Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

What possible jobs could Chris Chan take with his experience besides Mcdonalds or Culvers? Could he pay a modicum of attention developing skills in IT or tapestry to get a job in those fields, or is he 100 percent fucked and will remain jobless for life?

He'd have to work a menial job like grocery store shelf stocking or maybe Amazon warehouse if he was lucky (and wasn't a lazy ass)

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

He'd have to work a menial job like grocery store shelf stocking or maybe Amazon warehouse if he was lucky (and wasn't a lazy ass)

No way Chris could handle an Amazon warehouse. They work their employees like animals.

I think Chris could work in a grocery store or Walmart. He could push a broom around and gather carts. Pull items to the front of shelves. Things like that. Maybe he could work at night.

 

[BrodyDaMan]

I don't know why but imagining Chris Chan somehow being a manager is the funniest thing on my mind right now. Especially with the messianic complex he has going on now.

When I mean manager I mean like at a fast food place. Think Chick Fil A.

I'm imagining The Office except it's Chris calling everybody into the conference room every day to discuss his new goddess powers and ideas for sonichu.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Around the time Chris-chan was discovered, a somewhat similar, much less malicious, character named Ulillillia (Nick Smith) appeared. He seemed like someone who was unemployable because of his autism and multiple phobias. Uli turned things around to some degree. He got over some of his fears and started a menial job, I think pulling weeds and vacuuming at an apartment building. Then he started working at Wal-mart. Moved from North Dakota to Florida. COVID-19 threw a wrench into things because he developed a mask phobia.

Ulillillia is a decent guy with Autism, Chris would be a horrible person even if he didn't have Autism - that's the main difference between the two of them.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"Honor Roll" claims to be Christ "reincarnated", but instead of being concerned about the salvation of humanity, he's REEing about pony cartoons.

With a bloated, fat, fanatical level of ego.

maybe Amazon warehouse

If he worked at Amazon, do you think he'd try to open or even steal packages?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

If he worked at Amazon, do you think he'd try to open or even steal packages?

Probably not. I think he'd be more tempted to just sit around and do nothing

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Yeah, being a thief takes effort so their is no way Chris would do that.

 

[RealtreeByGod]

Has anyone ever thought of getting a hold of Chris' DNA, and holding onto it for cloning purposes? I'd really like to see what he would be like if someone peeled the Autism out of his genome

I wonder if those swimmers he froze are still viable

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

You're underselling it. It starts out as a Pokemon/Sonic crossover (along with other media properties the author likes) with a self-insert fighting against fictionalized versions of his IRL "enemies" as a power fantasy, and slowly morphs into a story warped by internet trolling and worsening mental illness that ends with a graphic, gorey execution of four people, a 9/11 style attack by the heroes, and the mass poisoning of the world's water supply to eradicate all homosexuals. Then after a near-decade hiatus, the comic returns and the final completed issue is a rambling, incoherent handwritten manifesto sparsely illustrated with half-finished sketches, in which the author proclaims they have become a magical computer space god and their imaginary universe has been invade by an army of evil time-traveling nazis who rape everything, causing the author himself to almost be raped by his own creation, mirroring the author's own incest controversy not long afterwards.

and that's not even mentioning the graphic, hardcore full-penetration sex scenes that show up in the comic halfway through.

to be honest, it starts out as a Pokemon/Sonic crossover in the first 2 pages only, Chris is so egotistical and retarded that the whole mess ended in the first comic and the episode 2 was pure chaos writen by a severely special individual

 

[pivo]

When Chris started doing commission stuff and begging for money via Youtube and Twiter posts, how did the people buying into his shit not realize or not care that 90% of the money was gonna go to random toys or videogames rather than the "bills" they said they needed help paying. looking back on the whole ordeal, Chris caused 100% of his and Barbra's financial problems, from legal payments to not having food in the house.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Probably not. I think he'd be more tempted to just sit around and do nothing

NEVER underestimate Chris's ability to shit himself and do nothing. I guarantee that no matter how many tweets he fires off about this latest pony thing, he's going to shit himself and do nothing.

 

[Kirby]

When Chris started doing commission stuff and begging for money via Youtube and Twiter posts, how did the people buying into his shit not realize or not care that 90% of the money was gonna go to random toys or videogames rather than the "bills" they said they needed help paying. looking back on the whole ordeal, Chris caused 100% of his and Barbra's financial problems, from legal payments to not having food in the house.

The mainstream reddit crowd doesn't think too hard about these types of things and don't think very much in general. They just want their lolcow relic on the wall next to their pickle rick poster. Even moreso than what Chris did with his share they should be more concerned that 75% of the profits of Chris merch was funding Praetor's drug operation.

 

[BeatboxBill]

Why did Barb never tell the police anything? Was she just too lazy and not cooperative or was she really not mentally capable?

 

[BubbaRobot887]

I have dealt with people in her condition before, they can remember how to do day to day tasks through route memorization but if you ask them what happened to them a week ago, they sadly have no clue.
This is most likely why nothing happened with the case.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Why did Barb never tell the police anything? Was she just too lazy and not cooperative or was she really not mentally capable?

Her and Bob didn't trust the police at all. The prevailing theory at the time was that it was because her and Bob were distrusting of authority after they tried to put Chris in the special ed school, but it could also just be hillbilly paranoia

 

[AnOminous]

Probably not. I think he'd be more tempted to just sit around and do nothing

He'd get extremely angry if he encountered the wrong generation of ponies.

Her and Bob didn't trust the police at all. The prevailing theory at the time was that it was because her and Bob were distrusting of authority after they tried to put Chris in the special ed school, but it could also just be hillbilly paranoia

Bob really wasn't the dumb racist hillbilly he's sometimes portrayed as. He was a huge fan of South Korea (which he fought for) and even at some point went to one of their churches at least for social reasons, supported the United Nations, and had a couple patents on some fairly complex technical issues (including a train counting machine so I think we know where the autism came from).

He was a pretty smart guy and even had good taste in music (and was even a musician himself).

He was the sort of old dude I could easily see enjoying hanging around with.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

He'd get extremely angry if he encountered the wrong generation of ponies.

Bob really wasn't the dumb racist hillbilly he's sometimes portrayed as. He was a huge fan of South Korea (which he fought for) and even at some point went to one of their churches at least for social reasons, supported the United Nations, and had a couple patents on some fairly complex technical issues (including a train counting machine so I think we know where the autism came from).

He was a pretty smart guy and even had good taste in music (and was even a musician himself).

He was the sort of old dude I could easily see enjoying hanging around with.

He definitely wasn't dumb, although he was very paranoid of the police. Then again, growing up in Oklahoma he probably had a reason to be

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Could Chris be "straightened out", per se?

To do that, his big fat ego -- now bloated to the point he thinks he's Christ -- and 40+ years of coddling and severe autism would have to be dealt with. So most likely no.

 

[BrodyDaMan]

Could Chris be "straightened out", per se? Become a normal person in society be being sent to a military school or something, I don't know.

It's too late now, he'd rather kill himself than realize that he isn't and has never been a prophet and goddess. No matter where he is sent, he will just create new delusions to go further into. I used to be friends with actual schizophrenics as a kid, and the only two who managed to straighten out were men who came in and all ready knew something was wrong with what they were hearing/seeing and were grateful for anything that reduced it. People who were into their delusion ended up adding narratives to what they saw and ended up reliant on that to stay even halfway sane. Anything you do to help them, gently or with force, would just add on to that narrative and send them further. Daniel Larson is like this too.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

It's too late now, he'd rather kill himself than realize that he isn't and has never been a prophet and goddess.

Can you imagine what it would be like if Chris finally "breaks" regarding this cope shit? He's already hanging from a tiny thread with this Jesus stuff, and I think the next retarded thing he gets nailed for, there's a chance the house of cards is going to come crashing down.