Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[timtommy]

Here's another random question - Chris always had to wear those big glasses when he was younger, but I haven't noticed them much lately. And in the gamestop macing video, he was wearing those stupid My Little Pony Sunglasses. I can't possibly imagine that Chris is capable of handling contacts, and there's no way he got laser eye surgery, so is he just wandering around blind half the time?

I suppose so. It is probably some sort of vanity dictating that he doesn't wear glasses when he doesn't need them. It's pretty common. I wear a glasses anytime seeing is important, like reading or driving, but I tend to take them off in social situations. I am completely comfortable and functional to do basic things without glasses, as are most people who use corrective lenses.

It's just silyl vanity that makes me not wear them in certain circumstances, but I always have the sense to pop them on before I do something like get behind the wheel. I hope Chris does too, but I am not super confident of that.

 

[XYZpdq]

RANDOM QUESTION: What would you recommend to read/watch to get a start on christory, seems interesting and I want to learn about it.

Start with the comics. That was where I started. It eases you into his batshit crazy stuff.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Here's another random question - Chris always had to wear those big glasses when he was younger, but I haven't noticed them much lately. And in the gamestop macing video, he was wearing those stupid My Little Pony Sunglasses. I can't possibly imagine that Chris is capable of handling contacts, and there's no way he got laser eye surgery, so is he just wandering around blind half the time?

He intends to fix that with subliminal hypnosis.

 

[ZehnBoat]

He intends to fix that with subliminal hypnosis.

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welp, chris is gonna die
he's going to die a in a horrible accident because he'll think he's in good shape and health because of DA YEWTUBES SBLIMINALS
and crash into a fucking tree

 

[MormonofID]

OK, Chris, as we all know has become weirdly fixated on this election. I say weirdly because this is the first one (as far as we know) where he's actually seemed to care. Why? This is the fifth election he's been eligible to vote. Why (besides a woman being a nominee) is this the one where he starts caring? Will he care about the 2020 Election?

 

[AA 102]

Why?

Because Hillary is a woman and Chris believes everything he reads on FaceBook.

 

[The Master]

Fatty wants a woman in office. /thread

 

[Silver Octopus]

This belongs in Random Thoughts and Questions.

 

[Picklepower]

Probably just a combo of the fact that Hillary is a woman, and that Trump has a divisive reputation, and is thought of as a villain by many.

 

[Count Olaf]

OK, Chris, as we all know has become weirdly fixated on this election. I say weirdly because this is the first one (as far as we know) where he's actually seemed to care. Why? This is the fifth election he's been eligible to vote. Why (besides a woman being a nominee) is this the one where he starts caring? Will he care about the 2020 Election?

There is no other reason. He doesn't understand a damn thing about politics or either parties views. In fact I doubt he can even SPELL the word politics. He's voting for Hillary solely because she has a vagina (although at this point whatever is left of her snatch is so shriveled up and dry that every time she spreads her legs the opening credits to The Mummy roll somewhere in the world), and hates Trump because he's another "dumb male."

End of story, end of thread.

 

[MormonofID]

Fatty wants a woman in office. /thread

There has to be more than that. He watched (or at least claimed to have watched) the debate. Maybe, on a subconscious level, he wanys to get more involved, get oit of the house, and better himself. I want to explore this.

 

[AA 102]

There has to be more than that.

You're overthinking autism.

 

[Marvin]

There has to be more than that. He watched (or at least claimed to have watched) the debate. Maybe, on a subconscious level, he wanys to get more involved, get oit of the house, and better himself. I want to explore this.

Chris voted for Obama over John McCain. He said he watched a documentary about them.

Also, Chris does get out of the house. He goes places, socializes, makes friends with people. Chris' daily life is not documented online.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Also, Chris does get out of the house. He goes places, socializes, makes friends with people. Chris' daily life is not documented online.

So, like friends, what is that like? You said previously that Chris does not get too deep with people, so are these girlfriends that text him and invite him over for parties and sleepovers? So like, real friends that are willing to confide in Chris about their personal everyday life.

He intends to fix that with subliminal hypnosis.

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We all know Chris is going to end up like this if he does not kill someone on the road first.
I know that Chris has terrible eyesight because of all of his crossedwires, but the fact that it might be getting worse could mean that Chris has other problems like diabetes and rapid aging.

 

[Marvin]

So, like friends, what is that like? You said previously that Chris does not get too deep with people, so are these girlfriends that text him and invite him over for parties and sleepovers?

Yes.

So like, real friends that are willing to confide in Chris about their personal everyday life.

I associate the word "confide" with deep secrets. By that standard, I don't think anyone confides in Chris.

 

[SOINCHU]

Chris freaking out when confronted with any form of male nudity/sexuality has recently come back up and it got me thinking. OK so like there's virtual reality porn now and soon there will be a lot more. At some point I'm sure Chris will get Playtation VR. I know eventually that thing will support VR porn websites.

This is all a long set up to just chuckling to myself thinking if somehow he ran across a virtual porn vid of a dick right up in his face. Like that shit would be hilarious to be see him flailing about with his VR helmet on trying to get the Virtua-Cock away from him...or at least experience the rant on Facebook later.

OK, probably a retarded thought but I just had to get it out there.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

Welp, Chris has just started playing Minecraft.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

Chris freaking out when confronted with any form of male nudity/sexuality has recently come back up and it got me thinking. OK so like there's virtual reality porn now and soon there will be a lot more. At some point I'm sure Chris will get Playtation VR. I know eventually that thing will support VR porn websites.

This is all a long set up to just chuckling to myself thinking if somehow he ran across a virtual porn vid of a dick right up in his face. Like that shit would be hilarious to be see him flailing about with his VR helmet on trying to get the Virtua-Cock away from him...or at least experience the rant on Facebook later.

OK, probably a exceptional thought but I just had to get it out there.

I feel like Chris's public hatred of ducks has more to do with his own latent homosexual tendencies than it does with actual revulsion. Keep in mind this guy used to stare at a sailor moon poster to "keep him straight". Most people who don't want a good dicking don't need to be kept straight by anything, much less some gay ass poster

 

[HumanBeanbag]

Welp, Chris has just started playing Minecraft.

And he was playing the PS3 version even though there is a PS4 version. Maybe he had an old copy?

He used his PS4 to play the music for his most recent singing video. You can see that he has the console on in most of his 'desk' videos from the last few months because of the blue controller light, so he is still using it. But he hasn't unlocked any trophies for PS4 games since June 12th.

It seems to be on all the time, so maybe it's no longer a game machine and just functions as an expensive streaming box for him to watch TV.

 

[Silver Octopus]

And he was playing the PS3 version even though there is a PS4 version. Maybe he had an old copy?

He used his PS4 to play the music for his most recent singing video. You can see that he has the console on in most of his 'desk' videos from the last few months because of the blue controller light, so he is still using it. But he hasn't unlocked any trophies for PS4 games since June 12th.

It seems to be on all the time, so maybe it's no longer a game machine and just functions as an expensive streaming box for him to watch TV.

Surely this must rack up a big electricity bill - that's what I never understood about the chandlers, how have they managed to continue to pay the bills since Bob's death?
Their only source of income is government welfare checks but is that really enough for the electricity, the fast food they eat everyday, cat and dog supplies, gasoline, insurance, legos...
The only bill I imagine they save money on is the water bill because they obviously don't shower or clean dishes. And surely their credit must be so bad they can't take out more loans now, right?