and then sometimes, he's just some office grunt that is working to put food on the table for his family (which is not at all a bad ambition to have)

Actually, it makes me wonder if these "dreams" of him living a relatively normal, and anonymous life are brief moments of clarity. Like he realizes he isn't really famous, and the fame he does have is the kind no one in their right mind should want, and Sonichu is never going to go anywhere. In those dreams, he fantasizes about just being an average guy with an average job, which he might have had if it weren't for the circumstances of his upbringing and his bad decisions.

 

[Marvin]

Fair enough. I will grant you it's technically possible for a lesbian woman to be in a relationship with him.......If Chris were actually attractive. And wasn't a giant manchild who would rather spend his life painting amiibos and building lego representations of his high school.

I mean, you're right. Even if Chris was attractive, it'd still be very rare to find a cis lesbian who'd be interested in a pre-op transwoman. But because it's not technically impossible, that's all Chris needs to hear to continue chasing his retarded dream.

I fail to see how Chris' "prophetic" dreams wash in his head, where he thinks he's going to be a father that has some vague "office" job.

By the way, I love that that's as high as his star seems to shoot, realistically. He'll be a dad, and have a 9 to 5 job.

Chris is so inconsistent that it pisses me off sometimes. Sometimes he is dreaming of making Sonichu into a media empire, and then sometimes, he's just some office grunt that is working to put food on the table for his family (which is not at all a bad ambition to have)

Actually, it makes me wonder if these "dreams" of him living a relatively normal, and anonymous life are brief moments of clarity. Like he realizes he isn't really famous, and the fame he does have is the kind no one in their right mind should want, and Sonichu is never going to go anywhere. In those dreams, he fantasizes about just being an average guy with an average job, which he might have had if it weren't for the circumstances of his upbringing and his bad decisions.

I think those two dreams come from different sources. The 9-5 white collar office job is what Chris has come to expect based on what television tells him. It's the 2.5 kids, white picket fence, housewife+salaryman cliche. Chris just assumed that's what he'd do when he grew up because that's the default to him.

Of course, as time went on, he started thinking about what he really wanted, not just what he thought would be expected of him. And what Chris wants is to play with toys all day while his hot wife does all the hard things in life. Oh sure, Chris intends to contribute. He'd be the house husband! He'd do the housework. That's just like a few minutes with a feather duster, and then he's done, right? It's toy-time now, right?

 

[GV 998]

I mean, you're right. Even if Chris was attractive, it'd still be very rare to find a cis lesbian who'd be interested in a pre-op transwoman. But because it's not technically impossible, that's all Chris needs to hear to continue chasing his retarded dream.

I think those two dreams come from different sources. The 9-5 white collar office job is what Chris has come to expect based on what television tells him. It's the 2.5 kids, white picket fence, housewife+salaryman cliche. Chris just assumed that's what he'd do when he grew up because that's the default to him.

Of course, as time went on, he started thinking about what he really wanted, not just what he thought would be expected of him. And what Chris wants is to play with toys all day while his hot wife does all the hard things in life. Oh sure, Chris intends to contribute. He'd be the house husband! He'd do the housework. That's just like a few minutes with a feather duster, and then he's done, right? It's toy-time now, right?

Oh god... I forgot about that! That he believes he's just going to be a house husband. And you're spot on with him thinking " Mmm,Yeah. I'll do housework...and....mmm...co-... I'll do the cooking... That only takes about 30 mon...thirty minutes...mm..yeah. That leaves plenty of time to play some Lego Dimensions"

 

[Picklechu]

Honestly, the only type of person I could see being attracted to Chris are gay men that are into slobs.

IIRC, some of his tomgirl pictures were used on some MTV (?) show, and the only person on the panel (or whatever it was) who would even consider dating him was the gay guy.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Did Chris in some way or form aknowledge that 2015 came and went without a Crystal (or Lovely Weather anywhere in sight?)

He's freezing his jizz for the future deducking.

Which raises a question:
Did he jizz into the container and sealed it or is he planning to "fill it up", one shot of at a time?

He'd be the house husband! He'd do the housework. That's just like a few minutes with a feather duster, and then he's done, right? It's toy-time now, right?

Thanks for giving me the mental image of Chris in a Maid outfit. My life just felt so empty without that horror looming over me whenever I dare go to sleep.

 

[Marvin]

Did Chris in some way or form aknowledge that 2015 came and went without a Crystal (or Lovely Weather anywhere in sight?)

Nah. I think we took that date as a specific premonition more seriously than Chris himself did.

Which raises a question:
Did he jizz into the container and sealed it or is he planning to "fill it up", one shot of at a time?

I think he's got multiple containers.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Nah. I think we took that date as a specific premonition more seriously than Chris himself did.

Don't know when Chris first said he'd have a gf/daughter by 2015, but I assume that was at least 6 years ago.
I always assumed it's just some vague "in the not so distant future".
I'd like to know if Chris has a new date when his Daughter will be a reality (basically replacing "by 2015" with -say- "by 2020"). Most likely, it's just an even more vague idea of "sometime in the future, I will finally learn the cheatcode to obtain a girlfriend and that will fix all my problems!".

Strangely, Chris took his dream rather seriously, where the Grim Reaper personally told him his father would make it till 2015 and was genuinely mad for it turn out false.
Then again, a future can always contain a possible daughter, yet once a parent dies, that's a sad fact that will never change.

 

[Ravenor]

@Marvin Silly question but you know the way considers himself a ultra cute sexy lesbian, would you say there is any millage in getting the idea into his head his become attractive to men? If not why not and if there is what do you think his reaction would be?

 

[Marvin]

@Marvin Silly question but you know the way considers himself a ultra cute sexy lesbian, would you say there is any millage in getting the idea into his head his become attractive to men? If not why not and if there is what do you think his reaction would be?

Probably pretty disgusted. He wouldn't be flattered unless he could think of a way to profit off of it. Compliments that don't benefit him aren't useful to him.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

When Chris is doing a Live video, is he even aware he is live? Because he doesnt have any structure in his videos for it, and the live videos end pretty quickly.

 

[Silver]

Just noticed this from the Vivitheg AIM chat (which took place late 2008, during the PandaHalo time):

CWCSonichu: I'm on the CWCSonichu AIM only, to wait for Megan to reveal her real self to me.
CWCSonichu: not yet.
VIVItheG: what, real self?
CWCSonichu: you see, an impostor likely has hacked into her old yahoo e-mail account, and has been sending me e-mails; I can tell in the messages of those e-mails that they were coming from the impostor.
CWCSonichu: I know that Megan may still have her AIM account name, so I'm waiting to talk to her
through there, so I can update her on the recent events for real, if possible.
VIVItheG: Chris...I...I don't know what to say
CWCSonichu: it's alright.
VIVItheG: Didn't megan make herself clear that she wanted to stop talking to you?
VIVItheG: I'm only going by what those e-mails said
VIVItheG: but i have no idea what happened in real life
VIVItheG: so other things could have happened
CWCSonichu: I've actually talked to her through the AIM a few weeks ago; it's all okay between her and me as just friends now. :-)

That last line. This was late 2008, so it was well after shecameforcwc and the related fallout, which... as far as I'm aware, was just the end for Megan and Chris? So... what is this referring to? Was Chris talking to an impostor, did he misinterpret anything Megan said as "being friends", or was he just straight lying? @Marvin do you know anything about this

 

[Marvin]

Just noticed this from the Vivitheg AIM chat (which took place late 2008, during the PandaHalo time):



That last line. This was late 2008, so it was well after shecameforcwc and the related fallout, which... as far as I'm aware, was just the end for Megan and Chris? So... what is this referring to? Was Chris talking to an impostor, did he misinterpret anything Megan said as "being friends", or was he just straight lying? @Marvin do you know anything about this

Pretty sure none of us actually took over her email...

For years Chris has given e-girlfriends passwords to things like his PSN, we'd leak everything, ruin everything, and then the e-girlfriend would say "oh shit, Chris, you got hacked". And then he'd change his password and give his new password to the e-girlfriend.

So he probably just thought that "hacking" was the norm and there was a chance Megan still wanted his bent duck.

Any reconciliation he's referring to is her just saying something like "... fine, we're cool, just stop talking to me..." I'm guessing.