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The American Hedgehog said:
The PS4 is back.
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Seeing at the first achievement in that game is for pressing a single button, Chris has clearly bought this and not yet played it. And who could blame him, having two copies already.

He has the exact same achievements for the Vita and PS3 versions which makes me wonder if he's just following some kind of achievements guide. Which is a weird way to play a game that is meant to be about creativity.
 
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AnOminous said:
Is Hasbro literally autism in the form of a corporation?
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To be perfectly honest I wonder how much autistic manchildren play into their marketing demographics. I mean a child you only a have a brief window of age in which you can take advantage of their materialistic impulsive desire, but a manbaby is a customer for life.
 
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Lipitor said:
To be perfectly honest I wonder how much autistic manchildren play into their marketing demographics. I mean a child you only a have a brief window of age in which you can take advantage of their materialistic impulsive desire, but a manbaby is a customer for life.
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That is an interesting point. I feel like this sort of thing you'd expect another toy company like Bandai to do (they cornered that market well).
 
AnOminous said:
Is Hasbro literally autism in the form of a corporation?
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That reminds me of how modern Transformers Is made by Hasbro and Takara (tomy)
See, Takara had a merger with TOMY quite some years ago yet they still tend to use a single name on some products more so than the alternate "TakaraTomy" name.
TOMY makes sonic figures now. Mostly sonic bLARMS, but now they're also making Genesis style sonic figures. They also made the sonic boom Toy he tore the arms off.
Takara releases tend to make unnecessary "rare variants" (their release of one of the megatrons from last year was an event exclusive limited edition figure for absolutely no reason.) Let's also remember the fact Takara was responsible for a lot of the G1 transformers molds and they seem to have an unhealthy obsession with the G1 cartoon lately.
What I'm getting at is you might be onto something. And that something is at least better than shitting your pants and doing nothing.


Speaking Of Transformers, I'd like to think that Chris choosing an Orange Prime head for Trump is either due to his subconscious latent respect for Trump, or him attempting to "rid himself of masculinity" .The fact that Optimus prime was one of his personal cited "role models" before the never-ending nightmare led me to create "theory". Then again he bought another Optimus recently so that now debunks my joke. I can still dream though.
The obvious answer is that it's orange and PMURT! IS ORANGE! THE P IS SILENT! PMURT PMURT PMURT! PPPTH!
 
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Exactly how clueless is Chris when it comes to his fanbase nowadays?
When weens pay him fifty bucks to record stupid, unfunny vids, is he aware that it's just a really shitty attempt at trolling, or does he actually convince himself that his fans are trying to help him?
 
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Tonberry said:
Exactly how clueless is Chris when it comes to his fanbase nowadays?
When weens pay him fifty bucks to record stupid, unfunny vids, is he aware that it's just a really shitty attempt at trolling, or does he actually convince himself that his fans are trying to help him?
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He does have the idea that some people buying his shit may be trolls but only as a general concept, otherwise he still fully believes he's a genuine celebrity.
He's had that idea even before his discovery because of his mentality that anything he puts on the internet is instantly seen by everyone.
 
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I read in:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/read-this-if-youre-planning-to-troll-chris.1674/

That "trolls control the Chris trolling", like the oldschool Chris trolls so to speak. But is that even still true today? (Not that I have any plans myself mind you, I'd suck at it) The last Chris Troll that delivered some actual content, Cathy, and her "cousin" seemed to be completely unrelated to any of the old crew and asides from Kim just talking to Chris, I doubt they're still invested in it?
 
Was there ever a period in Chris' life that you ever felt genuinely sorry for him? Maybe until his true nature showed itself or you felt he went through a transformation?

Personally I felt bad for him right up until the Ivy Saga. If I knew about it then, I probably would have white knighted for him a bit. What would have changed that for me was Chris' attempts to cheat on Ivy, and later trying to lure Kacey to his house and steal her from Liquid. From there, it has just gone down hill.
 
FightenGnome said:
Was there ever a period in Chris' life that you ever felt genuinely sorry for him? Maybe until his true nature showed itself or you felt he went through a transformation?
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In the last couple of years, Chris constantly makes me feel sorry for him without even trying. Those videos where the fat crossdressing man in his 30s keeps mumbling like an exceptional kid while playing with legos in his toy-filled room are the most pity-inducing content Chris has ever posted on youtube, IMO.
 
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Goochole said:
That "trolls control the Chris trolling", like the oldschool Chris trolls so to speak. But is that even still true today?
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Not really. It's not like anyone can really control access to Chris anyway, and his own paranoia limits that. It used to be more the case that people would defer to old trolls but more to be part of a cool kids' club than because they ever had any actual control over anything other than what they personally were doing.

Weens gonna ween.
 
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The Lawgiver said:
Speaking Of Transformers, I'd like to think that Chris choosing an Orange Prime head for Trump is either due to his subconscious latent respect for Trump, or him attempting to "rid himself of masculinity" .The fact that Optimus prime was one of his personal cited "role models" before the never-ending nightmare led me to create "theory". Then again he bought another Optimus recently so that now debunks my joke. I can still dream though.
The obvious answer is that it's orange and PMURT! IS ORANGE! THE P IS SILENT! PMURT PMURT PMURT! PPPTH!
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Funny thing about that is that the figure he got the head from, Sentinel Prime, is already jokingly referred to as being robot Trump, so putting his head on Galvatron wasn't even necessary.

I think this says something about Chris himself. It shows that his interest in these things is probably very shallow. He doesn't really care about the characters that the toys represent, he hasn't gone out and bought them because he likes the character, he just bought them because they're Transformers.
 
Was Chris graded on a different curve than the other students at his high school? I fail to see how he was on the Honor Roll otherwise.
 
Vault Boy said:
Was Chris graded on a different curve than the other students at his high school? I fail to see how he was on the Honor Roll otherwise.
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I think it's already been said elsewhere the reason why he got those passing grades (and Honor Roll) is simply the school not wanting to keep him there longer if they held him back, and gave him that incentive simply for being who he is, as they would do for any other autistic students.
 
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I've been wondering this. When Chris spent time in jail before he was bailed out do you think some of the nice inmates fucked his ass and made him suck them off? I've been wondering this because Chris is so against homosexuality, that when he was in jail i bet he was against being put in the protective gay pods and demanded general pop. If he came in wearing a bra, his gaytard Sailor Neptune outfit, makeup and pretending to be a girl it probably followed him up and he was probably getting ass rammed the next day.
 
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I find it funny how one person who allegedly wasn't even related to people who already had a hobby of baiting Chris into doing stupid shit he didn't really need to do at all managed to spur what is now the longest, most depressing and uneventful saga in Chris's life.
What's sad is Chris probably doesn't even notice it.
This entire fucking tomgirl saga was like the perfect fucking storm. They got chris right around the time the whole transtrender thing was kicking off and I kinda think that the Coincidental timing combined with the media's influence and the whole Bruce Jenner thing a while back have certainly wreaked havoc on the many potential ways the tomgirl saga could have evolved into something much more Hilarious.
E-begging Trannies are fucking everywhere online and the fact that Chris is slowly devolving into just another generic crazy transtrender fucking hurts, because when Chris wasn't "Christine" he actually was funny in his own unique, surreal way. Now it's just "I Hate trump vote Hillary send me money please". Just go to the Tumbl or rat king subforums and you'll see a whole bunch of that shit in almost every thread.

I'm just wondering what the hell he did with all those amiibos he never sent people. They were clearly already finished and ready to ship and it fucking bothers me to this day because I can't see them in any of his recent videos, Just like the massive green robot he bought once.

AnOminous said:
Not really. It's not like anyone can really control access to Chris anyway, and his own paranoia limits that. It used to be more the case that people would defer to old trolls but more to be part of a cool kids' club than because they ever had any actual control over anything other than what they personally were doing.

Weens gonna ween.
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Don't forget about his "managers"


RealDecepticonLeader said:
Funny thing about that is that the figure he got the head from, Sentinel Prime, is already jokingly referred to as being robot Trump, so putting his head on Galvatron wasn't even necessary.

I think this says something about Chris himself. It shows that his interest in these things is probably very shallow. He doesn't really care about the characters that the toys represent, he hasn't gone out and bought them because he likes the character, he just bought them because they're Transformers.
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He's also Optimus prime's mentor according to multiple sources I've checked.
And so we come full circle.
 
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I think Chris' tomgirl phase is just an attemp to pile on as many labels as he can so he can claim discrimination. He's not just Autist, he's a high functioning, retarded, autistic, transgendered lesbian man child. Labels, to him, are probably like ice cream toppings. The more he has, the better he feels.
 
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