Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[ToroidalBoat]

"New Age" beliefs not only claim that "psychic powers" are real and encourages people to develop them, but also claims that science and history really agree with "New Age" beliefs, such as crystals having "magic" powers, or Atlantis being real. "New Agers" like to use science-y sounding terms like "vibration" and "energy", so one who believes in "New Age" can think they're smarter than they are. Sorta like how a certain lolcow tries to sound edumacated by using big words, but ends up sounding stupid.

And of course there's the apparent lack of a moral code, which can be along with a focus instead on "spiritual platitudes" such as vaguely defined love. Also "reincarnation" is a big part of "New Age" spirituality, which that lolcow has believed in even before he said "meh" to Christianity. "New Age" can also be very consumerist, what with all the books and crystals and outrageous fees for "psychic" services. So-called "New Age" really does seem like the perfect fit to an egotistical imbecile who wants promiscuity, adultery, and even incest to be "okay, well, and good", wants to sound like he's smart, and wants to be God, while thinking this world is full of "psychic powers" and other "magic" ("herp derp just like Mary Poppins and Pokemon!").

Christianity usually teaches serving a more powerful God, rather than becoming God. I've heard Christians argue that "New Age" even echoes what the serpent said in the Garden of Eden. Not good to the bloated ego of a certain lolcow. Also God (and the bear) weren't bringing "Honor Roll" a "Sweetheart from the Ground-Up" while also making the world kiss his ass (ew). No wonder that freak turned to "New Age" (there's even a "New Age" belief in gaining "Christ consciousness" or something like that).

 

[King Metalia]

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At almost every convention I've been to since seeing the real Chris at BronyCon, I have seen at least one or two people cosplaying as Chris. Since Chris got kicked out of one convention and preemptively banned from another, could other people be kicked out of cons for cosplaying as him?

I'm still waiting for conventions to enact a Wikipedia esque zero tolerance policy for even mentioning Chris's name much less dressing up as him.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

With the history of youtubers covering Chris becoming cows after they try to start heavily white knighting him and crying over muh transphobia. What's the odds? The fake Reddit psychologist will be the next Chris-Chan history channel. Sonichu Psychology will be the next big cow? His Null video is nothing but him bitching about tranny jokes and advocating for Kiwi farms to be shutdown. Nigga even said Yikes unironically.

I don't think I'll ever get used to these YouTubers calling people like Chris and ADF "she/her", even though they all do it. Like even as they're mocking them in hour+ long videos, they feel like they gotta respect those pronouns.

It makes for some surreal lines though, like, "She got a bicycle but couldn't ride it because she was afraid the seat would crush her balls."

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

It makes for some surreal lines though, like, "She got a bicycle but couldn't ride it because she was afraid the seat would crush her balls."

That’s the death of western civilization for you. Ancient pagan Rome went full on tranny obsession before the empire collapsed.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Y'know, it just occurred to me what an absolute double standard Chris has regarding characters dying in the cartoon world and what he actually allowed to happen.

Specifically, way back in Sonichu #8 where Optimus Prime straight up drives into the car Sarah Jackson was driving, instantly killing her. Since Chris believes characters dying in the comics is the same as actual death, even back then it betrayed how much he really cares about other people when he created a comic version of a real life human simply to execute her immediately. With Optimus Fucking Prime no less.

It is a shame that Chris no longer makes the comics like he used to, because it would be really interesting to see how he would portray his little holy war against MLP G5 and Russia. Would he violently have the G5 ponies killed? Would Putin turn into some kind of Mecha-Hitler ala Wolfenstien? How many comic creations would exist simply to die for the sake of Chris's self-indulgence against reality?

 

[The Lawgiver]

Y'know, it just occurred to me what an absolute double standard Chris has regarding characters dying in the cartoon world and what he actually allowed to happen.

Specifically, way back in Sonichu #8 where Optimus Prime straight up drives into the car Sarah Jackson was driving, instantly killing her. Since Chris believes characters dying in the comics is the same as actual death, even back then it betrayed how much he really cares about other people when he created a comic version of a real life human simply to execute her immediately. With Optimus Fucking Prime no less.

It is a shame that Chris no longer makes the comics like he used to, because it would be really interesting to see how he would portray his little holy war against MLP G5 and Russia. Would he violently have the G5 ponies killed? Would Putin turn into some kind of Mecha-Hitler ala Wolfenstien? How many comic creations would exist simply to die for the sake of Chris's self-indulgence against reality?

Optimus prime vehicular manslaughter and the fucking Boulder dropping whale are some of the funniest Sonichu deaths.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

*her

I'm out

This isn't healthy.

So true sir!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

That freak's name has been getting ever more freakishly "special snowflake" as he gets ever crazier.

At first, it was "Christopher Weston Chandler", which sounds kinda redneck. The "Christopher" part was changed to "Christian" because of "God and the bear". Then "Christine" because he "went tomgirl". Now what he wants as his full name is this idiotic and blasphemous wannabe royal title. An "exceptional" name with the name of a character combining 2 corporate mascot characters he "invented", because a teacher said "no copyrighted characters" on a CD cover project about a quarter of a century ago.

 

[Optimus Prime]

That freak's name has been getting ever more freakishly "special snowflake" as he gets ever crazier.

At first, it was "Christopher Weston Chandler", which sounds kinda redneck. The "Christopher" part was changed to "Christian" because of "God and the bear". Then "Christine" because he "went tomgirl". Now what he wants as his full name is this idiotic and blasphemous wannabe royal title. An "exceptional" name with the name of a character combining 2 corporate mascot characters he "invented", because a teacher said "no copyrighted characters" on a CD cover project about a quarter of a century ago.

Does he still attach 'Blue Heart CPU' to it? Or did 'Jesus Christ' replace that?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Does he still attach 'Blue Heart CPU' to it?

Yep. "Honor Roll" claims to be both Christ and a vidya "goddess" at the same time.

 

[Broseph]

that mall has never even had a food court

Then where did Chris and Bob meet up with that troll "Emily" all those years and years ago?

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

That freak's name has been getting ever more freakishly "special snowflake" as he gets ever crazier.

At first, it was "Christopher Weston Chandler", which sounds kinda redneck. The "Christopher" part was changed to "Christian" because of "God and the bear". Then "Christine" because he "went tomgirl". Now what he wants as his full name is this idiotic and blasphemous wannabe royal title. An "exceptional" name with the name of a character combining 2 corporate mascot characters he "invented", because a teacher said "no copyrighted characters" on a CD cover project about a quarter of a century ago.

Well those doctors that diagnosed Chris's autism when he was a child did specifically say that Chris would never be able to write his name properly...

 

[Debbie Macomber]

I joked that the group home might consider Sonichu his vocational rehabilitation, but now I'm seriously wondering if they released him to Praetor because they pulled out receipts to show "See? Chris could make bank working for us!" without telling them about the $6000/$400 split

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

In ways famed CWC-isms "niggos" and "gaybian" may be another facet of Chris' ego. He just throws out "close-enough" words in hopes of skirting the responsibilities of sorts placed on him.

 

[AnOminous]

In ways famed CWC-isms "niggos" and "gaybian" may be another facet of Chris' ego. He just throws out "close-enough" words in hopes of skirting the responsibilities of sorts placed on him.

Remember he was basically trolled into saying "nigger" and really didn't want to, so he chose that. It isn't the sort of thing he'd usually say. I don't generally buy the "Chris is racist because of Bob" because I don't buy the "Bob was a racist" shit either.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Remember he was basically trolled into saying "nigger" and really didn't want to, so he chose that. It isn't the sort of thing he'd usually say. I don't generally buy the "Chris is racist because of Bob" because I don't buy the "Bob was a racist" shit either.

Agreed. Bob probably made some remarks that modern young people would find offense (like Obama "painting the white house black" thing) but overall didn't seem like a racist at all. He was born in the south in the 30s or whenever, so you can't really expect him to be more progressive towards race. Hell, he was even a huge fan of the UN and went to a Korean church and was friends with people there.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Agreed. Bob probably made some remarks that modern young people would find offense (like Obama "painting the white house black" thing) but overall didn't seem like a racist at all. He was born in the south in the 30s or whenever, so you can't really expect him to be more progressive towards race. Hell, he was even a huge fan of the UN and went to a Korean church and was friends with people there.

Not to mention extremely into and knowledgeable about jazz music. I hate the entire "Chris wasn't racist or homophobic until his parents taught him that" cope that seems prevalent. Chris has the ability to become racist and homophobic all by himself.

 

[AnOminous]

Agreed. Bob probably made some remarks that modern young people would find offense (like Obama "painting the white house black" thing) but overall didn't seem like a racist at all.

That's such a harmless boomer joke. It isn't even racist. It just mentions race. I wouldn't even be surprised if he told Chris that nigger was the kind of word only white trash used and if he heard it out of him he'd slap it out of his mouth.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Do you think if Geno were to announce that season 2 will feature no footage of Chris' post jail streams the super chat money from Weens would dry up?
I feel like the only reason Chris is making money on these streams is people are trying to buy their way into the next season of the documentary by sending super chats of outdated memes.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Do you think if Geno were to announce that season 2 will feature no footage of Chris' post jail streams the super chat money from Weens would dry up?
I feel like the only reason Chris is making money on these streams is people are trying to buy their way into the next season of the documentary by sending super chats of outdated memes.

As far as I know there are very few interesting info that came out of those streams and deserve to be featured, like when he confirmed that he pays rent to Caden or when he said that Flutter is around 30 years old. A few seconds of footage in the future documentary is not the thing that makes weens going, the retards keep giving Chris money hoping he will notice their oh so clever memes and have le epic breakdown live on camera, admit he crapped his pants and cry Julaaaay or something.