Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[King Metalia]

He unironically believes, or at least did believe, that at one point he looked like Sailor Neptune with his blue/green hair.

Make of that what you will.

It's a source of great sadness that Chris has associated himself with Sailor Moon. This must be how Pokemon and Sonic fans feel.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Make of that what you will.

Severely autistic face blindness, wishful thinking, or both.

This must be how Pokemon and Sonic fans feel.

"Chris Chan turns everything he touches into shit." - some troll awhile back

But really, it's best not to let that incestuous freak ruin a series to you. There's plenty of other fans of series he likes, otherwise they wouldn't have been in business.

 

[Optimus Prime]

It's a source of great sadness that Chris has associated himself with Sailor Moon. This must be how Pokemon and Sonic fans feel.

Dude, the second the Hyperdimension Neptunia fanbase heard Chris got involved, there was some very public (and now lost to time) freakouts.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Maybe Chris is just learning Finnish because he needs to finnish the Dimensional Merge, and when that happens the language spoken in CWCville will be Finnish.

I do think Flutter is a factor of course.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Maybe Chris is just learning Finnish because he needs to finnish the Dimensional Merge, and when that happens the language spoken in CWCville will be Finnish.

I do think Flutter is a factor of course.

The Dimensional Merge can't happen (despite happening according to Chris for the past 2-3 years) because G5 exists.

 

[Ammyterasu]

So, it's been 41 days since his last confirmed sighting on March 25th. His last twitter post was on April 16th (it's a never before seen comic page but Praetor could also have it and have access to his account) and the last post he liked was on March 22nd. His song videos are all later-posted and Praetor likely has access to his youtube, he messed up and accidentally livestreamed the latest one on March 25th. His April 22nd video with him picking up gravel in front of Barb's house doesn't look like it was filmed in the spring time. Most damning, I believe, is the fact that his last livestream was on March 9th: he makes good money from them thanks to all the retarded weens and it's unlikely that Caden would let him slack off so much, when since October Chris made around 3 livestreams every month.

Is he dead and Praetor is "Weekend at Bernie's" him? Did he volunteer to go assassinate Putin? Did he wander into the house's forbidden basement where Caden is experimenting new, sinister kinds of mushrooms and he's now more fungus than man? Did he marry Flutter and they're now having a honeymoon in Finland? Did he pull a Jonestown along with his devotees?

 

[Optimus Prime]

So, it's been 41 days since his last confirmed sighting on March 25th. His last twitter post was on April 16th (it's a never before seen comic page but Praetor could also have it and have access to his account) and the last post he liked was on March 22nd. His song videos are all later-posted and Praetor likely has access to his youtube, he messed up and accidentally livestreamed the latest one on March 25th. His April 22nd video with him picking up gravel in front of Barb's house doesn't look like it was filmed in the spring time. Most damning, I believe, is the fact that his last livestream was on March 9th: he makes good money from them thanks to all the retarded weens and it's unlikely that Caden would let him slack off so much, when since October Chris made around 3 livestreams every month.

Is he dead and Praetor is "Weekend at Bernie's" him? Did he volunteer to go assassinate Putin? Did he wander into the house's forbidden basement where Caden is experimenting new, sinister kinds of mushrooms and he's now more fungus than man? Did he marry Flutter and they're now having a honeymoon in Finland? Did he pull a Jonestown along with his devotees?

Assuming the reported sighting of him in Georgia was false, you are correct in that Chris has been oddly quiet for a long time - he hasn't even been sperging about G5 being Russian Propaganda which seemed to be his most pressing issue as of late. I strongly doubt Chris is dead, but beyond that anything really is possible without further information.

I believe we have the current license plate for Chris's car, right? Some variation of 'SON-CHU' or something. It's a longshot but maybe running a check on the plate for the car history could yield some information of note.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Some variation of 'SON-CHU' or something. It's a longshot but maybe running a check on the plate for the car history could yield some information of note.

Yeah SONCIHU, because some ween stole the original one.


Maybe he's not in Georgia, but I wonder if he's on a road trip somewhere. Is his Pokemon Go account still on private? That could give info too.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

he's just sucking dick for money in atlanta, don't worry. they do it all the time over there.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

And that yearbook had no signatures in it, as revealed in that rental house tour.

Also "Honor Roll" bought 2 yearbooks (for some reason), yet no one signed them. The only time "friends" came over to his house was for the little kid birthday party "BEST BIRTHDAY EVER". And he only ate lunch with "friends" on certain days. It really shows his lack of intelligence that he didn't realize he didn't have any real friends until the big reveal of Bob having to bribe to get the "gal pals" to tolerate hang out with him. And he is too egotistical to see that his freakish ego is why he has no friends.

 

[Glowie]

Autistic tangent 'american rabbit' was uploaded to YouTube with comment section talking about Chris Chan than the weird roller skating rabbit of patriotism and piano music.

I don't get it, do I have to be Autistic to see the deep lore and appeal?

After on surface research American Rabbit is produced by TOEI ANIMATION source and mascot for Japan-american airlines and even had plush toys pic related, I'm bored as fuck and decided to look into what effect American Rabbit had in Japan in 1980s, this was one autistic dig.

There's one plush on Etsy for Christorians

 

[Optimus Prime]

After on surface research American Rabbit is produced by TOEI ANIMATION source and mascot for Japan-american airlines and even had plush toys pic related, I'm bored as fuck and decided to look into what effect American Rabbit had in Japan in 1980s, this was one autistic dig.

There's one plush on Etsy for Christorians
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Still doesn't explain the fucking roller skates grafted into his feet.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

So, it's been 41 days since his last confirmed sighting on March 25th. His last twitter post was on April 16th (it's a never before seen comic page but Praetor could also have it and have access to his account) and the last post he liked was on March 22nd. His song videos are all later-posted and Praetor likely has access to his youtube, he messed up and accidentally livestreamed the latest one on March 25th. His April 22nd video with him picking up gravel in front of Barb's house doesn't look like it was filmed in the spring time. Most damning, I believe, is the fact that his last livestream was on March 9th: he makes good money from them thanks to all the retarded weens and it's unlikely that Caden would let him slack off so much, when since October Chris made around 3 livestreams every month.

Is he dead and Praetor is "Weekend at Bernie's" him? Did he volunteer to go assassinate Putin? Did he wander into the house's forbidden basement where Caden is experimenting new, sinister kinds of mushrooms and he's now more fungus than man? Did he marry Flutter and they're now having a honeymoon in Finland? Did he pull a Jonestown along with his devotees?

Someone on Reddit claims to be a security worker for the Big Island paper mill and claims to drive past Chris's house multiple times a day, stating that his car hasn't moved for weeks. I checked the maps and it does seem like someone patrolling around the paper mill would use a road right in front of Chris's house, so it could be legit.

Maybe Chris had a health issue? I think maybe Chris, when he got banned from Babscon, might have gotten similar rejections that we don't know about, and it's finally dawning on him that his stupid lies about not fucking his mother didn't work at all, and the one set of places, conventions, where he was really happy, do not want anything to do with him, and his little tard brain finally processed just how much he fucked up and he's in some hardcore depression.

Caden is still a still a stupid college aged kid and probably figured that Chris could be his dancing tard, forgetting that Chris does what Chris wants to do, handler girlfriend or not. Maybe Caden was demanding Chris show up in person but Chris doesn't want a public bumrushing out of a convention again, in front of everyone. Maybe Chris realizes, that girls screaming "OMG CHRIS CHAN" and coming up to take pictures is not ever going to happen again. Maybe he's seen social media posts about "Eww that motherfucker is creeping around our college" rather than "Wow it's Chris Chan!".

 

[themarchivist2]

So, it's been 41 days since his last confirmed sighting on March 25th. His last twitter post was on April 16th (it's a never before seen comic page but Praetor could also have it and have access to his account) and the last post he liked was on March 22nd. His song videos are all later-posted and Praetor likely has access to his youtube, he messed up and accidentally livestreamed the latest one on March 25th. His April 22nd video with him picking up gravel in front of Barb's house doesn't look like it was filmed in the spring time. Most damning, I believe, is the fact that his last livestream was on March 9th: he makes good money from them thanks to all the retarded weens and it's unlikely that Caden would let him slack off so much, when since October Chris made around 3 livestreams every month.

Considering a more optimistic possibility, could Praetor be advising Chris to shut up (or alternatively work on some complex-for-Chris-standards video) in anticipation for the Goddess Log release?

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Considering a more optimistic possibility, could Praetor be advising Chris to shut up (or alternatively work on some complex-for-Chris-standards video) in anticipation for the Goddess Log release?

That seems amazingly counter intuitive with your cash cow. While there might be a theory that Caden is holding Chris by the shorthairs and making him a sweatshop cow, I can't imagine Chris holding to that unless there's someone standing behind him making sure he's doing the work.

 

[King Kiwi]

After on surface research American Rabbit is produced by TOEI ANIMATION source and mascot for Japan-american airlines and even had plush toys pic related, I'm bored as fuck and decided to look into what effect American Rabbit had in Japan in 1980s, this was one autistic dig.

There's one plush on Etsy for Christorians

125 dollars, fuckers.

Who's got money to burn?

Tardy gonna need a get well soon present.

 

[*sigh*]

Why isn’t Chris-Chan on OnlyFans? Seems like an ideal platform for him.
No need to work, just jerk off on camera like the motherfucker he is.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Why isn’t Chris-Chan on OnlyFans? Seems like an ideal platform for him.
No need to work, just jerk off on camera like the motherfucker he is.

No, that's DSP.

 

[King Kiwi]

Yeah SONCIHU, because some ween stole the original one.
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Maybe he's not in Georgia, but I wonder if he's on a road trip somewhere. Is his Pokemon Go account still on private? That could give info too.

I suppose it's possible flutter's driving him around but we don't even know if he's in Atlanta.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

I am starting to think there may be something to the idea Chris is dead and they are just hiding it to sell merch, it would explain why the last video we got of his looked like it was made a few months ago.