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If this guy tweeted "Happy Birthday Christine!! I'll buy you a mfin nice gift later today when I look through your Amazon wishlist" would Chris have noticed the slightly more subtle motherfucker reference?
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Rick The Stick said:
Liquids impression was never actually good. It's just funny/funnier than other attempts at mocking Chris and thats all it needed to be. Yet I've seen a significant amount of people across various platforms acting like his impression was spot on in every way and I don't get it. Just seems like weird fanboying.

What's even weirder is when I see people absolutely seething over Liquid when whining about how mean the trolls could be, to the point of lumping him in with people BlueSpike and even the IdeaGuys. Hell I've even seen Marvin get it to extent..
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Honestly I think Chris's feud with that god damned Michael Snyder and The Game Place was funnier to me than the Liquid Chris saga. To me saga's smaller and less elaborate than the major saga's are far too often overlooked.
 
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King Metalia said:
Honestly I think Chris's feud with that god damned Michael Snyder and The Game Place was funnier to me than the Liquid Chris saga. To me saga's smaller and less elaborate than the major saga's are far too often overlooked.
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I agree actually. The trolls were vehicles for some really top tier moments, but shit like the Parappa and seething over Snyder or the love quest was way funnier to me overall. Chris being Chris with no influence was just something else.
 
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Ammyterasu said:
Also the date on which Hitler founded the Nazi Party.
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Hitler didn't found the Nazi party - in fact he was assigned to infiltrate it by the German army. The 24th of February 1920 is when Hitler announced the Nazi party's 25-point programme, but he actually wasn't in charge of the party yet, but rather a spokesman. The man in charge of it at the time it was its founder, Anton Drexler.
 
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I know Chris has done and said a lot of insane things but I think the most insane is that to this day he acts like he passes for a woman, like he just takes it for granted that anyone passing him on the street would look at him and think he is a woman. He has never put any effort into looking like a woman, he has a five o'clock shadow, and he looks like he is dressed as bum and not a woman. He doesn't even try with his voice.

Who convinced him he was passing for a woman in public?!
 
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BubbaRobot887 said:
I know Chris has done and said a lot of insane things but I think the most insane is that to this day he acts like he passes for a woman, like he just takes it for granted that anyone passing him on the street would look at him and think he is a woman. He has never put any effort into looking like a woman, he has a five o'clock shadow, and he looks like he is dressed as bum and not a woman. He doesn't even try with his voice.

Who convinced him he was passing for a woman in public?!
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Yeah and it's especially grating when he acts like he's this great catch of a woman, winking and accusing men of staring at his manboobs. He did it a lot in the latest Geno's documentary, I guess raping his elderly mom gave him a confidence boost 🤮

Troon/goddess insanity aside, I find his body image weirdly fascinating. According to his comics he had to train his brain to remember how he looks like
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and he kept believing he was still "slimmer" like in middle/high school (but by the end of it he was already a potato) looong after that, hence becoming offended every time people drew him more realistically. Like zoomers failing the apple test, but worse.
 
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Ammyterasu said:
Yeah and it's especially grating when he acts like he's this great catch of a woman, winking and accusing men of staring at his manboobs. He did it a lot in the latest Geno's documentary, I guess raping his elderly mom gave him a confidence boost 🤮

Troon/goddess insanity aside, I find his body image weirdly fascinating. According to his comics he had to train his brain to remember how he looks like
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and he kept believing he was still "slimmer" like in middle/high school (but by the end of it he was already a potato) looong after that, hence becoming offended every time people drew him more realistically. Like zoomers failing the apple test, but worse.
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What I get when I heard training to remember what he looked like from a mirror, is that much like his delayed being non verbal until he was 7 (That's really really late) Chris probably had a significantly delayed 'sense of self' ergo 'mirror test' His early development as a whole is really really interesting. And I think is probably a combination of autism and abuse/neglect.
 
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Ammyterasu said:
Yeah and it's especially grating when he acts like he's this great catch of a woman, winking and accusing men of staring at his manboobs. He did it a lot in the latest Geno's documentary, I guess raping his elderly mom gave him a confidence boost 🤮

Troon/goddess insanity aside, I find his body image weirdly fascinating. According to his comics he had to train his brain to remember how he looks like
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and he kept believing he was still "slimmer" like in middle/high school (but by the end of it he was already a potato) looong after that, hence becoming offended every time people drew him more realistically. Like zoomers failing the apple test, but worse.
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Yeah, he seems to think he is something other than a fat, balding, middle aged man.
 
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Manager: Okay, people.  We need to cook up a new holiday for the summer.
         Something with, eh, gifts, cards, assorted gougeables.
Woman:   How about something religious?  We had great penetration last
         spring with "Christmas II"!
Man:     Ooh, I know, Spendover, like Passover but less talk, more presents!
-- Discussing the new holiday, "Trash of the Titans"

% The businesspeople around the table break into serious discussion, until
% the cigar-smoking man breaks them up. He decides the holiday needs to be
% something warm and fuzzy, like "Love Day," only not so lame.
- Trash of the Titans

. <-- "like 'Love Day', only not so lame"

🍐 <-- that vacuous head of "Honor Roll"
 
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I really think Sonichu is the secret ingredient to what makes Chris probably the most iconic lolcow of all time. I mean, if you try to read the newer stuff he's made, it's abysmal. Boring, impossible to follow, incoherent. It seems like his sanity has degraded too far to make good content. But the earlier issues of Sonichu are masterpieces. There's never really been anything else like it.

No other lolcow has a semi-autobiographical fictional universe series that you can follow along with as you learn about their life, where you get to watch the author's sanity degrade in real time, with tons of absurd backstory and lore you have to actively follow the person to understand. An Ed Wood esque work of art that serves as a companion piece to the insane story of their real life. There's been plenty of bad creative works, but most of the time, the people who make them are very boring. There's been hundreds of lolcows, but their own creative works aren't usually all that interesting. Chris and Sonichu are like the 1 in a million perfect combination.
 
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