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Serious question for longtime trolls and Christorians:
Can you make him rap?
Can you make him rap?
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Mr Zero
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In 2030 if Chris is somehow still alive and making videos will people still care? Will there still be updates and 20 pages of discussion for threads on here everytime he makes a new video? Even actual celebrities like Fred Durst had millions of fans but 15 years later no one cares about him anymore and he is just back to his normal life. Will this happen to Chris chan or will he end up living the rest of his life with internet strangers following his every move.?
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People have been following him for like 10 years dude, even when he wasnt doing anything. They aren't giving up anytime soon.
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It might be fascinating in other ways. Imagine a 75 year old who still acts like a 12 year old from the 90s. Holy shit.
Ray Streip
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I've already been teaching my children about him, the future of Chris-chan is secure!
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when he turns 35 the curse will be lifted and he becomes free
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Change that to 1940's and you have Barb. Chris seems to be taking up the mantle, he's getting the crazy cat lady look down pretty well.
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I don't think we'll get tired of Chris because Chris always finds new and interesting ways to fascinate us. I mean, just a few days ago he uploaded a video of himself fondling his manboobs with absolutely no provocation.
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He's called OPL for a reason. There's still no other cow that even comes close to when Chris makes a new video, so he just is the ultimate lolcow for so many reasons.
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If the PaRappa contest was anything to go by, it'd be safer if he didn't.
I often wonder with Chris if all his lesbian fantasies are him trying to play the to role he's adopted. Part of me thinks he has a pretty significant degree of autogynephilia. Where the idea of him being an attractive thin young woman is what he's actually interested, with the rest just being the "job" of what he's chosen to be.
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I'm merging this into Random Questions because there's no need for it.
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Chris is practically the internet's spokesman for autism, shitty drawings, and unhealthy obsessions with entertainment media. His reputation probably won't die even after he dies, simply because he's so iconic.
Karen Riley
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Well he's already 'rapped,' in 'iPods Down and Listen Up,' which were supposedly lyrics of his own, and there's also his entrance in the Parappa the Rapper contest if the former video wasn't enough to put you off. Chris trying to rap is just as autistic as anything else musically that he tries to do, I'd have no complaints if he never rapped again.
Has anybody else found themselves feeling quite bored of CWC since he got his PS4? I mean sure there's the occasional live video, but all of them feel like he's just fulfilling some kind of obligation that's getting in the way of him playing video games, he hasn't even made a Facebook post in ages. I'm worried after his strong start we're now set for a boring CWC year, and all of that is down to him sinking a hell of a lot of time into his PS4.
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I really want Chris to rewrite Fuck Tha Police to be about his experiences with cops and mallcops. Like, people think that troll influenced videos are bad, but I don't know about that. I think the source of a video is a red herring. I think the best videos, whether trolls came up with the initial idea or not, are the ones where you can get Chris passionate about something. Videos where Chris forgets he's got a script and agenda for the video, and he just starts ranting. Those are the best. I bet Fuck Tha Police, rewritten to be about cops abusing autists, would be magical.
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At the end of the Breast Massage video, Chris mentioned he will be opening another shop to offer 'attire and gift products'. And that other people were getting paid to work on it! So we may soon see Chris as a shrewd business mogul. If it ever happens. We will hopefully get to see some Chris designed clothing and see how he applies his craft to the world of fashion.
The silver lining of the PS4 is that he has easy access to the camera. I guess the year will be like the last few weeks: periods of inactivity spiked with misguided naked videos.
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Imagine if the Greene County school board could see Chris now. I bet they'd be I-told-you-soing the crap outta Barb.
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Does Michael Snyder keeps himself updated on Chris?
Given how he made comments on youtube while the GAMe PLACe saga was ongoing.
Given how he made comments on youtube while the GAMe PLACe saga was ongoing.
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Chris completed Lego Dimensions.
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Well guys 6 months have past and Chris hasn't done anything to draw the ire of the police. So as of today Chris' probation is over (which had he slipped up he would have been in prison on a suspended sentence). This was the last thing Chris had hanging over his head after the December 26, 2014 Gamestop episode. He is now truly scott free (for now).
Anybody want to discuss this or add to what I have said?
Anybody want to discuss this or add to what I have said?
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Great! Hopefully he'll feel that's a license to get in more trouble.