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I never understood why people would buy Chris Chan merchandise. It looks tacky, stupid, and gross.
There wa s a time I thought about picking up some of his stuff as there was a chance he could be recognised as some outsider artist after he inevitably joins the 41% and the value would shoot up.

Then he fucked his mother.
 
If chris hadn't admitted to raping barb and the audio file dropping, do you think null would have eventually pieced together that his "older girlfriend" was barb?
Chris is such a monumental retard he wanted people to connect the dots. Like he wrote to Null:
An intellectual, she is; worked a lot in numbers and accounting.
Also, you may note what I have told you of my lady friend so far and in future; I kinda want you to figure it out for yourself, as also the few others I’ve confided strictly with this detail. Don Lashomb and Wildcat are the two others who have additional clues as well.

And as he told Bella, if Sockness bothered him too much at the Everfree con he was going to "truth bomb" him (like his stupid "information overload" tactic from the ED days)
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I never understood why people would buy Chris Chan merchandise. It looks tacky, stupid, and gross.
Nobody who actually works for a living, pays taxes and has adult responsibilities buys his shit. It’s all fellow autists like him living off of tugboat Tardbuxx blowing it on Chris when it’s not being spent on microwave tendies and funko pops.

God I hope that’s the case at least…
 
Something just came to me:

I don't think there has ever been a mention of Digimon in the entirety of CWC lore or Sonichu for that matter. Yugioh and other late 90s anime got referenced in Sonichu except for Digimon.

At first, I thought it was odd until I realized that it seems to have been bigger in Canada and South America than it was in the USA. Was Chris Chan even aware of Digimon’s existence? I imagine he’d have the same autistic rage towards it as the blue armed bandit for being a “rip off of Pokemon”.

Quick aside, but I think the whole dimensional merge shit sounds like a Digimon plot point. It would have been stopped the minute Omnimon showed up. His logic of how the dimensional merge works implies that Digimon would be included in the equation, and the reason it didn't happen is because his attempt played out something like this:
Just replace all the black demon things with Sonichus.
 
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I imagine he’d have the same autistic rage towards it as the blue armed bandit for being a “rip off of Pokemon”.
That's what I fully expected too, I was surprised when that wasn't the case. From a 2008 chat
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I guess it's like you said, it wasn't super popular in the US so it didn't trigger Chris' "it's stealing the limelight from X" autism. Or it's another case of him being a hypocrite and not caring as long as he likes both, like he never cared about the Sega/Nintendo and then Sony console wars.
 
with demonchu theory growing in popularity I have a theory about the origin of the demon.
Tanit.

Part 1: the letter that Nick got with the medallion has a sigil that looks some what close to the Icon of tanit.

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part2: Tanit has parallels to chris's actions. Screenshot 2024-05-26 125257.png she was a mother goddess and we know what Chis did to his mom. Screenshot 2024-05-26 125134.png shes represented by the crescent moon and is a symbol of sexuality. Guess what Chris used as an Idol of femininity Sailor MOON. Tanit is also is one letter swap away from TAINT and guess where Chris stabbed himself to attempt to make a vagina. This may have inspired Chris to want to transition in the first place.

I hope this isnt too autistic of a theory for you guys I mostly have stayed out of the cwc side of the farms.
 
Tanit is also is one letter swap away from TAINT and guess where Chris stabbed himself to attempt to make a vagina. This may have inspired Chris to want to transition in the first place.

I hope this isnt too autistic of a theory for you guys I mostly have stayed out of the cwc side of the farms.

"Tanit" to "taint" is extremely autistic. Taint is a slang term, the area between scrotum and anus is called the perineum. Take it from an expert in all things related to an Un-Clit.
 
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I haven't been up-to-date on Chris for nearly a year, who is funding his rent on that Lynchburg home? or is he being allowed to live there for the lulz?
 
Speaking of cursed medallions, I forgot to crosspost this here too this morning
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And holy shit Boogie has a very good take about it
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Also two people voted for Chris in the Libertarian Party's primaries lol
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Good to know Gunty is saltier than me. I didn't think it was possible, to be honest.

I haven't been up-to-date on Chris for nearly a year, who is funding his rent on that Lynchburg home? or is he being allowed to live there for the lulz?
Well, I'm thinking his tugboat and whatever Caden takes from the shop and the streams Chris does.

Recently Chris is doing $300 art commissions, so maybe they're behind on mortgage payments or need some kind of work done on the house? Maybe Caden needs money for hookers and blow who knows
 
That video of Chris in Dallas got me thinking. Do you guys think that Chris is no longer in Virgina and that he now lives somewhere else since he has been moving in silence this whole time?
 
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That video of Chris in Dallas got me thinking. Do you guys think that Chris is no longer in Virgina and that he now lives somewhere else since he has been moving in silence this whole time?
Do I think he's living somewhere else? Yes. But I think he's still in Virginia.

I think he's staying at 14 BC.
 
That video of Chris in Dallas got me thinking. Do you guys think that Chris is no longer in Virgina and that he now lives somewhere else since he has been moving in silence this whole time?

Do I think he's living somewhere else? Yes. But I think he's still in Virginia.

I think he's staying at 14 BC.

We literally just got photos and indirect confirmation from Chris/Caden themselves that Chris still lives at the Big Island house.
 
Chris wasn't where his car is though.
But it was of him, right in front of the Big Island house, with his car right behind him?
He was travelling. I sure as hell don't leave my car at the airport, it costs a goddamn mint. I'll take transit or Uber into the airport. Even Chris is smart enough to do the same.
I disagree with the notion Chris would be smart enough to not use Airport parking, because it's Chris and he's fucking awful with money over convenience. It would be something Caden would tell Chris to do, though, if merely calling an uber to take him to the airport instead.
 
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