Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

At this point; it's debatable. Only Chris can prove to us what the intentions of the cat really are.

Personally I'm giving him the benefit of a doubt for truly caring for the cat. The moment he posts a beggingvideo using that cat for pitybucks (like needing money to pay the cat's vet care), I'll assume he's using it for his personal gains thus being a dirty schemer.

 

[Aldora]

Personally I'm giving him the benefit of a doubt for truly caring for the cat. The moment he posts a beggingvideo using that cat for pitybucks (like needing money to pay the cat's vet care), I'll assume he's using it for his personal gains thus being a dirty schemer.

Techincally the cat has already been used in a begging video, from one back in July: "Help. Please help. Help keep me and my mother fed... 74 years old she is! Two dogs, two cats, got a family of kittens in the backyard!" - Announcement 20160709

 

[BurningPewter]

I think pirating stuff is to much "work" for Chris. It's a lot of hunting around and trying to find just the thing you want, plus you have to wait for it all to download. Then a lot of the time you have to fuck with video settings. Chris is a creature of impulse, when sees something he just wants to buy it it and have it NOW NOW NOW, or at least be able to crash into slumber until it shows up in the mail

my friend with Autism - the one I said before is very similar to Chris - he is obsessed with someone "teaching" him to download torrents and has been telling me for months if I "teach" him he'll give me money and his PS3 and god knows what else. I told him he doesn't have to give me anything and I went to his room and downloaded u-torrent with him.

Basically when I tried showing him sites to get torrents from he shoved me against the wall (he's a big guy) and shouted "that site is all full of viruses, why are you downloading more crap, i have the thing now"

he thinks he's just going to write in the box "metallica" and every metallica album will instantaneously appear on his mp3 player. I emailed our other friends and told them I tried to show him torrents and he got violent with me and they said he has done it to them all and do not get him on the subject

 

[AnOminous]

Goddamn it's a cat yall. White people man. Ermergerd an animal might be in trouble call the authorities!

Why do you hate freedom?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

my friend with Autism - the one I said before is very similar to Chris - he is obsessed with someone "teaching" him to download torrents and has been telling me for months if I "teach" him he'll give me money and his PS3 and god knows what else. I told him he doesn't have to give me anything and I went to his room and downloaded u-torrent with him.

Basically when I tried showing him sites to get torrents from he shoved me against the wall (he's a big guy) and shouted "that site is all full of viruses, why are you downloading more crap, i have the thing now"

he thinks he's just going to write in the box "metallica" and every metallica album will instantaneously appear on his mp3 player. I emailed our other friends and told them I tried to show him torrents and he got violent with me and they said he has done it to them all and do not get him on the subject

That's creepy but it does sound like Chris' method of reasoning I want it NOW, NOW, NOW,....please?

It's kind of an all in one video for transitioning. I guess this means the new cat is hearing these too.

It's just so wacky and shocks me every day, like not even with a brain transplant would anything that Chris wants be possible for him. These videos have shown no results for Chris except to make him look like a complete idiot. Normal people would say, well, I'll try it for a while to see how it goes..then give up entirely. Chris just says, "I'm gonna do it, I found my labia, I need to listen to more so it can work better".

 

[ZehnBoat]

It's just so wacky and shocks me every day, like not even with a brain transplant would anything that Chris wants be possible for him. These videos have shown no results for Chris except to make him look like a complete idiot. Normal people would say, well, I'll try it for a while to see how it goes..then give up entirely. Chris just says, "I'm gonna do it, I found my labia, I need to listen to more so it can work better".

thing is, these videos come with a clause that state you need to listen so many hours a day for so many months
so if you only do it for a bit the makers and anyone that buys this shit can go "well you didn't go all the way so you didn't get what you want"

 

[m0rnutz]

The binaural videos make me laugh, because I used to try those to get to sleep. They're alpha sine waves intended to wake you the fuck up, not grow a tit.

He'd be better off using brown noise to speak to Bob in the afterlife.

 

[Iam]

It's just so wacky and shocks me every day, like not even with a brain transplant would anything that Chris wants be possible for him. These videos have shown no results for Chris except to make him look like a complete idiot. Normal people would say, well, I'll try it for a while to see how it goes..then give up entirely. Chris just says, "I'm gonna do it, I found my labia, I need to listen to more so it can work better".

The problem with Chris is that he takes wishful thinking to an absurd level to which he then adds a crippling dose of confirmation bias along with no degree of reflection or self-awareness. He wants the videos to work therefore he will read anything that happens to him as the incoming sex-change actually happening in reality and discount entirely everything that does not mesh with this view. So if his breasts become bigger, it means he is becoming a woman as opposed to its meaning he is simply fatter.

And given he has no degree of reflection, he does not stop to wonder just how these binural beats would actually work since the method is utterly irrelevant.
Virtually everyone experiences degrees of confirmation bias but normal people can be brought to see it. Chris, however, seems mostly oblivious.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The problem with Chris is that he takes wishful thinking to an absurd level to which he then adds a crippling dose of confirmation bias along with no degree of reflection or self-awareness. He wants the videos to work therefore he will read anything that happens to him as the incoming sex-change actually happening in reality and discount entirely everything that does not mesh with this view. So if his breasts become bigger, it means he is becoming a woman as opposed to its meaning he is simply fatter.

And given he has no degree of reflection, he does not stop to wonder just how these binural beats would actually work since the method is utterly irrelevant.
Virtually everyone experiences degrees of confirmation bias but normal people can be brought to see it. Chris, however, seems mostly oblivious.

I think I am now worried about the aftermath, eventually, Chris will run into a wall and after this does not change his life just like loosing his virginity did absolutely nothing, Chris is going to be worse off than before. I really wish there was someway someone could make him get extensive help, like checking him in so doctors can take a look at him and give him extensive psychotherapy and coping management therapy.

 

[Buck Mullet]

I think I am now worried about the aftermath, eventually, Chris will run into a wall and after this does not change his life just like loosing his virginity did absolutely nothing, Chris is going to be worse off than before. I really wish there was someway someone could make him get extensive help, like checking him in so doctors can take a look at him and give him extensive psychotherapy and coping management therapy.

He should be required to pick up his tardbux in person and attend a therapy session before receiving them.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

You guys know how Pokemon announced an actual electric hedgehog pokemon a while ago?

I think they just announced a Chris Chan pokemon of their own. It has the balding greasy hair, the mugshot pout, and being too fat to stand up and everything. It's special move is even telling people what to do, it literally just tells another pokemon on its team to do something.

 

[Blow Standard]

What the hell? That guy with the rabbit should have had his gofundme or whatever it was, taken down for that BS.

This was years ago, back when the internet was still innocent, and Chris was still under the radar.

 

[leroyjenkins3000]

Alright so a little backstory. I was directed here from the /r/cringeanarchy sub after reading the Chris Sonichu wiki site in depth for the past few days. I was familiar with Chris vaguely before, but was blown away by how well-documented his miserable life was on the wiki by the Christorians there.

Having just read the recent news about his disgusting "china" infection thing, I guess it's a real possibility his condition might worsen given his awful hygiene. If it does worsen to let's say, worst case scenario: he dies, how exactly do you think we'll hear about his inevitable ending? Is Barb aware enough of his existing fan-base to post for him and alert his fans when he passes? Or will a few weeks go by with no CWC activity before everyone gets curious as to what happened to him? First post on this site, so I'd like to hear what you think; can't find anything about this subject on the wiki. It's a weird question, I know, but I'm more curious than concerned.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

When he shits himself and does nothing.

 

[Ryuuzaki (L)]

great thread

 

[DykesDykesChina]

There will be signs in the sky and omens of great power. Torrents of pickles and Orange Fanta will stream from the clouds, while hurricane-strength winds will blow JULAY love dolls all over the mainland US. Electric hedgehog monstrosities will arise from the foul abysses of the netherworld and ravage fields, villages and cities. Blue SANIC totems will spring from anchuent Cherokee burial grounds and sink their canines into any and all living flesh they come across, turning the bitten into murderous SANIC totems themselves. Nubile, buxom college deans with horns will zip through the air on broomsticks and hurl love-killing, virginity-enforcing thunderbolts of doom upon the unsuspecting, while Mecha Jerkops unleash an orgy of destruction on the ground. Thus will be the signs of CWC's demise.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

When Greene county has a blackout because the Bob Chandler Grave Roller Electric Generator will stop working.

Or just by word of mouth because Chris doesn't exist in a vacuum.

 

[MG 620]

Since Chris is American we'll know when it hits legacy.com.

 

[Nobody]

The autistic illuminati watches over Chris like a hawk. We'll find out sooner or later.

• Barb will call somebody, and that somebody will probably be connected to the Chris-craze on Facebook.
• An autistic Christorian who habitually checks the Ruckersville obituaries will finally get the chance of the lifetime to post about it here and get those DANK "Autistic" ratings.
• No CWC activity after some time means someone is going to eventually patrol the Chandler lair IRL. The private Kiwi investigators will let us know if there's a bloated corpse full of shit in his pants.
• Anna appears to maintain a connection with Barb as of late. She'll be a reliable source as well.

Please help send my jars of pickles to the memorial site when the fated time comes.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

There shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Real answer:
People dig through his trash for Chris memorabilia. We'll probably know before the body is even cold.