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Carlson said:
I know that story, but I don't buy that it's the ONLY cause. Chris is a dumbass and all, but it's still a pretty big leap from "Understand your feminine side" to "Become a transvestite." Keep in mind how often in his past he engaged in feminine activities and cross-dressing. I think there's something even more warped in his mind that could be at least part of the root cause of Tomgirl.
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Chris has never felt very assertive or confident or anything (or jerkish :tomgirl:) that tv tells him that men should be. But he doesn't want to get his dick lopped off and sold to china, he enjoys his mass debate sessions! So what's a feminine, attractive dude to do??? Whoever started it and told him he should embrace his feminine side solved this quandry for Chris. It really inspired something in Chris that we never expected was there.

Carlson said:
Of course, trying to understand Chris is like trying to glue together a shattered mirror after some of the pieces have been thrown out.
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It seems he's erratic, but in practice, he adheres to some very basic rules. Considering his inability to understand that people won't always think the way he does makes understanding him a lot easier. We can put ourselves in other people's shoes and imagine what they're thinking, even if we don't agree with that. But Chris can't. And if you keep that in mind, his behavior makes a lot more sense.
 
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I was way more disturbed by the lego high school than the tomgirl stuff.

Shame that the house fire canceled Chris's obsessions about high school.
 
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If you had to hang out with one of the following two people, who would it be? Chris Bores (Irate Gamer) or Christian Weston Chandler?
 
CWC, definitely. Not because of "oh I can get content" or w/e but because I could actually hold a reasonable conversation about things... Irate Gamer would probably be an asshole and talk more about what he (doesn't) know about video games but at least CWC is a TRUE and HONEST gaming fan.
 
Really? I would have picked Bores myself. Thing about him is that he doesn't come out as being a creepy stalker/pedophile (as far as I'm aware, at least). Sure, the guy has issues, but I don't think he stoops himself as low as Chan. Bores would be disgusted, let alone horrified if he ever saw the grotesque stuff Chan did in his videos.
 
This has nothing to do with anything really, but I was having a conversation the other day and the person I was talking to said we were having "lovely weather". I had to stifle a smile because my mind immediately went from that to "we did the dew". God dammit Chris.
 
Why the hell would I chose to hang out with Chris Bores over CWC? Chris may be a birdy, egotistical Big Bird-looking man, but I'd just want to deck him if I'd ever see Bores's arrogant frog face and stupid eyes in person.

I think if that happens my BREAKFAST IS RUINED!
 
The Hunter shared this gem in Skype. Looks like Chris was right after all!

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Do you think Chris will be a homeless bum (a la Chester A. Bum) wandering the streets after Barb kicks the bucket?
 
what would chris have done if bob actually had died in 2015? been prepared for it? somehow idk...
 
The Coen brothers would be perfect. Wes Anderson possibly, but the Coens are great at combining humor with depressing, wierd material ( Chris and his life in a nutshell)
 
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Altissimo said:
what would chris have done if bob actually had died in 2015? been prepared for it? somehow idk...
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He would've mourned just how he did when he actually did die. Just tweak his blaming just a little.
 
I was thinking of Wes Anderson to be honest, with his often zany and awkward humor. Many of his films focus around highly dysfunctional families, and the Chandlers fit right up the bill on that. Imagine Bill Murray doing the voice of Kacey's father, if not playing the role of Bob Chandler.

Edit: I also take it that there aren't many film buffs here on this thread, am I right? :)
 
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1nomadcowatbk1 said:
Would any sperm bank accept Chris as a sperm donor?
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I don't think so. Sperm banks are pretty strict on requirements.
They generally want healthy people, and people who don't come from families with questionable medical histories.
 
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Autistic children have been linked to the same sperm donor before, but Chris... Chris simply looks so unhealthy that he wouldn't pass the requirements.
 
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