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This is probably not an original thought so hit me with all the bad stickers.

So Chris’s life was a bizarre and accidental social experiment were we found out what happens when a sad and isolated autistic guy is raised by the Internet. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well.

It struck me the other day that this experiment is currently being ran hundreds of thousands of times at the moment, maybe millions of times, across the world. These people definitely aren’t as well documented and might only have two or three people fucking with them, but there are legions of varying degrees of Chris Chan’s being churned out as we speak.

Maybe the true horror of this hasn’t sank in yet but I really don’t know how to feel.
 
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FedPostalService said:
This is probably not an original thought so hit me with all the bad stickers.
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Stickers don't matter, this isn't reddit.

What you just re-iterated is basic history straight off CwCwiki. Chris started off as a harmless oversharing retard with neglectful hoarding parents.
Constant pampering and grooming lead to tomgirl arc and it's downhill from there.
Chris knows that he is over the hill, he's still single and universally hated. All is left to grow old on NEETbux and die alone

His Praetor will fuck off soon enough
 
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Glowie said:
Stickers don't matter, this isn't reddit.

What you just re-iterated is basic history straight off CwCwiki. Chris started off as a harmless oversharing retard with neglectful hoarding parents.
Constant pampering and grooming lead to tomgirl arc and it's downhill from there.
Chris knows that he is over the hill, he's still single and universally hated. All is left to grow old on NEETbux and die alone

His Praetor will fuck off soon enough
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It’s more that there’s hundreds of thousands of proto-Chris Chans out there that worried me.
 
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FedPostalService said:
That’s what a glowie would want me a think until they hand an autist and MR-15 and send them to the nearest school.
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Most autists would be too scared to go that far. Remember that legitimately, the worst physical harm Chris has ever done to another person, aside from his own mother, is use pepper spray like a coward against somebody who wasn't even actively threatening him.

Compare that to the fact that Chris is legally able to operate a two ton hulk of metal that is capable of at least 60 mph in a short amount of time. By "short" I'm not talking McLaren stupid-level acceleration, but a few seconds would be enough to build up the kind of power needed to plow clean through a storefront, or into a crowd of people, or whatever kind of action could kill somebody from the mishandling of such combination of weight and force in public.
 
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FedPostalService said:
That’s what a glowie would want me a think until they hand an autist and MR-15 and send them to the nearest school.
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Autist have severe hypersensitives, physical disabilities and they're cowards, Chris holds a simple pencil with a closed fist ever since classic Chris, Chris retorted those darned trolls by throwing curse-kame-has.

When confronted Chris shits himself and assumes hedgehog position like he was thrown out a convention.

Chris type autists rely on slap fighting and fantasizing at worst, no proto Chris is going to magically get a full automatic rifle somewhere and learn to use them.

Are you sure that you aren't from Reddit?
 
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FedPostalService said:
I haven’t asked your pronouns so that should clue you up.
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Your fedora tipping, lack of social awareness, oldfag larp and your own autism beg to differ.

Your outlandish proto Chris Chan tier line, Chris was a retard who drew shit comics, it's that simple, christian retard who obsessed with Saturday morning cartoons. Low functioning autists are harmless.
 
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Glowie said:
Autist have severe hypersensitives, physical disabilities and they're cowards, Chris holds a simple pencil with a closed fist ever since classic Chris, Chris retorted those darned trolls by throwing curse-kame-has.

When confronted Chris shits himself and assumes hedgehog position like he was thrown out a convention.

Chris type autists rely on slap fighting and fantasizing at worst, no proto Chris is going to magically get a full automatic rifle somewhere and learn to use them.

Are you sure that you aren't from Reddit?
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Chris's arms don't have the muscle to break a popsicle stick. I highly doubt a slap from Chris would hurt in the slightest.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Always use the heel of your palm.

And yes it probably would. He's got them big magilla gorilla arms.
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He has a body like a potato with pipe cleaners for arms and legs. I doubt he routinely lifts anything heavier than a can of Fanta. With his weird body shape, I think his arms may actually be thicker than his legs but he has no muscle tone whatsoever.
 
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Am I the only one who has noticed that Flutter walks weird?
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Maybe Flutter didn't get enough vitamin D as a child? Her height is stunted after all. If she experienced food insecurity in the past she could be a sympathetic person who cares about people at the bottom of the social strata, and Chris fits that description since he's a famous motherfucker.
 
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BeatboxBill said:
I still think she was hired by Praetor as a tard wrangler
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I think so too, in part.

I think originally she reached out to him because she's got some kind of hard on for this guy or she thinks that she can save him...

Then Caden just liked the arrangement and has been funding them for a while.

But over the months it looks like she's gotten more exasperated with the arrangement, however she seems to be hanging in there for one reason or another.

It says a lot about her mentality that she wants to associate with him, if Chris isn't lying about her writing to him.

Quite possibly he's lying and this really is Caden's dowdy, diminutive older sister who's been disowned from the family name for one reason or another.
 
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I saw some Axe body spray in the store yesterday and suddenly it made me nostalgic for the classic days when Chris was demanding that somehow Axe stop gay people from buying their products and was making ads for it in his comics.
That is one of the most underrated arcs in my book and I miss those good old days of Chris making a foll of himself without any outside help.
 
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