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My understanding is it was over a period of time, and I believe this was before the vehicular assault.
So, it's was business as usual for Chris: get money from the tugboat/patreon/shitty merch, and then just gradually spend it on the usual, plus extortion. Wow.

Chris was pretty lucky that Null organized that GoFundMe when he did, because Chris wouldn't know how to set it up himself. Then of course the incest happened, and that 5K was gone faster than a Boyfriend-Free Girl.
 
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but I highly doubt he found his way into some secret local group of D&D players that somehow brought him into an adventure, and let him merge a character into his Mary Sue, completely bonkers powerful one he came up with.
If we're talking about the same tweet, are you saying he made up the other group just to try and get back at the End Games?
I'll give you that, somewhat. I meant professionally. Even Chris' floorplans for his own city and office were as misshapen as his usual drawing style. He never did another floorplan again.
Nah don't worry it was mainly a joke that the only thing he used his CAD for was a massive Mayor's office and shopping mall. He claimed it also helped him design maps for Cwcville but the maps aren't to scale nor were they made using CAD so who the hell knows.
 
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He claimed it also helped him design maps for Cwcville but the maps aren't to scale nor were they made using CAD so who the hell knows.
You'd think for as much time as Chris has used a computer (mostly for internet use and building his atrocious webpage), yet Bob never installed CAD software for Chris to use. Going back to when Bob had mentioned due to Chris' 'tism, Chris was able to 'master' the commadore system, which ended up being a lie to boost Chris' confidence. I think Bob thought "Well, my son isn't interested after spending 5 years getting this degree. Time to get you on SSDI."

But yeah, from the get go, it was obvious Chris was going to amount to nothing (well, other than making people on the internet laugh at his antics). And everything in his life was failure, after failure, after failure. As I said before, Chris had multiple chances to correct his behavior and better himself, but since his saw himself and his 'talents' as perfect, and that he was taught by his parents that he's always right, and the rest of the world is wrong, he didn't feel the need to bother to.
 
If we're talking about the same tweet, are you saying he made up the other group just to try and get back at the End Games?
Christian Weston Chandler making something up to spite someplace that gave him consequences for his shit behavior? 100% I do.

“All Inclusive?” HA! They wouldn’t know All-Inclusive if it hit them with a mallet that said “Inclusive” on it. They Sullied their reputation BAD when they banned me in ‘18. @TheEndGames
"This store just put themselves in the toilet because they banned ME! Goddess Chris Chan! How dare they! Oh my Chris! I'll show them, I'll find my own special gaming group that accepts me and gets me Gal-Pals and blow!"

It's just a middle aged tard out, about how sorry they'll be because Chris isn't there to elevate their store to the goddess dimension.
 
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If it wasn't for his dad 'helping' him through college, Chris would be sorting glass. Although Chris did graduate, he didn't do a damned thing with his degree (technically certificate). So, really, you can scrub Chris' entire college years, and things still would've been the same.
He got both a certificate and an associate's degree.
I'll give you that, somewhat. I meant professionally. Even Chris' floorplans for his own city and office were as misshapen as his usual drawing style. He never did another floorplan again.
I think Chris made the floorplans for his mall and office because they're not competently made. He seemed to have figured out that it's easier to make things in his CAD software if he sticks to walls of multiples of a certain length, so he stuck with multiples of 6 feet for the mayor's office and 12 feet for the mall, but still messed it up in a few places. For example, one of the sides of his JCPenny (sic) is 216'7.5" which is only slightly off from that multiple of 12, indicating that he tried to make it 216 feet but messed it up with his mouse and then couldn't figure out how to fix it and still make other things connect.

Chris was more concerned about choosing which stores should belong in his mall, seemingly failing to understand that various businesses rent space in a mall rather than being selected by some totalitarian architect-deity. So he filled it with lots of stores for toys, video games, and junk food and a two story Pokémon center.
 
"This store just put themselves in the toilet because they banned ME! Goddess Chris Chan! How dare they! Oh my Chris! I'll show them, I'll find my own special gaming group that accepts me and gets me Gal-Pals and blow!"
I'm somewhat convinced but I will say if it is a lie, it's one of his more believable ones because he still wasn't able to use his "super perfect character sheet", plus there was a decent bit of details (specific on where the campaign was from, said he took the place of an NPC). Really it's hard to say because he was never pressed for details on it, all we have to go on is one tweet. I will say it's strange that he just found a group seemingly out of nowhere, but that could be explained by a local friend who either knew a group or was in a group (remember it's been established Chris has some friends). Main thing is it's not an obvious lie where he was able to use his stupid OP character with a bunch of boyfriend free girls interested in hearing about the Merge.
As I said before, Chris had multiple chances to correct his behavior and better himself
You think one of those chances would've been to pick a different major? Probably not but hey if he majored in art or even cooking his shitty life could've been a bit better.
 
You'd think for as much time as Chris has used a computer (mostly for internet use and building his atrocious webpage), yet Bob never installed CAD software for Chris to use. Going back to when Bob had mentioned due to Chris' 'tism, Chris was able to 'master' the commadore system, which ended up being a lie to boost Chris' confidence. I think Bob thought "Well, my son isn't interested after spending 5 years getting this degree. Time to get you on SSDI."
Back then Bob would show off how Chris was able to start up a game by inserting a floppy disc and he'd probably tell people about how Chris had been nonverbal but he had made this much progress. Computer illiterate people would praise them both for this. People would own a VCR for years with it flashing 12:00 the whole time because setting the time was too complicated for them. Really I'd expect someone who had mastered the Commodore 64 to be writing their own programs and doing creative stuff like that.

In the last years of Bob's life, commercial CAD software like AutoCAD and AutoDesk Inventor would have been prohibitively expensive, but there were already things like Open Inventor and FreeCAD. Plus you could torrent the commercial stuff, if Bob or Chris had been willing. It's likely Chris was simply uninterested because he'd rather do other things, none of which were productive.

You think one of those chances would've been to pick a different major? Probably not but hey if he majored in art or even cooking his shitty life could've been a bit better.
Chris initially didn't know what to major in, so he chose marketing. I figure he thought he could market Sonichu into the next Mario or Mickey Mouse. Bob switched him to CADD, probably because he thought Chris could eventually be a draftsman or something similar.
 
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My understanding is it was over a period of time, and I believe this was before the vehicular assault.
The Idea Guys bullshit with the laser was way after Chris and Barb’s auto adventures with Snyder. Unless I’m misunderstanding something; it is Friday and Chris’s saga is absurd.

“How did Chris have $6,000?” he had more money than he let on about. The begging was because he wanted to buy shit.
 
that was like right after Bob died, within a very short window of weeks/months.
Bob died in early September 2011 and the Snyder incident was mid to late October, meaning Bob's inheritance lasted Barb and Chris less than two months* before being pissed away on an expensive lawyer and settlements.

*obviously it wasn't lost as soon as they hit Snyder, but it basically was because that's the event that would require them to burn it all away. Technically it lasted them until July 2012, when they were finally charged and ordered to pay up.
Chris initially didn't know what to major in, so he chose marketing. I figure he thought he could market Sonichu into the next Mario or Mickey Mouse. Bob switched him to CADD, probably because he thought Chris could eventually be a draftsman or something similar.
Somewhat smart move on Bob's part, there's no way Chris was going to get any sort of marketing job (except for CutCo I guess). Unfortunately he chose the wrong major anyways, so what if he instead recognized that Chris could've gone somewhere with Sonichu and switched him to an art or even writing class?
 
Bob died in early September 2011 and the Snyder incident was mid to late October, meaning Bob's inheritance lasted Barb and Chris less than two months* before being pissed away on an expensive lawyer and settlements.
Bob Chandler doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who didn't have a life insurance policy. In fact considering his age, they were quite popular. Even just a few post back someone was discussing the discrepancies with Chris/Barb debt and how Chris was more than likely just crying for more play money.
Calculate probability that besides just banking finances, that policy had Barb as the beneficiary.
 
Since Chris is in his is a God, what mental gymnastics Chris does now a omnipotent and omnipresent why is he still in prison?
 
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Chris/Barb debt and how Chris was more than likely just crying for more play money.
It wasn't always Chris just wanting to buy more toys however, there were times when the Chandlers (mainly Barb) got themselves into financial troubles because of the mortgage or heating bills or whatever, and Chris genuinely did need to beg for money to keep the house. Make no mistake Chris and Barb were pretty consistently teetering on the edge of financial ruin, it's just that Chris is a greedy bastard who learned he could buy toys and keep the house by pestering the internet.
 
Since Chris is in his is a God, what mental gymnastics Chris does now a omnipotent and omnipresent why is he still in prison?
I would imagine that he sees his current predicament not too far off of the last week of Jesus mortal ministry. Chris in the flesh is limited but Chris in his make believe world is all powerful. He seems to ignore and avoid his shortcoming . . . unless pleading for sympathy from girls.
 
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I would imagine that he sees his current predicament not too far off of the last week of Jesus mortal ministry. Chris in the flesh is limited but Chris in his make believe world is all powerful. He seems to ignore and avoid his shortcoming . . . unless pleading for sympathy from girls.
The unabomber got chicks after writing multiple letters even compose music for his sweetheart who was dying from cancer.

Chris should step up his anti society game to get chicks, even Kengle doesn't get his letters and possible drawings, much less women who understand Chris' dilemma.

Like queen of toe fungus for example
 
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Would the return of liquid snap Chris out of his role playing?
i dont think he would care. he treats classic era trolls as something that he fell for because he was a naive child (he was in his late 20s) and by his 30s he finally started to understand that this era of trolls were just bored kids fucking with him for lulz. ironically the people that fuck with him now are fully grown adults with mental issues on par with chris's own.

Since Chris is in his is a God, what mental gymnastics Chris does now a omnipotent and omnipresent why is he still in prison?
chris believes that the merge needs to happen first before he can tap into his goddess powers. im sure chris has developed schizophrenia at this point and is already hearing sonichu in his head assuring him that he will be free very soon
 
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You'd think for as much time as Chris has used a computer (mostly for internet use and building his atrocious webpage), yet Bob never installed CAD software for Chris to use. Going back to when Bob had mentioned due to Chris' 'tism, Chris was able to 'master' the commadore system, which ended up being a lie to boost Chris' confidence. I think Bob thought "Well, my son isn't interested after spending 5 years getting this degree. Time to get you on SSDI."

But yeah, from the get go, it was obvious Chris was going to amount to nothing (well, other than making people on the internet laugh at his antics). And everything in his life was failure, after failure, after failure. As I said before, Chris had multiple chances to correct his behavior and better himself, but since his saw himself and his 'talents' as perfect, and that he was taught by his parents that he's always right, and the rest of the world is wrong, he didn't feel the need to bother to.
Who's to say Bob didn't? They're all lazy fucks, but Bob did steer Chris from business (lol) to CADD in hopes of his son being technical skilled/passionate because he's good at picking up games (which let's be honest. Anything prior 2005 mostly were platform collectathons).
Personally, I think Bob just didn't know how PCs worked. Also, CADD and CAD are two different things right? And even if it wasn't. Chris' CWCville CADD mall was atrocious and I doubt anyone would've hired him. There's no backrooms in his layout. . . His blueprint speaks for itself.
 
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