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Football Meatlong said:
No but really is Chris getting warmer? I need to know.
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Yes, the body increases temperature to fight infections. Chris' body is a series of infections.

What would Chris' thoughts be on the Truman Show or any sort of movie or reality show where viewers examine the lives of another person. Would he be ironically interested in entertainment like that, or be opposed after drawing the similarities between his own life and the internet.
 
I was unfortunate enough to have seen pictures of the bent duck (now that's some Shock that will make most Crash Into Slumber) and I have got to ask, has he ever had it seen by a doctor? His penis is so crooked that it cannot possibly be normal. Was he born that way?
I thought people were exaggerating but it is really bent at an awkward angle.
 
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Iam said:
I was unfortunate enough to have seen pictures of the bent duck (now that's some Shock that will make most Crash Into Slumber) and I have got to ask, has he ever had it seen by a doctor? His penis is so crooked that it cannot possibly be normal. Was he born that way?
I thought people were exaggerating but it is really bent at an awkward angle.
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The bent duck is at the most dramatic edge of "normal". Almost certainly born that way.
 
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Among Which said:
I suspect it's a penis fracture.

"Penile fracture is a relatively uncommon clinical condition.[4] Vaginal intercourse and aggressivemasturbation are the most common causes."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture
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Is it just me or is the wiki picture actually less bent than the infamous duck?
According to Chris he found out about masturbation fairly late at the age of 16, I believe. Is it possible he somehow did this to myself by overmasturbating?

Regardless of the cause, Chris never sought medical advice?
 
Iam said:
I was unfortunate enough to have seen pictures of the bent duck (now that's some Shock that will make most Crash Into Slumber) and I have got to ask, has he ever had it seen by a doctor? His penis is so crooked that it cannot possibly be normal. Was he born that way?
I thought people were exaggerating but it is really bent at an awkward angle.
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One thing that is more shocking is the size, I think a toddler could pack a bigger gun.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
One thing that is more shocking is the size, I think a toddler could pack a bigger gun.
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There is also that but a small penis is not a medical condition but one that is bent like that is probably not healthy. At all. I can't understand how anyone with such a condition would not at least ask a doctor's opinion. Perhaps the duck just looks odd but is actually fully functional but wouldn't someone at least enquire?
Then again this is the same guy who stuck his already borderline deformed genitals into snow so maybe it is to be expected.
 
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Keanu Reeves said:
I think most would agree that at this point for sure, Chris has peaked and is now in a depressive slide downwards, without much hope of fixing his life. Death or homelessness isn't far away. But what do you guys think is the peak? The point where Chris seemed too far gone? Early one in childhood? Bob passing away, removing the one person to slightly push Chris? The house burning down? The tomboy shit? The recent taint infection? What was the point of no return that lead to this?
Or was it a round peak, and it was a gradual number of things that made it this way? Or was he hopeless from the start?

Apologies if the thread has been done before, or if not deserving of its own thread, just very curious.
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I think the real turning point was when he lost his job at Wendy's and didn't try hard to get another job. Chris maximum potential was to find an entry level job where he had an understanding boss, he had work he was capable of doing, he could take pride in like he likes to take pride in minor accomplishments and afilliations, he had a routine and connection to real people and the real world, and he could have a bunch of colleagues who were friendly to him on a regular basis.

At that point, with prodding from Bob, he might have gotten it into his head that having a job was just something he had to do. Just like high school and PVCC were things he had to do, even if he didn't always want to and had the occasional major setback. I really think he might have figured it out how to hold a job down eventually through trial-and-error and muddling along.

But he didn't. He settled in to living off the tugboat. Closing off the mediocre, but reasonably respectable and pleasant life he might have been capable of.
 
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timtommy said:
I think the real turning point was when he lost his job at Wendy's and didn't try hard to get another job. Chris maximum potential was to find an entry level job where he had an understanding boss, he had work he was capable of doing, he could take pride in like he likes to take pride in minor accomplishments and afilliations, he had a routine and connection to real people and the real world, and he could have a bunch of colleagues who were friendly to him on a regular basis.

At that point, with prodding from Bob, he might have gotten it into his head that having a job was just something he had to do. Just like high school and PVCC were things he had to do, even if he didn't always want to and had the occasional major setback. I really think he might have figured it out how to hold a job down eventually through trial-and-error and muddling along.

But he didn't. He settled in to living off the tugboat. Closing off the mediocre, but reasonably respectable and pleasant life he might have been capable of.
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The only thing you forgot to add is where his fantasies about going back to Manchester and being one of the girls that all of the other girls want to sleep with.
 
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Iam said:
There is also that but a small penis is not a medical condition but one that is bent like that is probably not healthy. At all. I can't understand how anyone with such a condition would not at least ask a doctor's opinion. Perhaps the duck just looks odd but is actually fully functional but wouldn't someone at least enquire?
Then again this is the same guy who stuck his already borderline deformed genitals into snow so maybe it is to be expected.
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Has his duck always been like that? If so, a pediatrician would have seen it during checkups.
 
Just for shit and giggles, let's list all the moronic stuff Chris believes or has believed as gospel truth, like...

-If you doodle some half-assed character, it exists in some parallel universe and his reality depends of your canon. Thinking otherwise is naïve.

-His trolls are organized in a military-like hierarchy with superiors and subordinates, and dont mind expending thousands of dollars on rewards for trolling Chris or hiring skywriters. Because he is that important.

-(Recent one) Natural pink hair is actually a thing.

-Up to 3/4 of HEX-BOX owners are trolls and cyber bullies.

-2011 worlwide massive psn store hacking was mostly about him. Yeah, again, because he is that important (Source, last email. To this day I'd say this was his more sincere apology by far. To a corporation)

-He is not fat.

-Becoming a tranny is a geinus idea that actually doubles his chances with women. Lesbians would not mind his pickle, and since he still has it he has a shot with heterosexual women too.

-It's a good idea to recycle your own semen by drinking it so you dont lose any unborn babies and keep a good sperm count.

-This video of his fighting skills should scare away his trolls.

-Trolls will never see trough his clever disguise :stupid:

-On the very same phone call Chris believed that Clyde Clash was some "six to eleven years old" elementary school kid and that he flew to Australia, raped PandaHalo and impregnated her.

-Ivy was real (GodJesus told him so) and killed herself over Chris.

-SONIC ARMS ARE NOT BLUE :julay::julay::julay:
 
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Iam said:
That's what I was wondering as well. I don't see how a pediatrician could have missed such a thing if he was born that way.
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I don't know how often pediatricians look at patients nude.

Like I said, it's within normal range. At the most extreme end of normal range, but normal nevertheless.

It looks weird and it's funny to make fun of Chris for, but ultimately it's a cosmetic issue, not medical.

When I said that it's more likely that Chris would've been faking it, than it be a penis fracture, I wasn't suggesting that Chris is faking it. I was saying that a penis fracture is almost impossible in this situation. A penis fracture is incredibly traumatic. Chris would've gone to the hospital.
 
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Marvin said:
Like I said, it's within normal range. At the most extreme end of normal range, but normal nevertheless.

It looks weird and it's funny to make fun of Chris for, but ultimately it's a cosmetic issue, not medical.
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Normal range...? Sorry, but I simply cannot believe that. Hell, the wiki picture that describes the medical condition looks much less extreme than Chris's penis.

As for whether it is cosmetic or medical, given how sensitive an area it is, you'd figure anyone would want to see it treated.
 
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Iam said:
Normal range...? Sorry, but I simply cannot believe that.
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Normal range is up to 45 degrees off straight. Everything functions normally otherwise.
Iam said:
As for whether it is cosmetic or medical, given how sensitive an area it is, you'd figure anyone would want to see it treated.
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That requires surgery. Since there's no medical reason for for it, the Chandlers would almost certainly need to pay for it out of pocket. Chris would need to pester his parents to pay for it. Barb probably wouldn't care. (I bet something like "waddaya need to have a working erection for? yer mah baby, the only woman you need is your momma")

Bob probably would've indulged Chris though.

Either way, I bet the idea to pester his parents about it wouldn't have entered Chris' head.
 
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