Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Optimus Prime]

Plot twist, one of Chris' grandparents was the bastard child of Aleister Crowley.

Been listening to the Last Podcast series on him and I believe I remarked earlier in this thread or elsewhere it was striking how similar Crowley's self-image and behavior mirrors Chris. Particularly during the early incidents involving the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn when Crowley is going around wearing stuff like he was on the set of Braveheart and making hand sigils to curse people to death...before a guy quite literally went 'kick the autistic' on him down a flight of stairs.

 

[King Kiwi]

Maybe I'm not reading into the Cwiki enough, but it says Chris sent out an apology note to Walsh in 2014 during the Catherine saga.

He mentions an earlier thrawted attempt of trying at the school but somehow this first attempt mentions his mother and father were distressed upon finding a pink slip in their door for trespassing.

If his Catherine apology attempt was in 2014, when was the OG apology where he got the pink slip? And was this where he was permanently banned?

I tried looking through the Cwiki but it's a little confusing. Shame cause Chris's college shenanigans are among my favorites.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Crowley

Both Crowley and "Honor Roll" clearly have been unable to wield any magical powers, despite having claimed to use them.

The latter claimed he was using "telekinesis" (or "telepathy" as he stupidly called it) by letting rocks fall of hands.

 

[Glowie]

Been listening to the Last Podcast series on him and I believe I remarked earlier in this thread or elsewhere it was striking how similar Crowley's self-image and behavior mirrors Chris. Particularly during the early incidents involving the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn when Crowley is going around wearing stuff like he was on the set of Braveheart and making hand sigils to curse people to death...before a guy quite literally went 'kick the autistic' on him down a flight of stairs.

Crowley was mentally ill grifter before age of the internet, he was butt of every joke when his curses didn't work and he ended up irrelevant and forgotten outside grifters like Howard LeVey with church of Satan which has lolcow tier white knighting the circle jerk on Twitter and white knight Howard LeVey and by extension church of Satan. Which has declined to circlejerk of mentally ill, degenerate and criminals.

Chris' pay pigs are all but gone and Chris is white knighted by felons, he is getting banned left and right everything he even visits goes to shit thanks to his own actions, reddit tier a logs harassing innocent people.

Much like Crowley and Howard LeVey. Both were motivated by butthurt.

 

[King Kiwi]

Don't go to the damn house.

Something someone said got me thinking, what are anyone's thoughts about a wellness check on Barbara? Since Chris has been eerily silent and it looks like his car hasn't moved in a while.

Don't go to either damn house.

 

[Glowie]

Don't go to the damn house.

Something someone said got me thinking, what are anyone's thoughts about a wellness check on Barbara? Since Chris has been eerily silent and it looks like his car hasn't moved in a while.

Don't go to either damn house.

There could be bodies in either of the houses, don't approach ground that is abandoned by god, nothing good will come out it. It's very likely no-one is coming out those houses.

 

[King Metalia]

Maybe I'm not reading into the Cwiki enough, but it says Chris sent out an apology note to Walsh in 2014 during the Catherine saga.

He mentions an earlier thrawted attempt of trying at the school but somehow this first attempt mentions his mother and father were distressed upon finding a pink slip in their door for trespassing.

If his Catherine apology attempt was in 2014, when was the OG apology where he got the pink slip? And was this where he was permanently banned?

I tried looking through the Cwiki but it's a little confusing. Shame cause Chris's college shenanigans are among my favorites.

I'd be very interested as well to read Chris's apologies or look at them if drawings were involved. The PVCC saga is my favorite saga. I'd have loved to been a fly on the wall when Chris used the curse ye hamaha on Mary. Especially how Mary reacted to that incident.

 

[King Kiwi]

There could be bodies in either of the houses, don't approach ground that is abandoned by god, nothing good will come out it. It's very likely no-one is coming out those houses.

End game: Praetor was a cult suicide led by Caden all along and they needed Jesus Christ's blood.

 

[Glowie]

End game: Praetor was a cult suicide led by Caden all along and they needed Jesus Christ's blood.

They're doing everything from psilocybin shrooms, cannabis and opiates Praetor are drug addicts.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

the virgin "Praetor"

the Chad "Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens"

Praetor are drug addicts.

that could explain a lot

 

[Glowie]

the virgin "Praetor"

the Chad "Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens"


that could explain a lot

I find use of "praetor" ironic, guards of the emperor they were first ones to betray their emperor from corruption to assassination.

Chris feels that he is god king beloved by all, even his royal guard can't get their shit together. No-one loves him or want to see him, he's coping in his autistic make believe land to escape reality to the day he eventually dies from natural causes.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

No-one loves him or want to see him

And his ego is so obese that he'll most likely never see that, for the rest of his life.

"Honor Roll" didn't realize he had no real friends in high school until that big reveal.

 

[Glowie]

And his ego is so obese that he'll most likely never see that, for the rest of his life.

"Honor Roll" didn't realize he had no real friends in high school until that big reveal.

He only lost weight in prison, his ego was fed as kept misrepresenting the bible, Islam, still claim to have godly powers before he was Harold camping'd. Chris' delusion and imaginary friends feed his ego when reality kicks his ass. He'll grow even more deluded in his seclusion. His lawyers and tard wranglers made it clear that if he spergs out on social media or in public, he will face even more jail time. Chris has to be a really good boy.

No screaming at the camera or asking people to shoot the orange man. Benign antics are long gone.

In a way Chris is dead.

 

[themarchivist2]

What if Chris fucking his mom was a ritual like he claimed and not just him being a raging degenerate?

Even in the demented universe where this is true, Chris is still a coward, ironically enough. He's gone back on his admission of fucking Barb, purely because of public pressure - allegedly damning countless souls because of that decision, by his own logic. So even in that scenario, he's selfishly given in to earthly persecution just to make things better for himself.

Chris is such an incompetent "Jesus" that even under his own schizo logic, he's embarrassed himself and failed his people.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

In a way Chris is dead.

[throws pennies]

(Back in the day, people would mock "Honor Roll" by claiming Sonic is dead and/or throwing change his way to watch him pick it up.)

 

[Ammyterasu]

I'd have loved to been a fly on the wall when Chris used the curse ye hamaha on Mary. Especially how Mary reacted to that incident.

And Chris allegedly had a conversation with Sonichu in Mary Lee Walsh's office while she and the other PVCC staff member (Susan?) tore him a new one. How I wish that was recorded.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

How I wish that was recorded.

"Honor Roll" was suspended and had to attend some anger management thing. It clearly didn't work.

 

[Ammyterasu]

"Honor Roll" was suspended and had to attend some anger management thing. It clearly didn't work.

No I mean I wish it was video recorded. Or even audiotaped, to keep in with Chris and his teachers' tradition lol

 

[King Kiwi]

And Chris allegedly had a conversation with Sonichu in Mary Lee Walsh's office while she and the other PVCC staff member (Susan?) tore him a new one. How I wish that was recorded.

Mr Chandler, sit DOWN please!

Chris blathering. It's not that hard to figure out.

You've got an at the time middle age Christian woman in the Bible belt trying to make a decent young man out of at the time most entitled generation there's ever been.

While Chris might be the most unique case, he's probably far from the worst or even the most unusual. This technical school was where you went when you weren't able to get into a regular college or were preparing to go into a regular college, so I'm sure she has seen all kinds.

 

[AnOminous]

I find use of "praetor" ironic, guards of the emperor they were first ones to betray their emperor from corruption to assassination.

I find it ironic because of Caden's incredible stupidity and arrogance. He puts himself on the same plane, but yet, the Emperor he's orbiting is Chris-Chan, a fat retard with no power whatsoever. Even Chris has more actual power than this stupid drug-dealing convict dipshit.