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Glassshardballpit said:
Would Chris be Slytherin?

And if so, why?
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It doesn't really matter which house he's in. McGonagall would likely expel him for going on his love quest, in which he even harasses the ghost in the bathroom. After being banned from the Hogwarts campus, Chris and his mom would fly their car back there and take turns running over Dumbledore and then spend all their gold on an expensive lawyer to keep Chris out of Azkaban.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
If "Honor Roll" from IRL were in the Harry Potter world, he'd be a "special" Muggle living somewhere in Virginia in the Muggle world.

Irony would be that in a world where "magic" is definitely real, he'd still lack the ability to use it, despite him believing he can.
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I hope in the Harry Potter world he'd also know wizards exist and he'd post YouTube videos calling Dumbledore "Jew" and wishing for Hogwarts to burn to the ground. Much like he did with Michael Snyder and the Game Place.
 
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One floor malls -- like the one "Honor Roll" stank up with his "Love Quest" -- seem sort of lame.

Rick The Stick said:
More entertainingly, he'd be a squib like Filch.
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[looks up what a "squib" is]

Bob, a wizard, married a Muggle woman he met in a bar. When his son was born, he had high hopes for the newborn. But alas, the baby would "grow up" to be an infamous squib.
 
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Has anyone ever thought of getting a hold of Chris' DNA, and holding onto it for cloning purposes? I'd really like to see what he would be like if someone peeled the Autism out of his genome
 
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#1 Chief Queef said:
Has anyone ever thought of getting a hold of Chris' DNA, and holding onto it for cloning purposes? I'd really like to see what he would be like if someone peeled the Autism out of his genome
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you know what's crazy is that chris himself tried this but didn't go back to the drawing board after the freezer thing didn't really pan out
 
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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
It doesn't really matter which house he's in. McGonagall would likely expel him for going on his love quest, in which he even harasses the ghost in the bathroom. After being banned from the Hogwarts campus, Chris and his mom would fly their car back there and take turns running over Dumbledore and then spend all their gold on an expensive lawyer to keep Chris out of Azkaban.
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Voldemort possesses Chris and he kills Ron.

I never liked Ron.

Sorry if you like Ron.
 
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BubbaRobot887 said:
You think there are people out there who like Ron?
I have only ever watched the films with Rifftrax and even I hate that useless Ginger.
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Yes, there are people who like him. He's one of the main characters of one of the most popular franchises of the last 40 years. What kinda retarded question is that? What kind of retard Only watches anything with rifftrax?
 
I checked the stream highlights Chris had uploaded on the CwcvilleGuardian channel. The highlights were edited and submitted by a fan because Chris would never go through the trouble, but alas, I digress.

There's a worrying number of donations and subscriptions rolling in. His popularity has skyrocketed thanks to the elderly mother rape incident. Combined with the merchandise sales it's perfectly plausible that Chris might be getting his hands on notable amounts of wealth in the future. The man can't handle money and will face his end drowning in toys.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
In Japan, there's a "transgender" character in the Mario series: Birdo is called キャサリン (Kyasarin) -- Catherine.

Could the troll who posed as "Catherine" picked that name as a subtle reference to "Honor Roll" being a "tomgirl"?
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I don't know, is she gone for good?

Also, I just heard of the oddest name: Christabel.

Apparently, it means "beautiful Christian".

Too bad Chris never heard of it before Christine! Christ.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
One floor malls -- like the one "Honor Roll" stank up with his "Love Quest" -- seem sort of lame.
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Chris's big project for his associate's degree was a shopping mall, it was actually two stories. The Pokémon center spanned both floors.
Glassshardballpit said:
I don't know, is she gone for good?

Also, I just heard of the oddest name: Christabel.

Apparently, it means "beautiful Christian".

Too bad Chris never heard of it before Christine! Christ.
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Sounds like a female version of Cristóbal. There was a Star Trek character recently with that name. That's a name that's been around for centuries so Christabel isn't so bad, and you can read it phonetically with no trouble and type it on an English keyboard.
I've got a name people overcomplicate the pronunciation of, so I think a phonetic spelling is important. I don't want to reveal too much of my power level, but it's more common in very old German men and apparently it's gaining popularity in Poland.
 
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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
Chris's big project for his associate's degree was a shopping mall, it was actually two stories. The Pokémon center spanned both floors.

Sounds like a female version of Cristóbal. There was a Star Trek character recently with that name. That's a name that's been around for centuries so Christabel isn't so bad, and you can read it phonetically with no trouble and type it on an English keyboard.
I've got a name people overcomplicate the pronunciation of, so I think a phonetic spelling is important. I don't want to reveal too much of my power level, but it's more common in very old German men and apparently it's gaining popularity in Poland.
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If only Chris could have researched more.

He just lazily took whatever he thought of first.
 
I did have a middle school bully named Christopher. But the name is kind of cool because it's connected to a story about a dog-headed man who helped Jesus cross a river when he was a kid. I figure kids can be assholes, so I'm over it, and the dog-headed thing might be some slur the meaning of which as been forgotten about in the last couple millennia.
 
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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
I did have a middle school bully named Christopher. But the name is kind of cool because it's connected to a story about a dog-headed man who helped Jesus cross a river when he was a kid. I figure kids can be assholes, so I'm over it, and the dog-headed thing might be some slur the meaning of which as been forgotten about in the last couple millennia.
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Huh, did he mention a love for Sonic back then?
 
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