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Marvin said:
Chris is incredibly stupid and obsessive and much of what he says would surprise you with how literally he believes it. Like for example, when he said he was afraid of the "tormenting temptation of falling off the straight path" (something like that, can't look it up right now), it was because Chris is insane and literally believes it's possible to become gay, not that he's signaling a secret "temptation" that he has.

I know if we were talking about a normal closetcase, that'd be a massive red flag, but Chris isn't a normal closetcase.
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I have a theory that it's because of this gag from a 2007 episode of Family Guy

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and maybe the "pray the gay away" thing that I guess he could have encountered in a religious/conservative setting, that made him believe not being gay was something he needed to proactively do, lest he lowers his guard and "catches" the gay.

The bit about him looking at his Sailor Moon poster every night to help keeping him straight will always crack me up.
 
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Do you think Caden's indenturing Chris?

Like if he made Chris sign a lease that says renting that house is $4,000/mo +$800 for food and supplies +utilities, and every month Chris doesn't bring in that much in streams and medallions it adds to the principal Chris owes.

It would give Caden an excuse to rob Chris blind even more out of what they're bringing in, and if Chris ever wants to quit, he could say "You can't quit until you do enough streams and medallions to pay back the $58,000 you owe!"

Chris doesn't look at anything financial, so Caden could make up whatever numbers he pleases for how much he charges Chris and how much Chris owes, and Chris could never contest it
 
Marvin said:
I think you're underestimating how visceral and genuine his discomfort with male people and male bodies was.

Chris's discomfort with male bodies probably goes back to when he saw Bob's dong as a kid.

I believe it's borderline impossible for Chris to have been gay, and probably still that way today.

Chris was always an awkward weirdo. On the cwcki, we accused him of being a closeted gay, and we deliberately misinterpreted the goofy shit he said to fuck with him. (though at some point a lot of people started reading this stuff and taking it seriously, so some of the later contributors were actual believers)

Chris is incredibly stupid and obsessive and much of what he says would surprise you with how literally he believes it. Like for example, when he said he was afraid of the "tormenting temptation of falling off the straight path" (something like that, can't look it up right now), it was because Chris is insane and literally believes it's possible to become gay, not that he's signaling a secret "temptation" that he has.

I know if we were talking about a normal closetcase, that'd be a massive red flag, but Chris isn't a normal closetcase.
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Marvin, TBPH, with Chris being an autohynepheliac, which is most if not all straight men that troon out, it wouldn't really matter. Why? Because, even if they're not sexually attracted to men, they still want to engage in the full frmale experience and seek validation in most of the ways they perceive women to seek validation. AGPs view women as nothing but sexual objects that have a hypnotic sway over men's libidinal urges...and being a sexy lady that gets cat called totes validates their feminine ghost soul.
Ammyterasu said:
I have a theory that it's because of this gag from a 2007 episode of Family Guy

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and maybe the "pray the gay away" thing that I guess he could have encountered in a religious/conservative setting, that made him believe not being gay was something he needed to proactively do, lest he lowers his guard and "catches" the gay.

The bit about him looking at his Sailor Moon poster every night to help keeping him straight will always crack me up.
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Hillarious, I remember back in 2025 reading a story about two gay bashers yhat killed a man getting married in prison. I'm sorry, if you're preoccupied with gay men in a non - sociological context, you have some tendencies.
AnOminous said:
If he is, it could constitute abuse of a disabled adult, a felony in Virginia.
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So, a man will be charged with abusing a disabled man, who sexually abused his own mother and got away with it? Jesus. Chris is the OJ of fat, ugly retards.

If I did it: Confessions of A Motherfucker
 
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Mariposa2.0 LTE said:
So, a man will be charged with abusing a disabled man, who sexually abused his own mother and got away with it? Jesus. Chris is the OJ of fat, ugly retards.
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Probably not, unless shit is way worse than I think, but just the idea of it gives me the giggles.
Debbie Macomber said:
But Chris can and has taken out debt.

Legally, where would Caden cross the line from Chris's landlord/boss to abuser?
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Depends how much he's assumed responsibility for taking care of him and whether Chris is capable at this point of making decisions on his own behalf, whether he gets actually injured or suffers "disease," which presumably could include mental illness, etc. Making him a dependent by defrauding him could count.

So I couldn't say exactly whether he's crossed the line from being an exploitative dick into actual criminality.

I would have previously discounted this idea but the shroom shit shows he has a pretty bad compass on legal shit.

The actual statute: https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter8/section18.2-369

Since I don't know the actual facts, I don't know whether they fit the law and am just speculating. Generally to be guilty under statutes like this you need to have an actual responsibility to take care of the person, in this statute be a "responsible person," defined as:

"Responsible person" means a person who has responsibility for the care, custody, or control of a vulnerable adult by operation of law or who has assumed such responsibility voluntarily by contract or in fact.
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Usually this is a parent or spouse or a caretaker of some sort, but you can (even inadvertently) end up in this category by your own acts, i.e. you move a retard into your house and then pimp them out. There's nothing I see on the surface that adds up to this, but I'm pretty suspicious of what goes on behind closed doors.
 
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My favorite CWCism will always be "For me looking at a slow in the mind would be like looking into a mirror to Hell!"

This is an explicit reference to the story the Snow Queen by Hans Christian Andersen, in which the Devil makes a mirror that reflects no good and magnifies the ugly.
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I wonder how Chris became aware of the Snow Queen story.

He made that statement (using Window rather than mirror) in 2008 on IRC. This predates a 2012 Russian adaptation that Chris may have enjoyed, as well as 2013's Frozen. This story has been adapted and referenced scores of times, there's even a crossover episode with one of Bill Cosby's shows, and Chris once said he enjoyed Bill Cosby's work, among other shows provided to him by "the black man."

Some other options include Sailor Moon S: The Movie (1994), which includes an evil ice princess who breaks a mirror and the broken pieces get in someone's eye. Chris famously watched Sailor Moon and looked at a poster to stay straight.

Another strong candidate is a 1971 anime series, Andersen Monogatari, which included a two-parter on the Snow Queen. I remember this show and a related one with Grimm's fairy tales and it was broadcast in the 1980s and maybe 90s, so maybe Chris saw it and it made an impression. I recalled seeing the Bearskin story on TV as a child, I think on the weird Christian channel, and it seemed no one remembered it until my 30s, but I found it rather ironic that I could have just found it again if I'd opened up a book of Grimm's fairy tales.
 
Hopkinsville Goblin said:
I wonder how Chris became aware of the Snow Queen story.
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There's a Russian adaption from 1957 which was brought over to the US. Art Linkletter was used in a framing sequence, and it was shown on US television. It may have been repeated.
It made a number of changes from the Andersen story, and in my opinion, these changes legitimately improved it. For example, in the story, the little boy gets a mirror shard in his eye by accident and just sort of stumbles into the Snow Queen.
In the 1957 Russian animation, the little boy mocks the Snow Queen, foolishly attracting the attention of something great and powerful and unforgiving.
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It is on, you little shit.
 
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random thought: chris has paid particular attention to boogie2988 on twitter a lot recently and has helped respond to criticisms on age difference, and this could be because he feels that boogie's relationship with a girl much younger than him justifies/validates his own relationship with flutter, who is also likely much younger than the already relatively young "30" he's admitted her being so far
 
Garfeeld said:
Okay, what is the difference between a troll and a ween? Is it simply that they became weens once everyone decided to stop trolling chris? Are all current troll attempts banished to being called weens?
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A troll is funny.

A ween is funny but in a “Haha, look at that tard!”-way.
 
AnOminous said:
And sometimes not even that because they do dumb shit like getting cows kicked off their outlets for saying naughty no-no words and kill the lulz.
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God yeah, that’s like the lowest effort, kindergarten tier “trolling”.

Granted, sometimes it can result in lulz and rage. But most of the time it’s just the lolcow equivalent of pissing your pants to stay warm.
 
BScCollateral said:
There's a Russian adaption from 1957 which was brought over to the US. Art Linkletter was used in a framing sequence, and it was shown on US television. It may have been repeated.
It made a number of changes from the Andersen story, and in my opinion, these changes legitimately improved it. For example, in the story, the little boy gets a mirror shard in his eye by accident and just sort of stumbles into the Snow Queen.
In the 1957 Russian animation, the little boy mocks the Snow Queen, foolishly attracting the attention of something great and powerful and unforgiving.
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It is on, you little shit.
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What a coinkydink, I was reading Miyazaki's top favorite movies and of course being the immense movie buff I am I only recognized this one. Literally I was just reading it like 10 minutes ago.

The Frozen we should have gotten.
 
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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
Some other options include Sailor Moon S: The Movie (1994), which includes an evil ice princess who breaks a mirror and the broken pieces get in someone's eye. Chris famously watched Sailor Moon and looked at a poster to stay straight.
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I don't think Chris ever watched that much Sailor Moon, he only got into it because he knew Megan liked Sailor Moon and that's why she sperged out at him back then for "copying" her.
 
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