Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[ToroidalBoat]

Do you recall when "Honor Roll" claimed that whenever some makes up a character or fiction, they are merely using "psychic powers" to tap into "another dimension" -- which would mean that he believes there's no such thing as real creativity? Could that BS be him subconsciously projecting his lack of creativity on others, via evoking "magic"?

 

[Optimus Prime]

Do you recall when "Honor Roll" claimed that whenever some makes up a character or fiction, they are merely using "psychic powers" to tap into "another dimension" -- which would mean that he believes there's no such thing as real creativity? Could that BS be him subconsciously projecting his lack of creativity on others, via evoking "magic"?

It was some time after he became settled in at Caden's Crackshack that he made the tweet post detailing how all cartoons and images are simply 'depictions' or 'windows' into these alternate realities. Something about him getting 'visions' which might be a weird interpretation of his of actual moments of creative thought. But it isn't exclusive, since Chris has drawn art (of himself) that is more 'interpretive' like the cover for the 'Three-Quarters Woman' CD and then that weird one where it's a picture of himself, with a space inside his head that's only occupied by another instance of himself.

If we look back at the root of why Chris is so attached to animated characters, it's simply "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" all the way down. The very idea that there is a world full of funny cartoon people that humans could conceivably visit has always appealed to Chris. He hates his life, the Sonichu comic and really CWCville itself stands as testament to how he sees everything that he doesn't like is a great injustice to him, the literal main villain being the personification of his Graduation Day - the day his childhood truly ended. Really, he wants his life to be a cartoon, wishing with all his might that Fringe happened, and two worlds collided which would bring about the 'Merge' and straight up create WFRR in Virginia, and then when THAT didn't happen despite claiming it started the day he was arrested, Chris now proclaims himself as Jesus 2.0 and that he exists everywhere across all multiverses like Rick fucking Sanchez or something.

His claims that pictures and cartoons are windows into these other worlds is 100% escapist cope. They are the only ways Chris can experience these settings that are so much more appealing than his own, it's why he has to believe they're looking into alternate realities man could conceivably visit someday. Because the one person Chris doesn't want to be more than anything is boring old Christian Weston Chandler.

HOWEVER, Chris still has enough grasp of reality to understand that even cartoon worlds, if they existed, would not so readily be changed. It is for this reason he gets upset over things like Sonic's blue arms, or ironically G5 Pony (even though the latter is officially in the same timeline as G4, just so far in the future it doesn't really matter). These contradict his mental view of the things he loves so much, which can't happen to 'real worlds' - he actively denies the proof that these are nothing more than fictional creations that are not immutable in the slightest, because it would shatter his belief that cartoons exist at all. Hence why he so readily believes the Ukraine War is the result of G5 - we live in rather turbulent times thanks to the media cycle, and this is Chris convincing himself that he's right when all he's doing is making up connections to get to his pre-concieved end-point of needing to follow HIS demands or everything will go to shit globally.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

If we look back at the root of why Chris is so attached to animated characters, it's simply "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" all the way down. The very idea that there is a world full of funny cartoon people that humans could conceivably visit has always appealed to Chris.

If all fiction -- "published or unpublished" -- were real, it'd more or less cancel itself out.

For example, what about a fiction where a time traveler prevents Big Bang from happening somehow, without paradox because future was changed Back to the Future style, so no characters can appear later? Or a fiction where some "interdimensional" tomfoolery happens and stops all "dimensions" from forming? Or, a fiction where there is no fiction?

Of course, "Honor Roll" is too "exceptional" to see that.

["Honor Roll"] hates his life

It's an objective fact that "living" as "Chris Chan" is rather unpleasant.

Also I think what "Honor Roll" considers paradise is a cartoon "hugbox" world full of "recolors" of furry corporate mascot cartoon characters, with endless Saturday morning cartoon wacky shenanigans, as well as degenerate "yiffing" and incest. A deranged world where he reigns as an absolute monarch, with said "recolors" worshiping his fat ass.

And it's clear that in whatever "Honor Roll" considers to be paradise, he wants to be magically transformed into some busty "goddess" with long "Battery Charged Blue" hair.

 

[Optimus Prime]

If all fiction -- "published or unpublished" -- were real, it'd more or less cancel itself out.

For example, what about a fiction where a time traveler prevents Big Bang from happening somehow, without paradox because future was changed Back to the Future style, so no characters can appear later? Or a fiction where some "interdimensional" tomfoolery happens and stops all "dimensions" from forming? Or, a fiction where there is no fiction?

Of course, "Honor Roll" is too "exceptional" to see that.


It's an objective fact that "living" as "Chris Chan" is rather unpleasant.

Also I think what "Honor Roll" considers paradise is a cartoon "hugbox" world full of "recolors" of furry corporate mascot cartoon characters, with endless Saturday morning cartoon wacky shenanigans, as well as degenerate "yiffing" and incest. A deranged world where he reigns as an absolute monarch, with said "recolors" worshiping his fat ass.

And it's clear that in whatever "Honor Roll" considers to be paradise, he wants to be magically transformed into some busty "goddess" with long "Battery Charged Blue" hair.

Even if he could understand, I doubt he would care. He actually tried this a while back by making the silly claim that the 'affair with mother' happened in another parallel timeline with a different Chris, meaning it could have happened, but it totally wasn't the 'main' Chris who was responsible, so while he could say it might have happened, it was about as close to an out and out denial he could manage while likely thinking it was a clever way of avoiding outright denial.

Until that one recent post where he just randomly brings it up in full outright denial.

One can only wonder how he would have turned out had he gotten the proper care and attention he needed during his formative years, as opposed to being forcefully 'mainstreamed' and raised by people who seemed to be genuinely terrible parents.

 

[vomitusdeux]

One of the moments I notice hasn't been mentioned is when he had those fucking kittens and lied about not having medicine for them and tried to get people to pay him money for the medicine, and when someone bought medicine he had an entire fucking spergout about how he wanted cash instead (to buy legos)

 

[ToroidalBoat]

["Honor Roll"] actually tried this a while back by making the silly claim that the 'affair with mother' happened in another parallel timeline with a different Chris, meaning it could have happened, but it totally wasn't the 'main' Chris who was responsible, so while he could say it might have happened, it was about as close to an out and out denial he could manage while likely thinking it was a clever way of avoiding outright denial.

So that "exceptional individual" expects people believe the evidence of him "healing" Barb was somehow obtained "from another dimension", or is fiction "in this dimension"?

he had those fucking kittens and lied about not having medicine for them

How that fat freak treats cats can be very infuriating.

 

[Optimus Prime]

One of the moments I notice hasn't been mentioned is when he had those fucking kittens and lied about not having medicine for them and tried to get people to pay him money for the medicine, and when someone bought medicine he had an entire fucking spergout about how he wanted cash instead (to buy legos)

Just like behavior I've sometimes heard about people who look homeless and ask people for food money, but get mad when they are offered straight up food instead because they really wanted the money for drugs.

So that "exceptional individual" expects people believe the evidence of him "healing" Barb was somehow obtained "from another dimension", or is fiction "in this dimension"?


How that fat freak treats cats can be very infuriating.

What he expects changes at any given moment.

The affair with mother was originally something he bragged about to Null about his 'older girlfriend', then it turned into the whole BS about soul healing to make sure she didn't die from the car crash that happened two months later, and THEN it turned into "I want my mother out of the picture so I can go back to living at my house."

And it's all one big LARP that will drop the second something catches Chris off guard or pisses him off enough to make the real him respond.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

And it's all one big LARP that will drop the second something catches Chris off guard or pisses him off enough to make the real him respond.

Like the time he dropped that "body swap with Sonichu" BS because of some pony crap?

 

[Optimus Prime]

Like the time he dropped that "body swap with Sonichu" BS because of some pony crap?

Exactly.

 

[King Kiwi]

Do you think Chris ever got an ass beating as a child?

That's one thing that I think was lacking in his developmental process.

A good ass beating.

And I mean a really good ass beating.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Do you think Chris ever got an ass beating as a child?

That's one thing that I think was lacking in his developmental process.

A good ass beating.

And I mean a really good ass beating.

Nope, and that's why he is today. In Chris's case, I think it would have worked. Take that one video of him all trooned out in his driveway, kicking a soccer ball around. At one point, the ball rolled across the street, and up his neighbor's driveway. Chris immediately stopped before going onto the driveway, and waited until the ball rolled back onto the road.

Obviously he has it in his skull that going onto their property was really bad, and I doubt it was because someone calmly explained it to him. This is why everyone really liked the idea of Chris going to actual big boy prison, because even in PC, people there don't like disrespect or acting out of the norms, and would have set him straight the way he should have been.

 

[AnOminous]

One can only wonder how he would have turned out had he gotten the proper care and attention he needed during his formative years, as opposed to being forcefully 'mainstreamed' and raised by people who seemed to be genuinely terrible parents.

He would have been better off just dumped in a tard home as a kid and left there.

 

[King Kiwi]

He would have been better off just dumped in a tard home as a kid and left there.

This made me smile. Its been a rough day.

Thanks.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

Saw an ad for Ollies that had G5 toys which means they aren't selling at the big box retailers.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Do you recall when "Honor Roll" used to think that "Axe" deodorant was a "shower in a can" and an aphrodisiac?

 

[Optimus Prime]

Saw an ad for Ollies that had G5 toys which means they aren't selling at the big box retailers.

It's rare to even see G5 at retailers these days. Hasbro's barely even supporting the line.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris wanting to start trouble as an excuse to use the mace to feel 'like a woman'

Dumbass' idea of what women with mace are like no doubt came from jhonny bravo cartoons where they taze, mace. And judo throw him for hitting on them.

His Idea of women has always been stuck in outdated cartoon stereotypes. The way he wrote female characters for years in his comics was stuck in the mindset of 80s cartoons, even in the 2000s when the writing for girl characters was...not much better than the writing in said 80s cartoons, but definitely better than the writing Chris had.


When he did eventually go full tomgirl/troon every picture, every post, every action, all his behaviors were essentially a man larping as what he thinks females are like based on outdated stereotypes from cartoons and anime

 

[ToroidalBoat]

That's one thing that I think was lacking in his developmental process.

I doubt it was because someone calmly explained it to him.

I think people can grow up fine without severe violence (I'm against "corporal punishment" BTW). The problem with how "Honor Roll" was raised is that Borb were very coddling. It seems they lacked doing what Mary Lee Walsh and the other "villains" did: firmly telling him "NO" and not putting up with derping BS. By the time of "The Classic" days, it was likely already too late: anyone who does not take crap from "Honor Roll" is a villain in his derpy eyes. Also if someone tried to beat him up, he'd probably just hold a really big grudge against the perpetrator, while continuing to derp around as his egotistical, delusional, incestuous self.

When he did eventually go full tomgirl/troon every picture, every post, every action, all his behaviors were essentially a man larping as what he thinks females are like

Isn't that the case with all "transgender" guys?

And the stereotypical anime or 1980s cartoon view of women is better than how "Honor Roll" sees an ideal woman. Even some 1950s stereotypical view of women is better than what that imbecile considers ideal. "Honor Roll" seems to want a Barb replacement who waits on and worships him unquestioningly, with seemingly no independent desires or thoughts. It seems that who the automaton girl is doesn't even matter: "Lovely Weather" is just a position to fill, which is why those idiotic "Attraction Signs" read as "Help Wanted" ads. And why "Honor Roll" wasn't really fazed when he lost a "Sweetheart from the Ground-Up": it's "on to the next applicant" to him.

 

[King Kiwi]

I think people can grow up fine without severe violence (I'm against "corporal punishment" BTW).

I believe so, too, to an extent.

Corporal punishment should be the last resort, in most cases.

A good hiding may have prevented certain behaviors in adulthood, however.

If it makes you feel any better, I've had a handful of good hidings and more than a few threats with a belt. I don't think it did me any harm in the long run.

 

[AnOminous]

If it makes you feel any better, I've had a handful of good hidings and more than a few threats with a belt. I don't think it did me any harm in the long run.

I'm thankful for the few times I had corporal punishment because I was a fucking retard who would do utterly insane shit. As in, nothing but hitting this retard will instill the message that this shit is not allowed. Without a couple damn good whackings as a kid I would have ended up in prison.